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by Bananadine 09/17/2007, 11:13am PDT |
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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Defender is one of the greatest games ever made, and it's difficulty one of the reasons why it remains compelling 25 years later. Juno First has a control scheme that does not involve as many buttons for thrust and reverse and such, and it is nowhere near as fun or rewarding. It makes you feel like an idiot, pushing the ship on the screen around. Anyone who is seriously making the claim that Defender is a shitty game is just dismissing it for the hell of it. That being said, any version except for the arcade version kind of sucks: the Atari 2600 version is an OK game for that system, it just shouldn't be called "Defender." But the various Defender 2000 clones and such aren't great either.
That sounds interesting. I should mention that I never actually played Defender in its original form--I had the 2600 version but who cares about that. I guess I can try it on MAME? I never really got into that MAME business (I should though, it's clearly an awesome thing to do).
Bananadine wrote:
"The game is no fun, so it is bad" is not how we grow beyond Old Man Murray
I have been thinking about this, and the conclusion I've come to is that I have no further use for the OMM-style game review. It seems like that's what they're going for at Action Button, and that's what Caltrops was always aiming for, and it's just not necessary anymore. The revolution is done--we all know about Start to Crate. Why keep trying, when the more ordinary game review sites will tell you basically what you need to know when you're deciding whether to buy something?
Certainly there are many other ways to write about games that could be valuable, but I think the people attempting it generally do not have the right talents or goals to achieve anything but a funny review or an angry review, of the types we have already seen. Not that there's anything wrong with a funny review, but if its primary value is that it's funny, then why not just write funny articles in general? But then Caltrops is already doing this, to some extent. Megaphone review etc.
I guess it will work itself out eventually. In the meantime the best way I can think of to contribute is to make some innovative games. |
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20 difficult games by Bananadine 09/12/2007, 6:29am PDT 
Blast CORPSE and Mischief Makers shouldn't even count. :( by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/12/2007, 7:01am PDT 
making difficult games isnt hard NT by dustbin of history 09/12/2007, 3:53pm PDT 
Well, that debate is settled. NT by Meeting adjourned. 09/12/2007, 4:14pm PDT 
Well, might as well dismantle their article piece by piece by dustbin of history 09/12/2007, 6:00pm PDT 
This should be frontpaged (I wrote this, forgot to change my name) NT by Grumah 09/12/2007, 6:25pm PDT 
All your posts are HIPAA violations. NT by Zseni 09/12/2007, 7:27pm PDT 
hipaa to be squaer NT by Grumah 09/12/2007, 8:07pm PDT 
Re: 20 difficult games by Bananadine 09/16/2007, 10:48am PDT 
Solar Jetman, more like Impossible Bullshitman. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/16/2007, 11:40am PDT 
ALTHOUGH by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/16/2007, 11:42am PDT 
Re: ALTHOUGH by Bananadine 09/17/2007, 10:52am PDT 
Re: ALTHOUGH by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/17/2007, 12:10pm PDT 
There are a few old games which undoubtedly stand the test of time by Grumah 09/16/2007, 12:40pm PDT 
Re: There are a few old games which undoubtedly stand the test of time by I need clarification 09/17/2007, 12:51am PDT 
Re: 20 difficult games by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/16/2007, 4:07pm PDT 
I got the idea from that one episode of NewsRadio :( by Jerry Whorebach 09/16/2007, 8:49pm PDT 
Re: I got the idea from that one episode of NewsRadio :( by Mischief Maker 09/16/2007, 8:56pm PDT 
Re: 20 difficult games by Bananadine 09/17/2007, 11:13am PDT 
And don't get me started on how Something Awful rendered Seanbaby obsolete! NT by Mischief Maker 09/17/2007, 11:41am PDT 
Don't you dare make a Caltrops pinball table, motherfucker! by Fussbett 09/17/2007, 11:44am PDT 
So when is the pinball table coming out? by Confiscatio Secundo 09/17/2007, 11:53am PDT 
WHEN IT'S DONE (pretty soon (but after a trip I'm taking)) NT by Fussbett 09/17/2007, 12:19pm PDT 
Re: 20 difficult games by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/17/2007, 2:10pm PDT 
Any article on difficult games that doesn't mention Battletoads is an autofail by FABIO 09/16/2007, 5:25pm PDT 
Re: Any article on difficult games that doesn't mention Battletoads is an autofa by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/16/2007, 6:49pm PDT 
Re: Any article on difficult games that doesn't mention Battletoads is an autofa by Grumah 09/16/2007, 8:35pm PDT 
Or under 30 years old. It can also make you under 30 years old. by Lizard_King 09/20/2007, 7:55am PDT 
So....... can it also make me under 30 years old? NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/20/2007, 8:55am PDT 
You're older than 30 years? by Lizard_King 09/20/2007, 11:46am PDT 
Your transformation into jeep is complete. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/20/2007, 11:55am PDT 
Re: Your transformation into jeep is complete. by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/20/2007, 1:00pm PDT 
Dodging the question, tough guy? NT by Lizard_King 09/20/2007, 1:25pm PDT 
Yes, yes and yes, in that order. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/20/2007, 2:38pm PDT 
Also next Tuesday for one, axis of insufferable faggots, ruuuu, etc. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/20/2007, 2:39pm PDT 
Re: Or under 30 years old. It can also make you under 30 years old. by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/20/2007, 1:18pm PDT 
OK. by Lizard_King 09/20/2007, 1:24pm PDT 
Re: OK. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/20/2007, 2:11pm PDT 
Re: Or under 30 years old. It can also make you under 30 years old. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/20/2007, 1:49pm PDT 
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