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by fabio 12/02/2013, 1:53am PST |
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Max Payne 3
Better gameplay than the previous ones, much much worse story. Typical Rockstar writing trying to ape Max Payne writing using the visual style of Man on Fire, possibly the worst edited movie ever and doubly so when trying to play a videogame out of it SO WHAT THE FUCK guys.
The multiplayer looks like it could have been fun back in the day, but you'll only find half a dozen level 45 Russians playing straight deathmatch in 2013. I kept hearing how fun gang mode was but I'll never know because multiplayer communities always insist on only populating the shittiest modes.
Clash of Heroes
There was a good idea here for a fantasy SRPG version of Tetris Attack, but the execution hasn't been that great. The campaign story is a tedious affair of running around finding exactly the right order of battles that you're the right level for. Obnoxiosly, most of the side missions are much harder than the current story missions so you'll be running the story until you're stuck then need to back track 2 loading screens back to find the side missions you can do.
Get ready for manually saving every battle then quitting and reloading if you lose too many units. Anything but the lowest level units die permanently and the gold to replace them is finite.
Get ready to quit and restart a battle as soon as it starts because you were totally fucked by the random setup putting your massive elite units in the bottom row.Or how battles can be one or lost on setup if you luck out and just happen to have your quick firing archers positioned to take out the enemy elite units before they're activated. That's kind of what kills this game: battles revolves entirely around the elite units but the rules involving them are so fucked (must be in front to activate, perma death).
The elves seem by far the worst faction and they're the ones you're stuck playing as for the first 5 hours. They have a bunch of stuff that's supposed to be sneaky shit but the sneaky shit isn't useful enough to keep them from being blown out of the water by the other races' straightforward units with the superior damage and health numbers.
My only hope is grinding the elf portion enough to get past it and finally get to play with the decent races but I can't see getting around the random setup fucking your elite units problem. |
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I'm back! NT by Autumn sale 11/27/2013, 10:11am PST 
Max Payne 3 is $4 for the next three hours NT by fabio 11/30/2013, 2:55pm PST 
Steam sale purchases: Max Payne 3, Might & Magic Clash of Heroes by fabio 12/02/2013, 1:53am PST 
PROTIPS by Jerry Whorebach 12/02/2013, 5:51am PST 
Jerry. Jerry!! by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/02/2013, 8:55am PST 
More (DS version) protips: by Mischief Maker 12/02/2013, 8:35am PST 
Adventures in multiplayer by fabio 12/10/2013, 5:55am PST 
Re: Steam sale purchases: Max Payne 3, Might & Magic Clash of Heroes by Eurotrash 12/02/2013, 2:25pm PST 
Yeah, Fabio, please explain. NT by Last 12/02/2013, 3:17pm PST 
If you cant see how Tony Scott is a terrible director, I cant help you NT by fabio 12/02/2013, 5:01pm PST 
Tony Scott sucks by Tony Scott 12/02/2013, 10:15pm PST 
Ah, deflection. NT by Last 12/10/2013, 6:28am PST 
I have to take this back by fabio 12/04/2013, 1:10pm PST 
The Stanley Parable? by E. L. Koba 12/02/2013, 10:05pm PST 
Didn't end up getting it by Mysterio 12/02/2013, 10:13pm PST 
Re: The Stanley Parable? by fabio 12/04/2013, 1:18pm PST 
It's just the demo. You'd do better watching a youtube playthrough. NT by Last 12/10/2013, 6:26am PST 
the gameplay trailers promise a lot more than the demo ever did by the truth 12/11/2013, 10:54am PST 
Only useful description of this game out there. Thank you. NT by Souffle of Pain 12/11/2013, 2:00pm PST 
Why did I pay $10 for this? by Rafiki 07/05/2025, 8:44pm PDT 
I recently got burned by something similar. by Doki Doki Literature Club 07/06/2025, 2:10am PDT 
The Stanley Parable was a very 2013 kind of game. by blackwater 07/06/2025, 11:33pm PDT 
=( NT by Gone Home 07/07/2025, 12:28am PDT 
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