Entropy Stew wrote:

3. Chet replies to this ator with something to the effect of: "I'm glad you're finally leaving, bitch. I hope the centipedes in your vagina break out and consume your entire family."

4. Vag: Need some hosting (not POE plz)
Chet : Why don't you want to use POEHosting?
Vag: Primarily because you hate me and called for the gory death of my entire family.
Chet: ANGRY FISTS OF SMASHING

That's it from me. Fuck this buddy system bullshit. You can hold each others wieners through your spasms of separation anxiety.

Basho said it best:

Summer grass
All that remains
Of the dreams of warriors

That sums up how I am feeling about the OMM forums now. Because Samurai warriors have, historically, big juicy Japanese cocks. So imagine I have one of those instead of a middle finger and I'm hoisting it to each and every one of you spazzy bum-burps.

Excellent, my plan is working... according to plan.

For all of those waiting to leave the forums when I started wearing socks - I am now wearing socks! So goodbye. I know my wearing or not wearing of socks has a major impact on your posting here. I am surprised anyone is staying since I run a site called bidboy.com - that has ruined it - OMM now sucks because I run bidboy.com

I really do hate some fucking people, and vag you are the poster child for worthless whiney shits that I hope get run over by a car. I hope you are serious about never posting here again, would you like me to ban you just in case your can't control your urges?


Chet

Yeah I know about POE hosting but let's pretend it's not an option for now.

My hot gay lover's site needs a new host because the current one is for shit. I have a vested interest in making this happen since I leech off his webspace. You have a vested interest in helping me because the instant I get reliable hardcore hosting I start putting up super gay anime episodes and full albums to download. We're looking for 300-500 MB at $10-$15 a month - anyone have any favorites?

You might want to cruise around here.

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Just curious, why say pretend we don't exist?

I think people hosted with us are pretty happy.

Chet

Darling, I love you, you know I love you, and I love this crazy site full of these crazy loveable peckerheads you've thrown together, but you really must excuse me if I'm nervous about putting my man's business site under the jurisdiction of someone who feels this way about my skank ass. Especially considering that he lets me nest in his webspace and abuse it for my own whiney whiney bitch-ass ends.

Sure sure, we're all just kidding and what's a few rough words, heh heh, between old buddies (and twin egos) like us? Well I'll tell you, coach, I'd give you the benefit of the doubt, but my homefry didn't like what you said, and he didn't like it enough to want to clear the fuck away from POE Hosting and tell all his friends to clear the fuck away from POE Hosting. Myself I would be content to call you fuckstuffing and hint at your pseudo-fascist tendencies, but some guys blow these things all out of proportion.

Also he's understandably nervous that some of his clients might associate his site with POE, which, as a connection, is a trifle, how shall we say, unprofessional - no insult intended. Doesn't matter whether it's possible to make that trace or not; he makes swords, not sense.

For business sites not wanting to be associated with poe, we have another service bsw that hosts more business orientated sites. But wow, the friends pages garner this much hate? I do call that pathetic, so please feel free to host anywhere else, anyone who gets their panties in such a bunch about nothing will be nothing but a headache anyways. And for any third party that could take offense to that post? Excuse me while I stomp on the delicate daisy that is their heart - i will stomp on them all just to make sure I don't miss the one that is their heart.

Chet

Chet, seriously, you can't tell someone's girlfriend that you want her to get run over by a car and then expect the man's business. It's not about the friends pages at all, it's about you being a dick - totally normal behavior within the forums and while I think you're a half-assed mouth breather I'm not going to say you don't get to be a prick on your own damn forums - and my boyfriend doesn't like people who are dicks to his girlfriend. He's not going to give money to people who say things like that to me for the same reason you wouldn't send me money for writing you erotic stories featuring HSW x Monty slash: no matter how much you like the product, you can't stand the person providing it.

I'm sorry, Totie. Also you're an emotional retard. But hey! Great website you once had! It's been a pleasure basking in its afterglow.

I thought you said you were leaving? Can't anyone ever just fucking leave when they say they are going to leave? Stepto was right, I should create a - "I AM LEAVING" forum, so we can all ignore people's loss of sanity.

Tell your boyfriend to get his cunt whore off my forums.

But let me leave you with something better than your pathetic crying about the friends page and my reply to it.

I hope your boyfriend goes gay on you (as if he isn't already), eats some AIDS infested cum and returns the favor up your ass. I then hope you then have triplets and years later with lesions covering 90% of your body, all die in a screaming agony of pain. And while you are dying, your entire extended family come over to help ease the pain, not understanding what is causing it, they relive early childhood rituals and each become blood brothers with you and your husband and all die horrible painful deaths months later. Months after that, I hope all of their pets, forgotten in all the human death lay hungry and whimpering on the floor of their homes - chewing on their own legs in a fit to hope to feed themselves. And then I hope your extended families last friends come to the houses, only to be devoured by the ravenous pets.

And that is how I hope your bloodline ends.

I will go light a candle in church tonight and pray that it comes true.

Chet

I thought you said you were leaving? Can't anyone ever just fucking leave when they say they are going to leave? Stepto was right, I should create a - "I AM LEAVING" forum, so we can all ignore people's loss of sanity.

Psst...hey, guy who runs the site...the person who posted the Bye Fuckers Love Vag post wasn't Vag. This was pointed out in the thread in question after you threw your temper tantrum.

Tell your boyfriend to get his cunt whore off my forums.

What's this love me hate me business? When an impostor threatens you with the prospect of a forum without me you fly into a blind rage, then when all is well and you're safe with me again you start in on this eye-gouging. What's up, Chet? Aren't you man enough to admit your true feelings?

But let me leave you with something better than your pathetic crying about the friends page and my reply to it.

Are you still on about that? Hey did you know it's possible to run several websites without ever actually caring about my opinion on your fucking butt-buddies page? Or do you just basically hate people who don't agree with you, you fascist?

I hope your boyfriend goes gay on you (as if he isn't already), eats some AIDS infested cum and returns the favor up your ass. I then hope you then have triplets and years later with lesions covering 90% of your body, all die in a screaming agony of pain. And while you are dying, your entire extended family come over to help ease the pain, not understanding what is causing it, they relive early childhood rituals and each become blood brothers with you and your husband and all die horrible painful deaths months later. Months after that, I hope all of their pets, forgotten in all the human death lay hungry and whimpering on the floor of their homes - chewing on their own legs in a fit to hope to feed themselves. And then I hope your extended families last friends come to the houses, only to be devoured by the ravenous pets.

And that is how I hope your bloodline ends.

Ha ha! That's hilarious. And I - get this - hope you manage to find a used rowing machine in your price range to help you work off some stress, because if you're flying off into psychotic- rage land over the fact that some no-name doesn't want to hand you $10 for webhosting then you are dirt fucking poor and liable to start shooting up your trailer park at any moment. I want you to go down a couple shots and lay on the couch with a cool damp cloth on your forehead until your heart rate drops and your blood pressure levels out. I worry about you, Chet, when I'm not thinking up new ways to spank you all over your own boards with your own stupidity.

I will go light a candle in church tonight and pray that it comes true.

Chet

Your piety is touching...little boys. As if there were any other reason to attend Tuesday Mass. Don't try to justify your pederastic excesses via the old "feminists busting my balls" saw; in the first place nobody would believe that I was female and secondly nobody would buy such a defense from a guy with a mile-long history of misogyny and a closet full of Nude Altar Boy Monthly jerkrags.

the person who posted the Bye Fuckers Love Vag post wasn't Vag.

Because I really could give a shit about your miserable fucking life, because no i did not read all the shit afterwards, I don't fucking care. I care so little, I haven't read half of what you posted. I could have looked up ips, compared cookies - but why? Why do I even care that you exist, let alone post in my forums?

From your above post, you mean to tell me, you are either a) offended because you pretended to be someone and I hoped you died a horrible death. b) offended because you thought I was talking to you when someone pretended to be you and died. Which is more pathetic?

You called me a fascists, thanks. I really needed that, I will take that as your smiley winking face, because no one could be as stupid as a cunt to take all of the preceding and think - Chet takes it seriously - I don't. I am superior, see how serious is, I can tell he is serious because he wishes my death - but me?? I am not serious - but yet my pathetic life must still use his forums.... blah, fucking blah fucking blah.

And since your reading comprehension is zero - i said in my last post - I don't want your fucking business. I hope everyone connected with you says bad shit about poe hosting. How in the fuck is that worrying about you signing up? Are you that fucking stupid?

Yes, you spanked me. Stupid me for ever thinking you had a singular point that you would dare not backtrack and run from, silly me for thinking anyone in this world is anything more than a troll... big fucking deal.

Can someone explain this to me.

The above person (because yes I have no idea who anyone is, for all I know stepto is a woman and spanky is jeep.), why are they mad? I either said something to their imaginary self, real self, or something - there is some pretend loved one involved... shit I just can't figure out third grader logic. Can someone meet me by the swings to explain the stupidity in this persons posts?

Thanks

Chet