by Jerry Whorebach 07/30/2013, 12:05pm PDT
In the mid-eighties, the candy geniuses at Neilsen finally realized what everybody with balls and a brain already knew: young bucks like crunchy, salty nuts. This lead to a successful marketing campaign based around the tagline "The only thing as good as your Crispy Crunch, is someone else's." So half the commercials were about stealing candy bars like a mulleted Brad Pitt in Ocean's Eleven, and the other half were about earning them by thrilling hot chicks with your peanut-powered dick.
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