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Re: No, I meant 'Suck my cock AND you're an idiot either way.' by Diotallevi 01/20/2003, 10:13pm PST
Senor Barborito wrote:

Switzerland did alright when it was surrounded completely by hostile nations, you'll recall, but that has a lot to do with terrain and every male citizen owning an assault rifle

It may also have had something to do with laundering stolen cash/gold/art for said "hostile" nations. I don't think they would have paid the reparations if it wasn't true, which sort of punctures the "virtuous fortress" myth. Standing by while it happened puts them on exactly the same footing as every other European country (and not far below the US), but PROFITING FROM IT made them, what? The world's biggest lampshade factory?

Senor Barborito wrote:

(they account for each distributed *sealed* case of bullets in regular checkups which is why they maintain a low murder-rate despite the assault rifle proliferation - almost every single instance of gun violence they have is suicide via gun to the head).

Do you really think this would work in the US? Border issues? They're all the same "tribe" and we're obviously not?

Senor Barborito wrote:

Beyond that sidenote, the United States is in the perfect fucking position. It's got moats on either side thousands of miles wide and several deep, a thinly-veiled proxy state to the north and a virtual slave state to the south.

Yeah. It's also got a really poor history of banning things people want (alcohol, drugs). To say nothing of the synergy between the people who smuggle drugs and the people who need the threat of murder to keep their operations running. Banning guns, rationing bullets, all pipe dreams. Seriously.

Senor Barborito wrote:

Scandinavia and Switzerland serve as living proof that a) a healthy degree of socialism and b) direct democracy rather than corporation-owned representatives both CAN scale.

So your "Utopian Socialism" is like nordic Statism? I thought you were all about liberty.

Senor Barborito wrote:

What the people of the United States need to give up is the constant barbarian desire to not just live well but to live so much better than everyone else as to humiliate them. It's sickening and outdated and the degree to which we exercise it does not aid the capitalism-as-darwinism stance Ray of Light! takes regardless of whether you agree with him.

It's not a zero-sum game.

Senor Barborito wrote:

As for closing the borders to Mexican and imported Indian/Russian/Baltic indentured servants for the purposes of picking fruit or cheap tech support, respectively - you don't hear me disagreeing. Both the mid/far left (anti-globalization) AND right (nationalists) are in solid agreement here. The only people politically enabling this are the centrist sheep (who simply don't care) led to vote for bought-off candidates by the tune of the corporations' pied-piper TV advertisements.

I guess I'm a sheep, but why don't you humor me and tell me what the argument against immigration is, at least.

Senor Barborito wrote:

A full war this time could be like entering a Mogadishu that had a modicum of organization and civilization - ERROR WILL ROBINSON.

Not really. A big part of the problem in Somalia was that we weren't sure whether we wanted to fight a war or not, so the guys on the ground didn't have the armor and planes they needed to get the job done (or, honestly, a real clear idea of what the job was, exactly). That will not be the case in Iraq.
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                Dear Assumptive Idiot by Senor Barborito 01/19/2003, 4:43pm PST NEW
                    So by "I feel like starting a fight" You meant "Suck my cock or you're an idiot" by Fight 01/19/2003, 6:34pm PST NEW
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                        No, I meant 'Suck my cock AND you're an idiot either way.' by Senor Barborito 01/19/2003, 8:03pm PST NEW
                            Here is something. by conflictNo 01/19/2003, 9:35pm PST NEW
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                            Re: No, I meant 'Suck my cock AND you're an idiot either way.' by Fight 01/20/2003, 12:08am PST NEW
                                Re: No, I meant 'Suck my cock AND you're an idiot either way.' by Motherhead 01/20/2003, 4:04am PST NEW
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                                        Re: No, I meant 'Suck my cock AND you're an idiot either way.' by E. L. Koba 01/20/2003, 11:10pm PST NEW
                                        All movies with Powers Boothe have merit. by Motherhead 01/21/2003, 7:12am PST NEW
                                Re: No, I meant 'Suck my cock AND you're an idiot either way.' by Senor Barborito 01/20/2003, 4:31am PST NEW
                                    completely unrelated shit by Motherhead 01/20/2003, 4:57am PST NEW
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                                    Re: No, I meant 'Suck my cock AND you're an idiot either way.' by Fight 01/20/2003, 5:33am PST NEW
                                        Re: No, I meant 'Suck my cock AND you're an idiot either way.' by Senor Barborito 01/20/2003, 6:44am PST NEW
                                    Re: No, I meant 'Suck my cock AND you're an idiot either way.' by Diotallevi 01/20/2003, 10:13pm PST NEW
                                        Re: No, I meant 'Suck my cock AND you're an idiot either way.' by Senor Barborito 01/21/2003, 4:30am PST NEW
                                            Re: No, I meant 'Suck my cock AND you're an idiot either way.' by E. L. Koba 01/21/2003, 11:10pm PST NEW
                                                Re: No, I meant 'Suck my cock AND you're an idiot either way.' by Senor Barborito 01/22/2003, 7:16am PST NEW
                                                    Re: No, I meant 'Suck my cock AND you're an idiot either way.' by Bodybag 01/23/2003, 4:19am PST NEW
                                                    Also good for body count: a Dwayne Hicks-like "FORGET HIM, HE'S GONE" (nt) by creativepig 01/23/2003, 7:42am PST NEW
                                            zero-sum by Ray, of Light 01/22/2003, 12:28am PST NEW
                                            Re: No, I meant 'Suck my cock AND you're an idiot either way.' by Diotallevi 01/23/2003, 10:20pm PST NEW
                            Re: No, I meant 'Suck my cock AND you're an idiot either way.' by Diotallevi 01/20/2003, 9:24pm PST NEW
                                Re: No, I meant 'Suck my cock AND you're an idiot either way.' by Senor Barborito 01/21/2003, 4:54am PST NEW
                                    Re: No, I meant 'Suck my cock AND you're an idiot either way.' by E. L. Koba 01/22/2003, 1:23am PST NEW
                                        I was mistaken, thank you -nt- by Senor Barborito 01/22/2003, 7:18am PST NEW
                                    Re: No, I meant 'Suck my cock AND you're an idiot either way.' by Diotallevi 01/23/2003, 10:24pm PST NEW
                            Also by Diotallevi 01/20/2003, 9:52pm PST NEW
                                Re: Also by Senor Barborito 01/21/2003, 4:42am PST NEW
                                    Re: Also by Diotallevi 01/23/2003, 10:45pm PST NEW
                            Re: No, I meant 'Suck my cock AND you're an idiot either way.' by Gotta Be KD 01/21/2003, 3:55am PST NEW
                    Re: Dear Assumptive Idiot by Diotallevi 01/20/2003, 9:44pm PST NEW
                    Re: Dear Assumptive Idiot by Old Post Fighter 06/22/2021, 4:23pm PDT NEW
                Re: I feel like starting a fight by Motherhead 01/19/2003, 4:43pm PST NEW
                    Re: socialized medicine in Canada by Senor Barborito 01/19/2003, 4:57pm PST NEW
                        Link by Senor Barborito 01/19/2003, 5:35pm PST NEW
                        Re: socialized medicine in Canada by Motherhead 01/19/2003, 6:38pm PST NEW
            Re: I feel like starting a fight by Ray, of Light 01/19/2003, 5:19pm PST NEW
                Re: I feel like starting a fight by Senor Barborito 01/19/2003, 5:46pm PST NEW
                    Re: I feel like starting a fight by Jhoh Creexul 01/19/2003, 6:30pm PST NEW
                Live from Ethniclistan by World Affairs Correspondent Zseni 01/19/2003, 6:08pm PST NEW
                    Re: Live from Ethniclistan by mrs. johnson 01/19/2003, 7:35pm PST NEW
                        Re: Live from Ethniclistan by Kree 01/20/2003, 10:00am PST NEW
                            Re: Live from Ethniclistan by Senor Barborito 01/20/2003, 10:19am PST NEW
                                Here's my chance to be the Harriet Tubbman of nerds (nt) NT by creativepig 01/20/2003, 3:54pm PST NEW
                                    OK so you marry veronica and then divorce and she marries me -NT- by Senor Barborito 01/20/2003, 4:03pm PST NEW
                                Re: Live from Ethniclistan by Ray, of Light 01/20/2003, 6:04pm PST NEW
                                    Re: Live from Ethniclistan by mrs. johnson 01/20/2003, 6:15pm PST NEW
                                        Re: Live from Ethniclistan by Motherhead 01/20/2003, 6:46pm PST NEW
                                            War or Pandemic? Can't it be both? n/T NT by mrs. johnson 01/20/2003, 7:09pm PST NEW
                                                Not when you are dividing the aftermath amonst the illuminati by Motherhead 01/21/2003, 5:13am PST NEW
                                        Re: Live from Ethniclistan by Ray, of Light 01/20/2003, 7:16pm PST NEW
                    Re: Live from Ethniclistan by Ray, of Light 01/20/2003, 12:57am PST NEW
                        PS: Fuck you for making me stay to write this. by Zseni 01/20/2003, 10:35am PST NEW
                            I'll wait -nt- by Ray, of Light 01/20/2003, 1:01pm PST NEW
                            Re: PS: Fuck you for making me stay to write this. by laudablepuss 01/20/2003, 4:09pm PST NEW
                                Fuck that stupid cunt. The next one will stay the fuck out of the street. by Bodybag 01/20/2003, 8:09pm PST NEW
                        Part Two by Zseni 01/20/2003, 7:50pm PST NEW
                            Re: Part Two by Ray, of Light 01/20/2003, 9:46pm PST NEW
                                Re: Part Two by Zseni 01/21/2003, 10:36am PST NEW
                                    Re: Part Two by Ray, of Light 01/21/2003, 6:03pm PST NEW
                                        How many times do we have to make these mistakes before... by Zseni 01/22/2003, 12:46pm PST NEW
                                            A: at least a few, but fewer than you think by Ray, of Light 01/22/2003, 9:26pm PST NEW
                                                Because nothing says loving like following the conversational drift. by Zseni 01/22/2003, 11:08pm PST NEW
                                                    I feel like ending a fight by Ray, of Light 01/23/2003, 7:40pm PST NEW
                                                    Re: Because nothing says loving like following the conversational drift. by Diotallevi 01/30/2003, 11:13pm PST NEW
                                                Car Stuff feat. Gay Chemistry & Elementary Fluid Mechanics by creativepig 01/23/2003, 8:06am PST NEW
                                                    Re: Car Stuff feat. Gay Chemistry & Elementary Fluid Mechanics by Ray, of Light 01/23/2003, 7:59pm PST NEW
                                                        I've got a Chevy with a Mopar cam. by Fussbett 01/23/2003, 10:34pm PST NEW
                                                            Re: I've got a Chevy with a Mopar cam. by Kimberly Scott 01/12/2022, 12:46am PST NEW
                                                                DUDE SIGN ME UP FOR SOME OF THAT! NT by Leisuretown 01/14/2022, 4:54am PST NEW
                                                        KNEEL BEFORE ZEOLITE! by Entropy Stew 01/24/2003, 2:13am PST NEW
                                                            Re: KNEEL BEFORE ZEOLITE! by The regretful proxy 01/24/2003, 2:55am PST NEW
                                                                Motherfuck by Entropy Stew 01/24/2003, 3:09am PST NEW
                                                            Re: KNEEL BEFORE ZEOLITE! by Stacy Collins 11/04/2021, 8:34am PDT NEW
                                            Re: How many times do we have to make these mistakes before... by Diotallevi 01/30/2003, 10:32pm PST NEW
                                                Re: How many times do we have to make these mistakes before... by E. L. Koba 01/31/2003, 2:48am PST NEW
                                    Re: Part Two by Bodybag 01/21/2003, 7:04pm PST NEW
                                    what I don't like about your plan by spelling fag 01/21/2003, 10:48pm PST NEW
                                    Re: Part Two by Diotallevi 01/30/2003, 10:17pm PST NEW
                    Re: Live from Ethniclistan by Diotallevi 01/30/2003, 9:15pm PST NEW
                Bob McNamara Lives! by ToutSuite 01/20/2003, 5:05pm PST NEW
                    Re: Bob McNamara Lives! by Ray, of Light 01/20/2003, 7:39pm PST NEW
                        Um... by ToutSuite 01/20/2003, 7:48pm PST NEW
                            Re: Um... by Ray, of Light 01/20/2003, 8:17pm PST NEW
                                Well, then I'll spell it out for you by ToutSuite 01/20/2003, 8:46pm PST NEW
                                    Re: Well, then I'll spell it out for you by Ray, of Light 01/20/2003, 10:56pm PST NEW
                                        Thanks for all the guesses, but I'll speak for myself by ToutSuite 01/21/2003, 12:47am PST NEW
                                            Re: Thanks for all the guesses, but I'll speak for myself by Lufteufel 01/21/2003, 1:34am PST NEW
                                                Re: Thanks for all the guesses, but I'll speak for myself by ToutSuite 01/21/2003, 2:44am PST NEW
                                                    Re: Thanks for all the guesses, but I'll speak for myself by Diotallevi 01/30/2003, 5:11pm PST NEW
                                            Re: Thanks for all the guesses, but I'll speak for myself by Ray, of Light 01/21/2003, 10:53am PST NEW
                                                Sounds GREAT!! by ToutSuite 01/22/2003, 2:14am PST NEW
                                                    Re: Sounds GREAT!! by Ray, of Light 01/22/2003, 10:29am PST NEW
            Re: I feel like starting a fight by Diotallevi 01/20/2003, 9:14pm PST NEW
                Re: I feel like starting a fight by conflictNo 01/20/2003, 10:12pm PST NEW
                    Re: I feel like starting a fight by Senor Barborito 01/21/2003, 1:23am PST NEW
                        But Kissinger wears glasses! You can't hate a guy with glasses. n/T NT by mrs. johnson 01/21/2003, 1:52am PST NEW
                        Re: I feel like starting a fight by Diotallevi 01/23/2003, 10:50pm PST NEW
    Re: I feel like starting a fight by Jhoh Creexul 01/19/2003, 8:11pm PST NEW
        Nice thread, BTW(NT) by Bodybag 01/22/2003, 12:13am PST NEW
            My post is obviously the best, of course. (nt) by Jhoh Creexul 01/22/2003, 4:51am PST NEW
        Many legends in this thread. NT by Horus Truthteller 01/12/2022, 11:52am PST NEW
            Sadly they all promised not to help against Thanos so . . . NT by laudablepuss 01/12/2022, 3:19pm PST NEW
    XYBERHUGE -nt- NT by Entropy Stew 01/31/2003, 1:24am PST NEW
        WAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Jhoh Creexul SUPER GAYAN 01/31/2003, 7:45pm PST NEW
 
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