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by Quentin Beck 11/07/2007, 7:40pm PST |
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It's the truth. But, this time she's coming with me and paying for everything. I'm absolutely a guy who can be bought so this could have been the end of my whoring, BUT she pissed away her awesome power at the bank recently. She was taking forever to sign the traveller's checks so the teller suggested that I could sign some too if we were planning to stay together. GF is very sensitive about the shameful financial dynamics of our relationship and didn't want to have them exposed publicly, so she agreed! I signed like a fucking madman and now have $US4750 in travellers checks in my name but in her possession. Perhaps God is destroying the US dollar partly as my punishment. Anyway, it's enough to kick a lot of ass over there independently if there are any whore-related disagreements. I've already framed her as manipulative and controlling to my parents (who also believe in the power of financial incentives) and they disapprove of the trip and should finance a split from her mid-journey if I told them she was supporting me for evil reasons. I also have some money but it is precious, so I'm mostly poor.
Which reminds me, Jerry! Sell your Xbox, get yo'self $2k, and come to whoreland. If we are careful, we can turn the shame of whoring into harmless hilarity. It will be valuable and deserved sex for you and you can also ride elephants. |
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Penis - 6.5 inches NT by Quentin Beck 09/04/2007, 6:29pm PDT 
Pssh, my penis is 8 feet long. NT by Bubba the Blue Whale 09/04/2007, 9:34pm PDT
No takers? I was sure worm was packing a lean 7+ inches. NT by Quentin Beck 09/05/2007, 6:37pm PDT
Penis - 6.78 inches NT by Zseni 09/05/2007, 8:42pm PDT
You can't measure envy in inches NT by OHHHHHHHHHHHH 09/05/2007, 8:45pm PDT
If anyone is packing more (dick or envy) let him step forward. NT by Zseni 09/05/2007, 9:48pm PDT
I am, but it doesn't count because I'm really a girl. NT by Mischief Maker 09/05/2007, 10:18pm PDT
Ours don't count, but we're bigger than everyone else. by Zseni 09/05/2007, 11:08pm PDT
No fat chix plx NT by Grumah, the helpful link-bot 09/06/2007, 2:59am PDT
You can have an orgasm anywhere with a fat chick OH FOLD YOUR EAR NT by ADC 09/06/2007, 5:06am PDT
Go out hoggin, fuck a big fat pig. NT by Da Diceman ohhhhhh 09/11/2007, 1:57am PDT
I'm not touching this one with a ten-foot pole. by Jerry Whorebach 09/05/2007, 10:40pm PDT
If I know what you are saying: by Grumah, the helpful link-bot 09/06/2007, 12:49am PDT
My "hard disk" has Carmen San Diego on it, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/06/2007, 1:18pm PDT
Fine. 8" Sometimes I hurt women without meaning to. NT by CattleHumper 09/06/2007, 12:21pm PDT
You said my scrambled eggs sucked - I hardly think that's "without meaning to" NT by Zseni 09/06/2007, 4:29pm PDT
Sometimes I hurt women, with clear intent. O___________________________________O NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/06/2007, 4:31pm PDT
I wouldn't laugh at a man with a 5.5 inch cock. by Quentin Beck 09/06/2007, 9:51pm PDT
If you didn't mean to hurt her you're not doing it right. NT by The Happiness Engine 09/06/2007, 10:21pm PDT
To put things in perspective, I'm 6'8" tall, so it's not that excessive by CattleHumper 09/07/2007, 8:58am PDT
It's not on the top of your head is it? NT by Worm 09/07/2007, 9:26am PDT
Hahaha by laudablepuss 09/07/2007, 4:03pm PDT
That's because you're a Worm kind of guy! by Worm 09/07/2007, 4:12pm PDT
AAAAAAAH AIDS! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF! NT by laudablepuss 09/07/2007, 4:28pm PDT
Being 6'8" is kind of excessive itself. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/07/2007, 11:46am PDT
I'm glad SOMEONE took this challenge seriously. NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/07/2007, 1:20pm PDT
If you are above this challenge, you are below 6.5 inches. by Quentin Beck 09/10/2007, 3:16am PDT
I have the smallest penis that anyone, man or woman, has ever admitted to having by Jerry Whorebach 09/10/2007, 3:46am PDT
Six Inches! by Worm 09/10/2007, 2:27pm PDT
Hey, we can be cock twins. NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/10/2007, 3:11pm PDT
Is this a good time to mention that the little man defies measurement? by laudablepuss 09/10/2007, 3:24pm PDT
I had to use a YARDSTICK. Because I don't own any other measuring devices :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/10/2007, 3:53pm PDT
That's not what I meant by laudablepuss 09/10/2007, 4:09pm PDT
Graduated Cylinders? NT by Worm 09/10/2007, 6:20pm PDT
You're not supposed to be so matter of fact about this shit. by Quentin Beck 09/11/2007, 12:19am PDT
So QB is a sex exhibitionist... it's always the last guy you would ever expect. NT by Will I ever see him the same way ag 09/11/2007, 1:09am PDT
To the windows to the wall. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/11/2007, 1:32am PDT
AWESOME! If you get to clear the balls out of the way, I'm about 9" NT by From tip to asshole 09/11/2007, 2:40am PDT
This man has the biggest taint I've ever seen. NT by Bob Odenkirk 09/11/2007, 2:48am PDT
7", thin as a rail, I'd like to install "bumpers" along the sides NT by Gleen 09/10/2007, 4:15pm PDT
Oh what a big man you are, hey let me buy you a pack of gum I'll show you how to NT by Richard Roma 09/11/2007, 2:20am PDT
I think from my musical taste we can infer that mine is tiny. by Fullofkittens 09/10/2007, 4:54pm PDT
You like men NT by Psycho Mantis 09/11/2007, 2:18am PDT
Four touching penis adventures for kids - part 1 by Quentin Beck 09/11/2007, 8:53pm PDT
Part 2? NT by Pi Is A Rational 09/12/2007, 8:57am PDT
Caught ONLY 3 times?! NT by You're practically a jerk ninja! 09/12/2007, 10:50am PDT
Being Caught By Your Own Mother Tops The Number of Times NT by Pi Is A Rational 09/12/2007, 11:04am PDT
Touching penis adventures for kids - part 2 by Quentin Beck 11/05/2007, 3:34pm PST
people with foreskins have a much greater chance of contracting STD's by you should watch out, whoremonger 11/05/2007, 4:03pm PST
That's a myth. by Jerry Whorebach 11/05/2007, 5:00pm PST
STDs are better than permanently numbed dicks. Such terrible, terrible dicks! NT by Quentin Beck 11/07/2007, 7:41pm PST
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE INTERNET. SO COMFORTABLE AND WORTHWHILE NT by pube-obsessed syphilitic 11/06/2007, 8:26am PST
What do you tell your girlfriend when you go prancing off to hookerland? NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/06/2007, 1:06pm PST
with tophat, coattails and a cane. NT by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis 11/06/2007, 8:27pm PST
I say I don't intend to fuck whores, but I'd be kinda disappointed if I didn't. by Quentin Beck 11/07/2007, 7:40pm PST
Somehow, your plan to get me laid sounds even less appealing than Zseni's by Jerry Whorebach 11/07/2007, 10:26pm PST
I think QB's plan might also involve riding him. I read between the lines. NT by Fussbett 11/07/2007, 11:13pm PST
Are you suggesting he's Willem Dafoe in Auto Focus? by Jerry Whorebach 11/08/2007, 1:27am PST
Disappointing, Jerry. How often will dirty internet strangers invite you for se by Quentin Beck 11/08/2007, 10:09pm PST
Disappointing, Jerry. How often will dirty internet strangers invite you for se by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/09/2007, 12:10am PST
I'm in for $2 (CDN!) towards the Jerry Whorebackpack Fund. by Fussbett 11/09/2007, 12:24am PST
Re: I'm in for $2 (CDN!) towards the Jerry Whorebackpack Fund. by Quentin Beck 11/13/2007, 6:12pm PST
Oh, well as long as it's for an awful reason... NT by Fussbett 11/14/2007, 12:54pm PST
Re: Disappointing, Jerry. How often will dirty internet strangers invite you for by Quentin Beck 11/13/2007, 6:10pm PST
ICJ already made "Beyond Good and Evil" for you. NT by Fussbett 11/14/2007, 12:57pm PST
oh, do they let sex trade felons NT by still work in banks? 11/14/2007, 2:06pm PST
Whoring is a crime in boring countries like America? Too bad for your bankers. NT by Quentin Beck 11/15/2007, 4:50pm PST
Don't forget to scarf down tons of Mongolian cheese. I hear it's awesome. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/09/2007, 12:39am PST
Is that a really really gross metaphor? NT by Mischief Maker 11/09/2007, 4:39am PST
Re: Disappointing, Jerry. How often will dirty internet strangers invite you for by Mischief Maker 11/09/2007, 4:38am PST
Thank you for clearing that up by Vested Id 11/08/2007, 11:48pm PST
Actually, it sounds more like Willem Dafoe in Off Limits by I need clarification 11/14/2007, 3:58pm PST
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