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If I know what you are saying: by Grumah, the helpful link-bot 09/06/2007, 12:49am PDT
Jerry Whorebach wrote:

Let's just say my "floppy disk" fits snugly into compatible 3.5 inch disk drives, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'.


I'm uh

IMPOTENT

The characters names are wrong whys the password so long why dont the weapons do anything.
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Penis - 6.5 inches NT by Quentin Beck 09/04/2007, 6:29pm PDT NEW
    Pssh, my penis is 8 feet long. NT by Bubba the Blue Whale 09/04/2007, 9:34pm PDT NEW
        No takers? I was sure worm was packing a lean 7+ inches. NT by Quentin Beck 09/05/2007, 6:37pm PDT NEW
    Penis - 6.78 inches NT by Zseni 09/05/2007, 8:42pm PDT NEW
        You can't measure envy in inches NT by OHHHHHHHHHHHH 09/05/2007, 8:45pm PDT NEW
            If anyone is packing more (dick or envy) let him step forward. NT by Zseni 09/05/2007, 9:48pm PDT NEW
                I am, but it doesn't count because I'm really a girl. NT by Mischief Maker 09/05/2007, 10:18pm PDT NEW
                    Ours don't count, but we're bigger than everyone else. by Zseni 09/05/2007, 11:08pm PDT NEW
                        No fat chix plx NT by Grumah, the helpful link-bot 09/06/2007, 2:59am PDT NEW
                            You can have an orgasm anywhere with a fat chick OH FOLD YOUR EAR NT by ADC 09/06/2007, 5:06am PDT NEW
                        Go out hoggin, fuck a big fat pig. NT by Da Diceman ohhhhhh 09/11/2007, 1:57am PDT NEW
    I'm not touching this one with a ten-foot pole. by Jerry Whorebach 09/05/2007, 10:40pm PDT NEW
        If I know what you are saying: by Grumah, the helpful link-bot 09/06/2007, 12:49am PDT NEW
            My "hard disk" has Carmen San Diego on it, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/06/2007, 1:18pm PDT NEW
    Fine. 8" Sometimes I hurt women without meaning to. NT by CattleHumper 09/06/2007, 12:21pm PDT NEW
        You said my scrambled eggs sucked - I hardly think that's "without meaning to" NT by Zseni 09/06/2007, 4:29pm PDT NEW
        Sometimes I hurt women, with clear intent. O___________________________________O NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/06/2007, 4:31pm PDT NEW
        I wouldn't laugh at a man with a 5.5 inch cock. by Quentin Beck 09/06/2007, 9:51pm PDT NEW
        If you didn't mean to hurt her you're not doing it right. NT by The Happiness Engine 09/06/2007, 10:21pm PDT NEW
        To put things in perspective, I'm 6'8" tall, so it's not that excessive by CattleHumper 09/07/2007, 8:58am PDT NEW
            It's not on the top of your head is it? NT by Worm 09/07/2007, 9:26am PDT NEW
                Hahaha by laudablepuss 09/07/2007, 4:03pm PDT NEW
                    That's because you're a Worm kind of guy! by Worm 09/07/2007, 4:12pm PDT NEW
                        AAAAAAAH AIDS! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF! NT by laudablepuss 09/07/2007, 4:28pm PDT NEW
            Being 6'8" is kind of excessive itself. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/07/2007, 11:46am PDT NEW
        I'm glad SOMEONE took this challenge seriously. NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/07/2007, 1:20pm PDT NEW
            If you are above this challenge, you are below 6.5 inches. by Quentin Beck 09/10/2007, 3:16am PDT NEW
                I have the smallest penis that anyone, man or woman, has ever admitted to having by Jerry Whorebach 09/10/2007, 3:46am PDT NEW
                Six Inches! by Worm 09/10/2007, 2:27pm PDT NEW
                    Hey, we can be cock twins. NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/10/2007, 3:11pm PDT NEW
                        Is this a good time to mention that the little man defies measurement? by laudablepuss 09/10/2007, 3:24pm PDT NEW
                            I had to use a YARDSTICK. Because I don't own any other measuring devices :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/10/2007, 3:53pm PDT NEW
                                That's not what I meant by laudablepuss 09/10/2007, 4:09pm PDT NEW
                                    Graduated Cylinders? NT by Worm 09/10/2007, 6:20pm PDT NEW
                                    You're not supposed to be so matter of fact about this shit. by Quentin Beck 09/11/2007, 12:19am PDT NEW
                                        So QB is a sex exhibitionist... it's always the last guy you would ever expect. NT by Will I ever see him the same way ag 09/11/2007, 1:09am PDT NEW
                                        To the windows to the wall. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/11/2007, 1:32am PDT NEW
                                        AWESOME! If you get to clear the balls out of the way, I'm about 9" NT by From tip to asshole 09/11/2007, 2:40am PDT NEW
                                            This man has the biggest taint I've ever seen. NT by Bob Odenkirk 09/11/2007, 2:48am PDT NEW
    7", thin as a rail, I'd like to install "bumpers" along the sides NT by Gleen 09/10/2007, 4:15pm PDT NEW
        Oh what a big man you are, hey let me buy you a pack of gum I'll show you how to NT by Richard Roma 09/11/2007, 2:20am PDT NEW
    I think from my musical taste we can infer that mine is tiny. by Fullofkittens 09/10/2007, 4:54pm PDT NEW
        You like men NT by Psycho Mantis 09/11/2007, 2:18am PDT NEW
            Four touching penis adventures for kids - part 1 by Quentin Beck 09/11/2007, 8:53pm PDT NEW
                Part 2? NT by Pi Is A Rational 09/12/2007, 8:57am PDT NEW
                Caught ONLY 3 times?! NT by You're practically a jerk ninja! 09/12/2007, 10:50am PDT NEW
                    Being Caught By Your Own Mother Tops The Number of Times NT by Pi Is A Rational 09/12/2007, 11:04am PDT NEW
                Touching penis adventures for kids - part 2 by Quentin Beck 11/05/2007, 3:34pm PST NEW
                    people with foreskins have a much greater chance of contracting STD's by you should watch out, whoremonger 11/05/2007, 4:03pm PST NEW
                        That's a myth. by Jerry Whorebach 11/05/2007, 5:00pm PST NEW
                        STDs are better than permanently numbed dicks. Such terrible, terrible dicks! NT by Quentin Beck 11/07/2007, 7:41pm PST NEW
                    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE INTERNET. SO COMFORTABLE AND WORTHWHILE NT by pube-obsessed syphilitic 11/06/2007, 8:26am PST NEW
                    What do you tell your girlfriend when you go prancing off to hookerland? NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/06/2007, 1:06pm PST NEW
                        with tophat, coattails and a cane. NT by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis 11/06/2007, 8:27pm PST NEW
                        I say I don't intend to fuck whores, but I'd be kinda disappointed if I didn't. by Quentin Beck 11/07/2007, 7:40pm PST NEW
                            Somehow, your plan to get me laid sounds even less appealing than Zseni's by Jerry Whorebach 11/07/2007, 10:26pm PST NEW
                                I think QB's plan might also involve riding him. I read between the lines. NT by Fussbett 11/07/2007, 11:13pm PST NEW
                                    Are you suggesting he's Willem Dafoe in Auto Focus? by Jerry Whorebach 11/08/2007, 1:27am PST NEW
                                        Disappointing, Jerry. How often will dirty internet strangers invite you for se by Quentin Beck 11/08/2007, 10:09pm PST NEW
                                            Disappointing, Jerry. How often will dirty internet strangers invite you for se by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/09/2007, 12:10am PST NEW
                                                I'm in for $2 (CDN!) towards the Jerry Whorebackpack Fund. by Fussbett 11/09/2007, 12:24am PST NEW
                                                    Re: I'm in for $2 (CDN!) towards the Jerry Whorebackpack Fund. by Quentin Beck 11/13/2007, 6:12pm PST NEW
                                                        Oh, well as long as it's for an awful reason... NT by Fussbett 11/14/2007, 12:54pm PST NEW
                                                Re: Disappointing, Jerry. How often will dirty internet strangers invite you for by Quentin Beck 11/13/2007, 6:10pm PST NEW
                                                    ICJ already made "Beyond Good and Evil" for you. NT by Fussbett 11/14/2007, 12:57pm PST NEW
                                                    oh, do they let sex trade felons NT by still work in banks? 11/14/2007, 2:06pm PST NEW
                                                        Whoring is a crime in boring countries like America? Too bad for your bankers. NT by Quentin Beck 11/15/2007, 4:50pm PST NEW
                                            Don't forget to scarf down tons of Mongolian cheese. I hear it's awesome. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/09/2007, 12:39am PST NEW
                                                Is that a really really gross metaphor? NT by Mischief Maker 11/09/2007, 4:39am PST NEW
                                            Re: Disappointing, Jerry. How often will dirty internet strangers invite you for by Mischief Maker 11/09/2007, 4:38am PST NEW
                                        Thank you for clearing that up by Vested Id 11/08/2007, 11:48pm PST NEW
                                        Actually, it sounds more like Willem Dafoe in Off Limits by I need clarification 11/14/2007, 3:58pm PST NEW
 
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