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by Quentin Beck 11/13/2007, 6:10pm PST |
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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Quentin Beck wrote:
Here's what I'll do. We're backpacking from Thailand to Mongolia and back again. We plan on taking three months. We're leaving on the 27th of this month. I'll try to take photos of prostitutes along the way and post them to a quiet section of this forum and have Caltropsians guess the nominal value of the prostitutes. Ostensibly, it will be my version of your stupid IMDB quiz game, but its actual purpose is to stir up your lust for these whores. Once stirred, you'll have sufficient time to book flights and raise money and you can then catch me on the return leg of our trip and get yoru whoring done anywhere from Vietnam down. Let it be known, however, that the first time a pimp scowls at me, the game will end.
I support this fully. Let me know if I can be of any help. New forum? Need a new forum? Let's do the new forum thing.
ICJ
Haha! Alright! I thought you'd be against it. Wait until I've got something to post before creating a forum. I'll prompt you, and then you think up a good name. Don't make it too lewd, though, because I already feel kinda dirty about it. And don't make it too classy, either, because we shouldn't forget that society thinks it's a terrible thing to do. Funny is probably good. Some little in-joke thing. Then again, if that's how we're gonna be, it's probably easier for me to coopt an existing forum. I'd rather not become notorious for this. Eventually, I'll have to get a job at a bank, you know. I'm growing up.
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Penis - 6.5 inches NT by Quentin Beck 09/04/2007, 6:29pm PDT 
Pssh, my penis is 8 feet long. NT by Bubba the Blue Whale 09/04/2007, 9:34pm PDT 
No takers? I was sure worm was packing a lean 7+ inches. NT by Quentin Beck 09/05/2007, 6:37pm PDT 
Penis - 6.78 inches NT by Zseni 09/05/2007, 8:42pm PDT 
You can't measure envy in inches NT by OHHHHHHHHHHHH 09/05/2007, 8:45pm PDT 
If anyone is packing more (dick or envy) let him step forward. NT by Zseni 09/05/2007, 9:48pm PDT 
I am, but it doesn't count because I'm really a girl. NT by Mischief Maker 09/05/2007, 10:18pm PDT 
Ours don't count, but we're bigger than everyone else. by Zseni 09/05/2007, 11:08pm PDT 
No fat chix plx NT by Grumah, the helpful link-bot 09/06/2007, 2:59am PDT 
You can have an orgasm anywhere with a fat chick OH FOLD YOUR EAR NT by ADC 09/06/2007, 5:06am PDT 
Go out hoggin, fuck a big fat pig. NT by Da Diceman ohhhhhh 09/11/2007, 1:57am PDT 
I'm not touching this one with a ten-foot pole. by Jerry Whorebach 09/05/2007, 10:40pm PDT 
If I know what you are saying: by Grumah, the helpful link-bot 09/06/2007, 12:49am PDT 
My "hard disk" has Carmen San Diego on it, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/06/2007, 1:18pm PDT 
Fine. 8" Sometimes I hurt women without meaning to. NT by CattleHumper 09/06/2007, 12:21pm PDT 
You said my scrambled eggs sucked - I hardly think that's "without meaning to" NT by Zseni 09/06/2007, 4:29pm PDT 
Sometimes I hurt women, with clear intent. O___________________________________O NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/06/2007, 4:31pm PDT 
I wouldn't laugh at a man with a 5.5 inch cock. by Quentin Beck 09/06/2007, 9:51pm PDT 
If you didn't mean to hurt her you're not doing it right. NT by The Happiness Engine 09/06/2007, 10:21pm PDT 
To put things in perspective, I'm 6'8" tall, so it's not that excessive by CattleHumper 09/07/2007, 8:58am PDT 
It's not on the top of your head is it? NT by Worm 09/07/2007, 9:26am PDT 
Hahaha by laudablepuss 09/07/2007, 4:03pm PDT 
That's because you're a Worm kind of guy! by Worm 09/07/2007, 4:12pm PDT 
AAAAAAAH AIDS! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF! NT by laudablepuss 09/07/2007, 4:28pm PDT 
Being 6'8" is kind of excessive itself. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/07/2007, 11:46am PDT 
I'm glad SOMEONE took this challenge seriously. NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/07/2007, 1:20pm PDT 
If you are above this challenge, you are below 6.5 inches. by Quentin Beck 09/10/2007, 3:16am PDT 
I have the smallest penis that anyone, man or woman, has ever admitted to having by Jerry Whorebach 09/10/2007, 3:46am PDT 
Six Inches! by Worm 09/10/2007, 2:27pm PDT 
Hey, we can be cock twins. NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/10/2007, 3:11pm PDT 
Is this a good time to mention that the little man defies measurement? by laudablepuss 09/10/2007, 3:24pm PDT 
I had to use a YARDSTICK. Because I don't own any other measuring devices :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/10/2007, 3:53pm PDT 
That's not what I meant by laudablepuss 09/10/2007, 4:09pm PDT 
Graduated Cylinders? NT by Worm 09/10/2007, 6:20pm PDT 
You're not supposed to be so matter of fact about this shit. by Quentin Beck 09/11/2007, 12:19am PDT 
So QB is a sex exhibitionist... it's always the last guy you would ever expect. NT by Will I ever see him the same way ag 09/11/2007, 1:09am PDT 
To the windows to the wall. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/11/2007, 1:32am PDT 
AWESOME! If you get to clear the balls out of the way, I'm about 9" NT by From tip to asshole 09/11/2007, 2:40am PDT 
This man has the biggest taint I've ever seen. NT by Bob Odenkirk 09/11/2007, 2:48am PDT 
7", thin as a rail, I'd like to install "bumpers" along the sides NT by Gleen 09/10/2007, 4:15pm PDT 
Oh what a big man you are, hey let me buy you a pack of gum I'll show you how to NT by Richard Roma 09/11/2007, 2:20am PDT 
I think from my musical taste we can infer that mine is tiny. by Fullofkittens 09/10/2007, 4:54pm PDT 
You like men NT by Psycho Mantis 09/11/2007, 2:18am PDT 
Four touching penis adventures for kids - part 1 by Quentin Beck 09/11/2007, 8:53pm PDT 
Part 2? NT by Pi Is A Rational 09/12/2007, 8:57am PDT 
Caught ONLY 3 times?! NT by You're practically a jerk ninja! 09/12/2007, 10:50am PDT 
Being Caught By Your Own Mother Tops The Number of Times NT by Pi Is A Rational 09/12/2007, 11:04am PDT 
Touching penis adventures for kids - part 2 by Quentin Beck 11/05/2007, 3:34pm PST 
people with foreskins have a much greater chance of contracting STD's by you should watch out, whoremonger 11/05/2007, 4:03pm PST 
That's a myth. by Jerry Whorebach 11/05/2007, 5:00pm PST 
STDs are better than permanently numbed dicks. Such terrible, terrible dicks! NT by Quentin Beck 11/07/2007, 7:41pm PST 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE INTERNET. SO COMFORTABLE AND WORTHWHILE NT by pube-obsessed syphilitic 11/06/2007, 8:26am PST 
What do you tell your girlfriend when you go prancing off to hookerland? NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/06/2007, 1:06pm PST 
with tophat, coattails and a cane. NT by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis 11/06/2007, 8:27pm PST 
I say I don't intend to fuck whores, but I'd be kinda disappointed if I didn't. by Quentin Beck 11/07/2007, 7:40pm PST 
Somehow, your plan to get me laid sounds even less appealing than Zseni's by Jerry Whorebach 11/07/2007, 10:26pm PST 
I think QB's plan might also involve riding him. I read between the lines. NT by Fussbett 11/07/2007, 11:13pm PST 
Are you suggesting he's Willem Dafoe in Auto Focus? by Jerry Whorebach 11/08/2007, 1:27am PST 
Disappointing, Jerry. How often will dirty internet strangers invite you for se by Quentin Beck 11/08/2007, 10:09pm PST 
Disappointing, Jerry. How often will dirty internet strangers invite you for se by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/09/2007, 12:10am PST 
I'm in for $2 (CDN!) towards the Jerry Whorebackpack Fund. by Fussbett 11/09/2007, 12:24am PST 
Re: I'm in for $2 (CDN!) towards the Jerry Whorebackpack Fund. by Quentin Beck 11/13/2007, 6:12pm PST 
Oh, well as long as it's for an awful reason... NT by Fussbett 11/14/2007, 12:54pm PST 
Re: Disappointing, Jerry. How often will dirty internet strangers invite you for by Quentin Beck 11/13/2007, 6:10pm PST 
ICJ already made "Beyond Good and Evil" for you. NT by Fussbett 11/14/2007, 12:57pm PST 
oh, do they let sex trade felons NT by still work in banks? 11/14/2007, 2:06pm PST 
Whoring is a crime in boring countries like America? Too bad for your bankers. NT by Quentin Beck 11/15/2007, 4:50pm PST 
Don't forget to scarf down tons of Mongolian cheese. I hear it's awesome. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/09/2007, 12:39am PST 
Is that a really really gross metaphor? NT by Mischief Maker 11/09/2007, 4:39am PST 
Re: Disappointing, Jerry. How often will dirty internet strangers invite you for by Mischief Maker 11/09/2007, 4:38am PST 
Thank you for clearing that up by Vested Id 11/08/2007, 11:48pm PST 
Actually, it sounds more like Willem Dafoe in Off Limits by I need clarification 11/14/2007, 3:58pm PST 
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