Paragraph size: Whoever said 6 lines minimum was batshit insane by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2019, 6:10am PDT 
I am sorry you're going through this. by The "Ouch, Donny" Guy 07/15/2019, 10:33am PDT
Links should be actual links. NT by Mrs Crapapple 07/15/2019, 1:07pm PDT
You're going to have to provide screenshots, I counted 6 lines myself by Roop 07/15/2019, 2:17pm PDT
Potato Salad: Sweet or Tart? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/04/2018, 2:38pm PDT
This is actually something I'm passionate about, damn you. by Mysterio Lollerson 06/04/2018, 7:51pm PDT
Tart by Mysterio, "Vinegar Drinker" 06/04/2018, 8:37pm PDT
Tart. Miracle Whip is a cost-cutting abomination. NT by The Happiness Engine 07/01/2019, 6:27pm PDT
Ugh, I hate both potato salad and macaroni salad by blackwater 07/02/2019, 3:22pm PDT
Mayo-based cuisine is a slavic thing, so you should be mad at the Russians. NT by The Happiness Engine 07/04/2019, 1:14pm PDT
Nyet. American food was developed by capitalist pig-dogs to lower pension cost NT by Boris 07/04/2019, 10:05pm PDT
Re: Potato Salad: Sweet or Tart? by Roop 07/04/2019, 5:12pm PDT
Re: Potato Salad: Sweet or Tart? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/12/2019, 12:28am PDT
Re: Potato Salad: Sweet or Tart? by Roop 07/12/2019, 12:30pm PDT
Re: Potato Salad: Sweet or Tart? by Mrs. Crapapple 07/12/2019, 4:08pm PDT
Re: Potato Salad: Sweet or Tart? by Mrs. Crapapple 07/12/2019, 2:56pm PDT
New Video: The Great Reveal - I'm Not .Kidding by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/25/2019, 12:13pm PDT
Leg video gets bumped every day there's more politics posts than games NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/04/2019, 8:00pm PDT
What? You can't do this to us, man NT by Jack Bauer 07/04/2019, 9:15pm PDT
What, Jack, unhappy you didn't get to cut my leg off? (Presum. w/o anesthesia.) NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/10/2019, 5:43pm PDT
Re: What, Jack, unhappy you didn't get to cut my leg off? by Toro 07/11/2019, 10:14pm PDT
A Challenger Appears by The Happiness Engine 06/28/2014, 11:14pm PDT
A fellow scandinavian asshole! Good shit NT by Eurotrash 06/29/2014, 5:59am PDT
"Parsley Make Anything Mothafuckin Thang Taste Good" by The Happiness Engine 08/06/2014, 9:40pm PDT
Re: A Challenger Appears by The Happiness Engine 11/13/2016, 12:25pm PST
No, I don't think you are. by The Happiness Engine 01/08/2017, 10:38am PST
Holy Shit by The Happiness Engine 01/08/2017, 11:27am PST
did that guy just use a cooking thermometer for cooking a fucking hot dog? by Eurotrash 01/08/2017, 12:36pm PST
and then I got to the eating part. Well... you DID put a trigger warning, heh by Eurotrash 01/08/2017, 12:44pm PST
You want gross, check out the related eating contest video. NT by The Happiness Engine 01/09/2017, 3:20pm PST
yes i want gross BUT NOT THAT GROSS JESUS CHRIST NT by Eurotrash 01/10/2017, 3:51pm PST
Is this thread's theme "terrible ideas for food"? Also, what dipshit thinks NT by potato chips are a viable side? 08/11/2017, 6:29am PDT
Yes. NT by The Happiness Engine 08/11/2017, 9:57am PDT
Re: A Challenger Appears by The Happiness Engine 06/23/2017, 7:01pm PDT
"Holy Shit", again. by The Happiness Engine 06/23/2017, 7:16pm PDT
Listening to this guy describe the Kennedy-era Pall Malls (13:30) lifted my mood by Vested Id 06/23/2017, 7:39pm PDT
Re: Listening to this guy describe the Kennedy-era Pall Malls (13:30) lifted my by The Happiness Engine 06/23/2017, 9:07pm PDT
Re: Listening to this guy describe the Kennedy-era Pall Malls (13:30) lifted my by Non-Smoking Section 06/24/2017, 5:41pm PDT
how about that creepy ass homemade intro/outro music NT by Eurotrash 06/26/2017, 4:01pm PDT
It's like being trapped in a Stephen King made-for-TV adaptation... NT by The Happiness Engine 06/29/2017, 4:56pm PDT
actually I've watched a bunch of his videos now, they're genuinely by Eurotrash 06/30/2017, 3:39pm PDT
A Challenger FUCKING Appears! by The Happiness Engine 08/10/2017, 12:30pm PDT
Not so much a challenger as Paul's destined life mate... NT NT by Patti Novak 08/10/2017, 12:38pm PDT
Man that's legit, made my stomach all queasy. 10/10 NT by Eurotrash 08/10/2017, 4:05pm PDT
I'm getting the sweats just looking at that thumbnail NT by Myserio, "Gastronomerotic" 08/10/2017, 10:39pm PDT
A Challenger (and Miss Sheila) Appears by The Happiness Engine 05/28/2018, 6:28pm PDT
A Challenger Appears, Everybody! by The Happiness Engine 07/01/2019, 7:02pm PDT
A Challenger Appears, Everybody! by The Happiness Engine 07/01/2019, 7:05pm PDT
I knew it was going to do that as soon as it timed out... ;( NT by The Happiness Engine 07/01/2019, 7:06pm PDT
PB is not a great subtitute for Tahini by Mysterio, "Food Orthodoxy" 07/01/2019, 9:05pm PDT
Hi-de-Ho! A Challenger Appears, my peeps! by The Happiness Engine 07/04/2019, 1:20pm PDT
Paul update by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/09/2019, 8:50am PDT
Re: Paul update by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/15/2019, 4:10am PDT
Re: Paul update by Mysteriobama 06/15/2019, 8:54pm PDT
Glad to hear from you, Commander by Cretinous Reprobate 06/16/2019, 12:47pm PDT
You don't know the meaning of disappointment - I came here expecting leg puns! NT by Injustice 06/16/2019, 2:36am PDT
At least an 800-word riff on hospital food? NT by Mysteriobama 06/16/2019, 9:32pm PDT
Re: Paul update - this is my first posting here by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/23/2019, 7:24pm PDT
Re: Paul update - this is my first posting here by Resinous Keto-hate 06/23/2019, 10:09pm PDT
Re: Paul update - this is my first posting here by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/24/2019, 8:14am PDT
Re: Paul update - this is my first posting here by The Happiness Engine 07/01/2019, 3:11pm PDT
New Video: The Scooby Doo Story - So!etimes animals need physical punishment by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/28/2019, 9:11am PDT
Slap a bitch to command respect NT by TDARCOS Leadership Progam 06/29/2019, 12:28pm PDT
Paul, what’s your take on Facebook’s Libra? by Blackwater 06/24/2019, 7:40pm PDT
Re: Paul, what’s your take on Facebook’s Libra? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/25/2019, 12:00pm PDT
My training to obtain a Maryland Concealed Carry Permit by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/04/2018, 5:39pm PST
Hey TDARCOS what's your opinion on free speech and anti-semitism? NT by Huge thinking emoji 11/04/2018, 6:28pm PST
Re: on free speech and anti-semitism? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/05/2018, 7:24am PST
the definition of tolerance by Orange Devil Bat 12/30/2018, 12:11pm PST
Re: the definition of tolerance by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/24/2019, 8:49am PDT
This Netflix program banned by Saudi Arabia! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/05/2019, 12:08am PST
Well they kill dissidents so big deal. Your president NT by Loves them though 01/05/2019, 9:38pm PST
Time to renew my name by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/24/2018, 11:52am PST
Eurotrash and I are going to acquire the trademark in China. by dr. no 12/24/2018, 6:12pm PST
Re: Eurotrash and I are going to acquire the trademark in China. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/26/2018, 12:44pm PST
Right to travel and driver's licenses by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/17/2018, 6:55pm PST
What? NT by Seriously, what? 11/17/2018, 9:45pm PST
"You don't even need a license to drive a train" by Liberty Express 11/17/2018, 9:56pm PST
Legal matters before the big Caltrops bicycling the highways end of days meetup by Roop 11/18/2018, 7:45am PST
Re: Legal matters before the big Caltrops bicycling... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/26/2018, 10:56am PST
Re: Legal matters before the big Caltrops bicycling... by Roop 11/26/2018, 2:42pm PST
My visit to the homeless shelter and other things by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/31/2018, 6:40pm PDT
TDARCOS, can I get your analysis of the legal situation on Star Control? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/25/2018, 10:49am PDT
Re: TDARCOS, can I get your analysis of the legal situation on Star Control? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/25/2018, 12:26pm PDT
Re: TDARCOS, can I get your analysis of the legal situation on Star Control? by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/25/2018, 1:24pm PDT
Dear TDARCOS, is your wheelchair powered by renewable energy? by dr. no 09/23/2018, 11:47pm PDT
Re: Dear TDARCOS, is your wheelchair powered by renewable energy? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/24/2018, 4:51pm PDT
Seth Andrews Short Story: Sunday Morning Sex by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/13/2018, 11:25pm PDT
My latest visit to the hospital by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/10/2018, 1:33pm PDT
We are glad that you made it out okay! NT by Jack Bauer 09/10/2018, 4:07pm PDT
And then there's the REALLY STUPID by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/08/2018, 9:30pm PDT
And what do you do when you forget what's next? Drop it until you do remember by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/06/2018, 8:18pm PDT
I didn't really like this by Mysterio 09/07/2018, 5:39am PDT
And what do you do when you forget what's next? Drop it until you do remember by dr. no 09/07/2018, 1:36pm PDT
An examination of boric acid and roach behavior by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/14/2018, 11:29am PDT
For a moment I will suspend my disgust and offer a less toxic alternative by Casual Man of the basement forums 07/14/2018, 11:46am PDT
Using something clean like boric acid is hard enough, you recommend dirt? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2018, 10:58pm PDT
You idiot, it's a fine white powder that you put in the cracks of your wall NT by But try cleaning your apt. first 08/28/2018, 3:07pm PDT
True, why solve a problem when you can create temp denial zones w/caustics. by Casual Man is not the boss of you 07/15/2018, 11:35pm PDT
Show your ignorance rather than explain why someone else is wrong by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/17/2018, 2:04am PDT
You know? I feel retarded. by Casual Man of the basement forums 07/17/2018, 11:37am PDT
More Points About Diatomaceous Earth by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/27/2018, 4:27pm PDT
Re: More Points About Diatomaceous Earth by D4RC05 2.0 08/27/2018, 10:09pm PDT
Did...uh...did you kill the by QUEEN ROACH? 08/12/2018, 12:19am PDT
Has anyone heard from him in a while? NT by Jack Bauer 08/11/2018, 1:58pm PDT
He's in the hospital. NT by pinback 08/12/2018, 4:19pm PDT
My Dish Network Antenna is illegal! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/12/2018, 4:42pm PDT
Now, it turns out, it probably isn't by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/12/2018, 5:54pm PDT
Letter to the town by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/12/2018, 6:37pm PDT
OTARDs unite! NT by Dr. No 07/12/2018, 7:43pm PDT
Good on you for getting the fee waived by Cretinous Reprobate 07/12/2018, 8:32pm PDT
Wheelchairs: Any cloth can snag by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/05/2018, 11:20am PDT
Why don't you put together a small container of necessities and mount it to by your chair? -Mehphistopheles 07/06/2018, 5:30am PDT
Yeah! You could get a giant pack and treat it like an RPG, steal everything not NT by nailed down 07/06/2018, 8:11am PDT
Re: Why don't you put together a small container of necessities... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/09/2018, 3:19am PDT
Why not just put the thing in reverse NT by and unspool it 07/11/2018, 10:35pm PDT
Re: Why not just put the thing in reverse by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/12/2018, 10:23am PDT
"What is Death?" From ST:TNG by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/09/2018, 3:37am PDT
Brother, but have you taken Landru into your heart? NT by The green lady 07/09/2018, 6:32am PDT
Are there other TNG episodes that you liked that come to mind? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/09/2018, 8:28pm PDT
If there is no heaven, where does the speed go when you stop? NT by riddle me this 07/10/2018, 7:13am PDT
p.s. please answer by referencing a song NT by as proof of id 07/10/2018, 7:15am PDT
"Put Your Hand in the Hand" - Ocean by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/10/2018, 1:23pm PDT
"don't stop til you get enough" - michael jackson NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/10/2018, 1:26pm PDT
"I don't wanna stop" - Ozzy Ozbourne NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/10/2018, 1:30pm PDT
where does the speed go? "I just wanna Stop" - Gino Vanelli NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/10/2018, 1:25pm PDT
Runner is dead by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/27/2018, 5:56pm PDT
Daft Punk - "One More Time" by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/27/2018, 6:03pm PDT
In Eulogy, my favorite piece of literature, from "The Tempest" by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/27/2018, 6:21pm PDT
Buddy by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/27/2018, 9:16pm PDT
Jonsey by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/27/2018, 9:41pm PDT
It likely got eaten by a coyote, happens all the time. The best thing to do now by would be to get a new cat. 06/29/2018, 5:37am PDT
A coyote A western US animal.. I live in Maryland, 4 miles from DC. NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/29/2018, 8:51am PDT
That's not been true for a while. by Coyote Pimps go wherever they want 06/29/2018, 10:12am PDT
No by Wile E Reprobate 06/29/2018, 10:17am PDT
Re: Runner is dead by Roop 06/29/2018, 1:41pm PDT
Re: Runner is dead by Lord Bugslayer 06/29/2018, 1:50pm PDT
Also: look for him at dawn and dusk NT by Roop 06/29/2018, 1:58pm PDT
People brake for cats, it's more likely Runner got catknapped. Paul should by search out where poor people live. 06/29/2018, 3:46pm PDT
We got a Runner! by pinback 06/29/2018, 2:52pm PDT
Healthy, cute and domesticated cat wandering around lost. It's in someone's by kitchen. Hang a fucking sign. 06/29/2018, 6:29pm PDT
Green Dot allows maximum 3 Prepaid cards to be activated at a time; (More CC #s) by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/30/2014, 5:05pm PDT
*shuts down site* NT by Chet's meaty PCI audit 07/30/2014, 9:18pm PDT
Caltrops now won't let me post a long title. YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! by CattleHumper 07/31/2014, 9:27am PDT
Re: Caltrops now won't let me post a long title. YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/31/2014, 9:32am PDT
Add one more Green Dot: 4250 3100 1677; Valued Customer;10/16; CVV 365 NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/31/2014, 9:42am PDT
Correction 4250 3100 1677 7155 ; 10/16; 365 NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/31/2014, 9:43am PDT
4985 3845 0056 8261757548904748903648036868683782043710781001 NT by The Da Spergi Code 07/31/2014, 10:54am PDT
Binlist.net told me a great deal by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/31/2014, 11:06am PDT
Re: Binlist.net told me a great deal by Andrew 06/26/2018, 3:07am PDT
Misunderstanding The Locust by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/24/2018, 10:00am PDT
Do you see The Locust as objectivist or anti-objectivist? NT by Cretinous Reprobate 06/24/2018, 1:18pm PDT
Anti. Only parasites would require deus ex machina shortcuts to succeed. NT by The Sweat of My Brow 06/24/2018, 1:38pm PDT
But I assume The Locust is following rational self-interest NT by in the Randian sense? 06/24/2018, 2:00pm PDT
Sounds more like base human desire and degeneracy. by The Sweat of My Brow 06/24/2018, 2:43pm PDT
e-vanguard, now exclusive to TDARCOS base by Cretinous Reprobate 06/24/2018, 5:39pm PDT
Re: e-vanguard, now exclusive to TDARCOS base by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/24/2018, 6:53pm PDT
Re: Sounds more like base human desire and degeneracy. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/24/2018, 6:38pm PDT
Having an irresistible system by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/24/2018, 6:10pm PDT
What if you wrote a book so irresistible everybody had to by read it? 06/25/2018, 6:48am PDT
A nice feature of my phone service: e-mailed voice mails by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/04/2018, 10:43am PDT
5 years for $100 - optimistic! NT by Death Clock 06/04/2018, 11:55am PDT
My Magicjack expires 9/5/2023 NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/24/2018, 10:58am PDT
What is the world? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/10/2018, 5:53pm PDT
No, all that is ever known is experience. by pinback 06/11/2018, 5:39am PDT
Hold it, right there, I saw what you did... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/17/2018, 5:38pm PDT
Wrong. NT by pinback 06/18/2018, 6:36am PDT
Question for Paul Tdarcos, Capital Wasteland, DC by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/12/2018, 3:47pm PDT
Re: Question for Paul Tdarcos, Capital Wasteland, DC by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/14/2018, 5:56am PDT
Go ahead... by pinback 06/14/2018, 12:56pm PDT
Kang and Kodos are correct by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/15/2018, 3:33pm PDT
Well, we don't have a thread for outsider writing challengers yet... by The Happiness Engine 06/11/2018, 3:57pm PDT
Two comments about the world by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/02/2018, 12:47pm PDT
"The world" is a conceptual construct of the mind, only. by pinback 06/02/2018, 4:09pm PDT
Re: "The world" is a conceptual construct of the mind, only. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/02/2018, 10:38pm PDT
"Asshole"? Why are you attacking me? NT by pinback 06/03/2018, 5:19am PDT
because you essentially repeated what I just said, trying to sound superior NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/04/2018, 8:53am PDT
If you thought I was repeating what you said, we miscommunicated. by pinback 06/05/2018, 5:21am PDT
In that case, I was wrong; instead... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/05/2018, 7:46am PDT
Well, I can see you do not want to discuss this in a civilized fashion. Good NT by DAY to you, sir. 06/05/2018, 9:20am PDT
Actually, you do not want to discuss this in a civilized fashion. Let's try this by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/10/2018, 4:23pm PDT
Also you stole that speech from me, in the movie "Se7en". NT by Morgan Freeman 06/02/2018, 4:10pm PDT
Freeman never identifies which book nor the Reflections song and didn't write it NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/02/2018, 10:40pm PDT
Sometimes it all comes out right by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/01/2018, 6:51am PDT
why not put this crap in videos NT by at least we could laugh at you 06/01/2018, 10:33am PDT
And I'd need a camera crew to follow me. You going to pay for that? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/08/2018, 6:08am PDT
California v. Arizona drivers, a look back at 1977 by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/06/2018, 6:39pm PDT
Goddam, Reflex (or is it Reflux) Mastercard is greedy by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/31/2018, 8:43am PDT
Plus the credit limit is only $500 NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/31/2018, 8:43am PDT
Guess you need to earn more than 600 a month NT by for good credit 05/31/2018, 2:29pm PDT
No, 'good credit' is a record of responsibly paying credit obligations NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/01/2018, 6:24am PDT
So you apparently NT by didn't do that either 06/01/2018, 1:31pm PDT
An incident in Montgomery County by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/31/2018, 2:47am PDT
Tsummary: Twenty years ago, I once parked seven feet away from where I NT by originally intended. 05/31/2018, 6:04am PDT
I had this dream once where nothing happened by Mysterio 05/31/2018, 6:06am PDT
... and it's funny how the dreams u have of dying r the best u ever had NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/31/2018, 12:52pm PDT
The Bible says we know people by the gays by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/25/2018, 5:42am PDT
BA-DUM-TSH! NT by *applause* 05/25/2018, 7:26am PDT
First time in 8 1/2 years: I knocked over my piss pot by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/19/2018, 9:26am PDT
I can smell this post by Cretinous Reprobate 05/19/2018, 11:54pm PDT
How I ended up getting information from General Telephone of California by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/19/2018, 9:47pm PDT
Computer Crimes I have Committed: Replacing the system editor by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/18/2018, 3:57am PDT
Computer Crimes I have Committed: Fortran Star Trek by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/17/2018, 6:16pm PDT
My Car Theft Story (about 65 lines) by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/12/2018, 7:48pm PDT
Re: My Car Theft Story (about 65 lines) by Cretinous Reprobate 05/16/2018, 11:29pm PDT
Examining a trojan/virus on my computer by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/11/2018, 12:50pm PDT
Dude. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/11/2018, 1:20pm PDT
Re: Dude. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/14/2018, 7:20pm PDT
Imagine getting the credentials of Tdarcos by Kirahu Nagasawa 03/11/2018, 1:21pm PDT
Re: Imagine getting the credentials of Tdarcos by well worth it 03/12/2018, 6:58am PDT
Foolish by Orange Devil Bat 03/19/2018, 7:21am PDT
Re: Foolish by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/19/2018, 9:20am PDT
Re: Foolish by Orange Devil Bat 03/21/2018, 7:39am PDT
Re: Foolish by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/16/2018, 6:29pm PDT
Re: Foolish (follow up) by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/16/2018, 6:36pm PDT
Turn off SMB 1.0 at least by laudablepuss 03/19/2018, 3:23pm PDT
Nonsense. You can't get hacked if you're running Super Mario Brothers. by blackwater 03/19/2018, 9:39pm PDT
When asking for a raise, be sure you've done your homework. by Romy Newman 04/21/2018, 5:15pm PDT
interesting by BUT ... 04/22/2018, 5:08am PDT
Trollumination by Tansin A. Darcos 04/13/2018, 9:32pm PDT
Is he back? Can this be? NT by Richard Linklater 04/13/2018, 9:45pm PDT
can someone give me the short version pls NT by Eurotrash 04/20/2018, 1:46pm PDT
Counterfeit Posting by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 04/21/2018, 9:22pm PDT
Please go back to the seals. It was the only way we knew for sure. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/21/2018, 11:21pm PDT
Short Version: Anonymity on Internet turns nice people to sociopaths NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 04/21/2018, 9:33pm PDT
The Repeal of the Stamp Act 1766 USA Forever Stamp by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/12/2018, 9:38am PST
Re: The Repeal of the Stamp Act 1766 USA Forever Stamp by Mysterio 01/12/2018, 1:13pm PST
Re: Printing your own stamp by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/18/2018, 4:24pm PST
Way to stamp out ignorance on Caltrops. NT by Mehphistopheles. 01/19/2018, 4:39am PST
Re: Printing your own stamp by laudablepuss 01/19/2018, 9:47am PST
I should have spent a minute tuning up my pun. :( NT by Mehphistopheles. 01/19/2018, 10:53am PST
And yet we're all still waiting for... by Orange Devil Bat 03/21/2018, 7:44am PDT
Throw Out The Funk! NT by Vested Id 03/21/2018, 2:25pm PDT
Why does anyone care about the cost of stamps going up a few cents? by How often do you even mail a letter 03/22/2018, 4:17pm PDT
Why add the black bars if they don't meet any of the three requirements you by Mehphistopheles. 03/26/2018, 2:08am PDT
This scan is full size so the black bars are required NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 04/21/2018, 9:25pm PDT
Let me clarify by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 04/21/2018, 9:29pm PDT
It's time to declare AntiFa a domestic terrorist organization by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/21/2017, 3:09am PDT
Please go back to being a YouTube personality NT by instead of fucking worshiping them 08/21/2017, 6:43am PDT
That was a stupid thing to say, unless maybe you're an AntiFa supporter by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/25/2017, 8:12pm PDT
That person's approach was stupid, but the gist of their statement was by spot on. 08/26/2017, 6:39am PDT
Do people think there are no official left wing terrorists? It's not new ground. by Worm 08/24/2017, 12:06pm PDT
So? Let's start a petition to begin to outlaw left-wing violent groups as well NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/25/2017, 8:14pm PDT
Why do you think AntiFa is right wing? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/25/2017, 8:15pm PDT
What I meant is when a specific group blows shit up, they're terrorists. by Worm 08/26/2017, 9:01am PDT
Your opinion about someone else is not necessarily valid or controlling by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/26/2017, 11:15am PDT
Do you like me when I lick your balls like that, Sargon? by said the Commander 08/26/2017, 12:40pm PDT
Let's cut the vacuous incompetent insults, they don't work by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/27/2017, 4:29pm PDT
Let's cut the vacuous incompetent insults, they don't work by cretinous reprobate 08/28/2017, 11:29am PDT
Re: Let's cut the vacuous incompetent insults, they don't work by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/28/2017, 12:13pm PDT
This is a plot by stupid people who think they'll get BLM made terrorists next. by Worm 08/26/2017, 2:07pm PDT
It's merely attempted murder by Vested Id 08/26/2017, 2:28pm PDT
See now you mentioned a specific group, now we're going somewhere! by Worm 08/26/2017, 6:40pm PDT
It's the easiest case for the moral imperative by Mysterio, "but not THEM" 08/27/2017, 4:20pm PDT
I have some wiggle room between normalization and declaring it terrorism, right? by Worm 08/27/2017, 4:52pm PDT
Talking the mob's self-image, not you Worm by Mysterio, "Some kind of NAZI" 08/27/2017, 8:36pm PDT
Yeah the whole pro-violence narrative is irritating, I'll agree. by Worm 08/28/2017, 1:41pm PDT
I don't know...maybe if you voiced your argument in a YouTube video you would NT by have better luck convincing people? 08/25/2017, 7:49am PDT
How can Paul live off the welfare state but espouse such libertarian/right wing by viewpoints? 08/28/2017, 2:30pm PDT
He's worth more as dog food. But then most people probably are by if you do the sums. 08/28/2017, 6:18pm PDT
Tansin ALPO Darcos NT by (smiling photo on can wrapper) 08/28/2017, 7:55pm PDT
in special oversize cans that are not compatible with electric can openers NT by Eurotrash 08/29/2017, 2:31pm PDT
Let's try to answer these questions by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/06/2017, 8:28am PDT
It's time to officially change your name to something more appropos by perhaps something like 08/29/2017, 5:37pm PDT
Sargon is losing his mind by skip 02/07/2018, 8:45pm PST
Re: Sargon is losing his mind by Roop 02/09/2018, 5:00am PST
I never watched him either but this is probably all you need to see by skip 02/10/2018, 10:21pm PST
Putting McDonalds food in a claw machine! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/07/2018, 9:55am PST
Of course NT by The fat ass liked this video 01/07/2018, 8:27pm PST
This article says Bitcoin's price is being inflated by a Ponzi scheme by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/21/2017, 8:40pm PST
Did this article trigger the big price drop? NT by laudablepuss 12/22/2017, 10:25am PST
I think Tdarcos's post did. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/22/2017, 9:30pm PST
TDARCOS is Satoshi by blackwater 12/24/2017, 8:57pm PST
I wish. I understand the creators of Bitcoin kept several million $ worth NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/25/2017, 8:39am PST
An announcement from Viridian Development Corporation by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/23/2017, 9:37pm PST
Very droll, sir. NT by Paul's butler 12/24/2017, 3:12pm PST
"And who'll come Waltzing Mathilda with me?" by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/13/2017, 8:15pm PDT
This song must have special significance to you, since you lost your legs to the NT by battle of the bulge. 10/13/2017, 10:04pm PDT
That really is a great quote, I didn't realize how funny it is NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/25/2017, 10:04am PST
a horrifying story of bravery and tragedy, and all it is to you is by Eurotrash 10/14/2017, 4:11am PDT
Re: a horrifying story of bravery and tragedy, and all it is to you is by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/15/2017, 11:40pm PDT
another huge internet victory for tdarcos! by laudablepuss 10/16/2017, 10:16am PDT
Yeah, eat shit Paul. NT by The Happiness Engine 10/15/2017, 6:35pm PDT
You first, and if there isn't video it never happened NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/15/2017, 11:43pm PDT
A new (non-cooking) video is out: Why my room has 3 - no, make that 4 - clocks by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/22/2017, 8:59am PST
So just like Mr. Robot, only more gay NT by Roop 11/22/2017, 1:30pm PST
Thank you for clearing that up and for another great video. NT by Mehphistopheles 11/23/2017, 11:00am PST
I have a new dedicated email - tdarcos@tdarcos.com by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/22/2017, 8:47am PST
Where's TDARCOS? Did he get arrested for his legal chicanery? by dr. no 11/16/2017, 2:34pm PST
The Commander's Inbox is Full by PayPal Customer 10/27/2017, 8:42am PDT
**siiigh*** Let's get the phone tree going again. NT by pinback 10/27/2017, 11:07am PDT
Re: The Commander's Inbox is Full by PayPal Customer 10/31/2017, 9:41am PDT
Thinking of things one has no word(s) for by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/11/2017, 7:41am PDT
You do have words to describe it. You just used lots of them. NT by pinback 10/11/2017, 7:58am PDT
Re: Thinking of things one has no word(s) for by Mysterio 10/11/2017, 12:17pm PDT
conclusion: Paul deep throats one banana per day by Eurotrash 10/11/2017, 3:43pm PDT
Hey Euro, why don't you go deep throat a bottle of drain cleaner! NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/17/2017, 4:34am PDT
but will it cover my recommended daily potassium intake? NT by Eurotrash 10/17/2017, 6:17am PDT
Talk about low hanging fruit! by Cretinuous Reprobate 10/11/2017, 9:11pm PDT
He needs to ditch the bananas and stop jogging before he blows out his knees. by Fat Advice Squad 10/11/2017, 10:21pm PDT
It was a comment about the level of potassium by Cretinous Reprobate 10/12/2017, 9:28pm PDT
Jesus Christ, it's either eat 1 banana or take (prob. more $$$) potassium pills NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/17/2017, 4:33am PDT
The inexpressible is by definition not expressable by blackwater 10/11/2017, 10:33pm PDT
You begged and pleaded, here's a quick non-cooking video by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/27/2017, 12:57pm PDT
Private NT by Vested Id 08/27/2017, 1:55pm PDT
It's not Private, it comes up fully NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/27/2017, 3:04pm PDT
I'm sure it appears for you by Mysterio, "Cretinous Reprobate" 08/27/2017, 4:08pm PDT
I used Private Browsing ("porn mode") on both YouTube and here and it shows NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/27/2017, 4:40pm PDT
Automatically marked this video as Offensive, Not Suitable for Monetization NT by YouTube AI 08/27/2017, 8:42pm PDT
Seeing it in full Wrecknicolor now, don't know what happened NT by Vested Id 08/27/2017, 9:19pm PDT
Honest question, not giving you a hard time. Regarding haircuts by Mysterio Lollerson 08/27/2017, 9:50pm PDT
Re: Regarding haircuts by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/28/2017, 12:29pm PDT
Re: Regarding haircuts by Mysterio Lollerson 08/28/2017, 7:33pm PDT
Great job, Paul, another perfect video!!! NT by 10/10 08/27/2017, 11:11pm PDT
The ending had more emotional ups and downs than the Game of Thrones finale NT by Roop 08/28/2017, 4:35am PDT
Is that a hospital gown? Any chance you could button it up NT by next time? 08/28/2017, 2:35pm PDT
No, it's green cargo pants and a green shirt. I'll admit looks like hosp. smocks NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/31/2017, 6:10pm PDT
Wonderful finished bathroom, thanks for the pic. NT by Jack Bauer 08/29/2017, 7:38pm PDT
I wanted the bathroom that way by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/04/2017, 11:05am PDT
Microsoft Edge is Safer Than Firefox. Yeah, it is. When 'doesn't work'='safer' by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/24/2017, 3:06am PDT
But is it safe? by blackwater 09/24/2017, 4:02am PDT
and this reminds me of a movie from about 40 years ago NT by Eurotrash 09/24/2017, 1:15pm PDT
"This reminds me of a story from about 30 years ago." NT by Yes but which song is appropriate? 09/24/2017, 7:14am PDT
This one: The Pointer Sisters - "Automatic" by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/27/2017, 7:47am PDT
Do you believe this is the experience of most users? by laudablepuss 09/27/2017, 7:54am PDT
Re: Do you believe you're not an imbecile trying to pretend you're a moron? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/28/2017, 12:53pm PDT
Re: Do you believe you're not an imbecile trying to pretend you're a moron? by laudablepuss 09/28/2017, 3:19pm PDT
Never mind, you've already proved your stupidity and mental defects by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/29/2017, 4:31pm PDT
Re: Never mind, you've already proved your stupidity and mental defects by Lasagna For One 09/30/2017, 5:51am PDT
Re: Never mind, you've already proved your stupidity and mental defects by Mysterio, "Thought Leader" 09/30/2017, 3:10pm PDT
Haha oops that was me by laudablepuss 09/30/2017, 3:11pm PDT
Topic Suggestions For Paul's YouTube Videos NT by : 08/29/2017, 5:27pm PDT
Should the disabled be turned into dog food? NT by Why or why not? 08/29/2017, 5:28pm PDT
Strategies for doing jury service under your terms NT by . 08/29/2017, 5:43pm PDT
There's so many! by Your Local Public Access 08/29/2017, 6:06pm PDT
What groups should be classified as terrorists and what do we do with all of NT by those people? 08/30/2017, 9:12am PDT
What if your favorite arcade cabinet and why. NT by Worm 08/30/2017, 9:32am PDT
YEAH! NT by Mysterio, "I love arcades" 08/30/2017, 1:19pm PDT
Jury Duty Part 3 - My appointment is restored to 8/29 but at 7:50! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/24/2017, 6:57am PDT
Did you mention Caltrops when you called back? We all need to do our part NT by spreading the word, for ICJ... 08/24/2017, 7:10am PDT
And I thought parking was expensive here by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/18/2017, 9:20pm PDT
How much did it cost back then to ride the train or the bus? NT by Shitty ways to travel. 08/20/2017, 5:12am PDT
Most trips about $1.40 to $2.50 train, 85c to $1.50 by bus, dep. on dist., TOD NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/20/2017, 6:15pm PDT
Do you intentionally shit your pants a lot on the bus? NT by You look like a bus shitter. 08/20/2017, 8:01pm PDT
Sorry, that came out wrong, I should have said "you look like the type that NT by could be a bus shitter". 08/20/2017, 9:56pm PDT
The answer is no by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/21/2017, 2:48am PDT
Wow, this story could prove very helpful to people going through similar issues NT by . You should YouTube it... 08/21/2017, 4:13am PDT
If anyone asks me what Caltrops is I'll link them NT by directly to this post. 08/21/2017, 6:47am PDT
Jury Duty part 2: The Jury Commissioner's office is stupider than I am! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/04/2017, 3:06pm PDT
Here is my response by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/04/2017, 9:52pm PDT
But they don't have a form letter for arriving late NT by Roop 08/05/2017, 3:22am PDT
Roop, you're exactly right, a form letter giving me 20 minutes would have worked NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/05/2017, 4:55am PDT
Citizen, there's a form letter saying you will arrive by the designated time NT by Roop 08/05/2017, 6:26am PDT
The postponement was probably to grant you time to arrange suitable NT by transportation aka "A you problem". 08/05/2017, 7:06am PDT
No, it is not my problem by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/06/2017, 7:55am PDT
Why don't you just call a cab or have a family member or friend provide you NT by with transportation for jury duty? 08/06/2017, 4:41pm PDT
Here's the reasons I'm not using someone to get me to the courthouse by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/06/2017, 6:06pm PDT
Sorry, in both examples I should have said 275 pounds NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/06/2017, 6:07pm PDT
No reason to apologize, and what is your weight so I understand the NT by situation better? 08/07/2017, 5:54am PDT
I can't weigh myself because I'm over 300 & can't stand, but I'm under 400 NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/07/2017, 6:56am PDT
Couldn't you just ride up to a weigh station? Also, why not ride up to the court by ? You're basically a cyborg with 08/07/2017, 5:51pm PDT
Living the FUTURIST DREAM NT by The Locust's Sinclair C5 08/08/2017, 6:03am PDT
I thought about suggesting that too. AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT NT by Eurotrash 08/09/2017, 1:46pm PDT
Here's a better question: Why is it I should have to make all the sacrifices? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/07/2017, 7:12am PDT
Because they can throw you in jail at gunpoint while the most you can do usually NT by is eat a dick. 08/07/2017, 8:57am PDT
Sure but what incentive have you given? by Mysterio, "Bureau of Reprobates" 08/07/2017, 2:54pm PDT
No, I didn't even mention Metro Access and its fee for a different reason by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/08/2017, 3:54am PDT
Another reasons? That was the only reason. This whole thing is all about you and NT by your daily McDonalds ritual. 08/08/2017, 7:39am PDT
I do not visit McDonalds 'daily' it's more like maybe once or twice a month NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/08/2017, 6:21pm PDT
Yeah, either way I'm sure if the commissioner was handing out mcgriddles at 730 NT by you'd find a way to make it on time 08/08/2017, 6:31pm PDT
Steak, Egg & Cheese Bagels!? PLOT THICKENS by Mysterio, "Cretinous Petty Officer" 08/08/2017, 9:50pm PDT
No, there is no ulterior motive here by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/10/2017, 9:25am PDT
Pancakes!? by HOW DARE YOU 08/10/2017, 11:08am PDT
You weigh 2x as much as a normie. Therefore you should make 2x the sacrifice. NT by SCIENCE 08/07/2017, 5:39pm PDT
No,I weigh 2x as much, have twice the problems, I should have 1/2 the sacrifices NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/08/2017, 3:49am PDT
You caused own problems NT by just lose some weight 08/09/2017, 12:52pm PDT
Hey Fatass Asshole: you don't work. You are paid SSI by the Government. Fuck, by You don't even walk. 08/09/2017, 12:14pm PDT
What does that have to do with the issue here? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/10/2017, 9:43am PDT
Also, Paul is just a fatass, he is by no means an asshole. NT by Diseased brain is also acceptable. 08/11/2017, 6:40am PDT
Think about this for a moment:What if jury duty paid $200 or $300 a day? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/07/2017, 7:25am PDT
There are plenty of people in the US who don't have citizenship, why not let NT by them earn it serving on a jury? 08/07/2017, 12:18pm PDT
Now that's an interesting idea by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/08/2017, 3:46am PDT
How could you have "a jury of peers" be composed of non-citizens? NT by Deloreans and Tetris bitches! 08/09/2017, 9:36am PDT
A jury could conist of citizens and non-citizens if it was set up that way by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/10/2017, 10:09am PDT
Yeah, but it's not set up that way because that would be retarded. NT by Mayor McCheese 08/10/2017, 6:12pm PDT
Reaching out between the bars of your cage, trying to shove Paul back into his. NT by Expand Yr Mind & Yr Ass Will Etc. 08/10/2017, 6:28pm PDT
Why not just let jurors "phone it in" after getting a synopsis emailed to them? NT by Moksha anyone? 08/11/2017, 5:20pm PDT
Idiot, they don't need to pay that because they can just NT by lock you up 08/09/2017, 12:09pm PDT
That is exactly the point by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/10/2017, 9:58am PDT
You can get excused for physical ailments so just tell them NT by You're to FAT to serve 08/10/2017, 11:41am PDT
2fast2serve NT by vrooooOOOOM! 08/11/2017, 7:17am PDT
2fat2serve! NT by fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! 08/11/2017, 10:34am PDT
Mr. Robinson Goes to Washington. "and that NO courthouses open before 10:30am, NT by our mcmuffins are a civil right." 08/11/2017, 4:59pm PDT
On size and other excuses, and "common law" employees by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/19/2017, 3:26am PDT
You're not being "employed" by the court, you fat cunt. NT by Go eat a dick. 08/19/2017, 11:25am PDT
Insults? That's all you have? Lame, Lame, Lame NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/19/2017, 2:06pm PDT
What legal arguments do you have? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/19/2017, 2:18pm PDT
HOLY SHIT the solution has been staring us in the face this whole time by Eurotrash 08/11/2017, 5:29pm PDT
Just write another letter by Mysterio 08/12/2017, 5:38am PDT
Followed by a Correction Letter including musical reference NT by Mysterio, "C&R&T Legal" 08/12/2017, 8:59pm PDT
I have been called! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/13/2017, 8:33pm PDT
Roll into the jury room, dramatically stab spatula into the table like in 12 Ang NT by Vested Id 07/13/2017, 8:41pm PDT
Re: I have been called! by Roop 07/14/2017, 6:00am PDT
That's a dangerous tactic to use. by here's why: 07/14/2017, 6:32pm PDT
Re: That's a dangerous tactic to use. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2017, 12:49pm PDT
So they read one of your essays and they still selected you?!?! NT by speechless. 07/15/2017, 4:05pm PDT
No, actually nobody selected me. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2017, 6:13pm PDT
Ok, sorry. I had made the assumption that when you were filling out the by accommodations for dissabilty form 07/15/2017, 7:41pm PDT
Re: Ok, sorry. I had made the assumption that when you were filling out the by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2017, 8:46pm PDT
That makes no sense. What's the point of the questionnaire if they also order NT by you to come in person? 07/16/2017, 2:18am PDT
Re: That makes no sense. What's the point of the questionnaire... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/16/2017, 3:27am PDT
Do you have to call a number in about a week to find out if you are to report NT by or not? 07/16/2017, 3:58am PDT
Never mind, I just read that part in your summons. ouch the evening before the by day? That's a bit of a ball breaker 07/16/2017, 4:14am PDT
Depends on the case by Mysterio, "Juror A" 07/16/2017, 12:52pm PDT
Those are all reasonable points for why most people dislike jury duty, I feel NT by the good outweighs the bad for me. 07/16/2017, 5:17pm PDT
You're not the only one who would want to be summoned by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/19/2017, 1:19am PDT
What!? You can't ignore/throw away a summons, the judge'll issue a warrant for NT by your arrest. You're fucking nuts. 07/19/2017, 6:28am PDT
I could and I did ignore jury summonses with impunity by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/20/2017, 8:13pm PDT
Los Angeles is worse than I said by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/20/2017, 8:56pm PDT
WTF!? Long Beach, breaking the law? Did you get disabled fighting in a gang war? NT by Pimp Commander Darcos (circa 1982) 07/22/2017, 9:17pm PDT
I only became disabled around 2006 NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/23/2017, 8:23pm PDT
Damn, sorry to here that, I guess the streets really do catch up with you NT by eventually? 07/23/2017, 9:18pm PDT
Re: Ok, sorry. I had made the assumption that when you were filling out the by laudablepuss 07/17/2017, 12:07pm PDT
How to get out of jury duty by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2017, 1:30pm PDT
Correction: As of July 1, 2017, Maryland State Minimum Wage is $9.25 NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2017, 1:35pm PDT
TDARCOS v Prince George's County by Mysterio, "Thot Leader" 07/15/2017, 4:15pm PDT
Re: TDARCOS v Prince George's County by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2017, 5:58pm PDT
Worthwhile, but please be represented properly NT by Mysterio, "I am not a lawyer" 07/16/2017, 1:08pm PDT
What's more interesting if the Jury Pool isn't enough by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2017, 6:41pm PDT
Re: I have been called! by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/16/2017, 9:45pm PDT
or found in contempt..... NT by "Juror,you can't object!"-the judge 07/16/2017, 10:15pm PDT
Coach ICJ calls TDARCOS off the bench by THE LOCUST 07/16/2017, 11:12pm PDT
Minimum Wage Requirements by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/17/2017, 9:12am PDT
I still say you just fall asleep during the movie NT by Roop 07/17/2017, 11:25am PDT
This presumes they have a movie. They may have a booklet or a live speaker NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/19/2017, 1:25am PDT
Maybe I'll just take a bathroom break when they're about to start the video. NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/19/2017, 1:26am PDT
They'll have to clear the courtroom! The stenographer's going to wear out NT by the F key on her little machine. 07/19/2017, 2:17am PDT
hahaha classy by laudablepuss 07/19/2017, 9:16am PDT
OK if sleeping won't work, just act dead for a little bit. You can do this Paul NT by Roop 07/20/2017, 12:24pm PDT
All rise. I said, all rise. ALL RISE, MR ROBINSON. YOU ARE IN CONTEMPT OF COURT NT by Eurotrash 07/19/2017, 4:18pm PDT
Your honor, use your head for something OTHER than a HAT RACK! NT by Juror Robinson found in contempt 07/19/2017, 9:42pm PDT
I have been in courts many times in a wheelchair by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/20/2017, 8:21pm PDT
Here's a question I've been wanting to ask you for some time but couldn't come by up with a polite way of doing so: 07/21/2017, 6:53am PDT
Re: Here's a question I've been wanting to ask you for some time ... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/22/2017, 8:08am PDT
I meant because of your charisma... NT by For the record. 07/22/2017, 4:08pm PDT
This is why Los Angeles does not want to pay anything (reasonable) by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/20/2017, 9:28pm PDT
Correction, not $498 mil, $294 mil. It's still a lot of money. NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/20/2017, 9:30pm PDT
I mailed the following on my personal letterhead by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/22/2017, 8:04am PDT
Correction Letter, mailed today, dated tomorrow by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/22/2017, 9:36am PDT
You may also want to email a link to your youtube channel so they understand NT by the full extent of your situation? 07/22/2017, 9:04pm PDT
Definitely share the slop recipe NT by CORRECTION, your honor! 07/22/2017, 10:07pm PDT
why did you leave out "culinary wizard" in the end credits by Eurotrash 07/23/2017, 1:39pm PDT
Re: why did you leave out "culinary wizard" in the end credits by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/23/2017, 8:29pm PDT
Would you accept the analogy if Eurotrash used Immanuel Kant instead of Satan? NT by Kant stop the references. 07/23/2017, 11:01pm PDT
No, I think Immasnuel Kant is an incompetent fool by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/24/2017, 2:52pm PDT
You imply by omission that you believe in NT by wizards. 07/24/2017, 7:22am PDT
I believe I have implied by explicit inclusion that I do not by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/24/2017, 2:37pm PDT
OBJECTION! We know for a fact you believe in zombies by Eurotrash 07/24/2017, 4:07pm PDT
Where did I say I believe in zombies? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/25/2017, 12:59am PDT
that was actually pretty good NT by Eurotrash 07/25/2017, 2:59am PDT
Robinson the Unclean: Guilty by Grand Mufti 07/24/2017, 7:43pm PDT
Re: Robinson the Unclean: Guilty by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/25/2017, 1:13am PDT
What have you got against whores NT by and Jew dick? 07/25/2017, 7:53am PDT
Nothing, it's muslims for whom it would be terrifying by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/25/2017, 11:59am PDT
You overestimate your ability to strike 'fear' to the devout by Grand Mufti 07/25/2017, 8:13pm PDT
the devout muslim's greatest fear is a plague of Locusts descending from the NT by Eurotrash 07/26/2017, 1:24am PDT
So basically the plot of Dune, but with TDARCOS as the fat bad guy? NT by blackwater 07/27/2017, 8:11am PDT
Paul would have to clean up and lose some weight for that role by Eurotrash 07/27/2017, 3:52pm PDT
Okay, gonna distance myself from this one. NT by 99 Nazi Scalps 07/25/2017, 10:44pm PDT
This just in from a Maryland Deputy Attorney General by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/03/2017, 9:11am PDT
Wear pajamas NT by Roop 08/03/2017, 10:46am PDT
People in real life who have the authority to fuck your shit up generally don't NT by like these sorts of things you do. 08/03/2017, 7:04pm PDT
Please explain in what way, and who, is going to "fuck my shit up" NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/03/2017, 7:40pm PDT
Brendan Fraser! Like in the Mummy movies! by Roop 08/03/2017, 10:57pm PDT
A dissenting juror is a one-man union, Paul NT by Vested Id 08/03/2017, 7:13pm PDT
Jessica's got you there NT by Good luck, Paul 08/03/2017, 9:23pm PDT
Today's funniest comment by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/26/2017, 4:24am PDT
Paul is so full of shit, if you gave him an enema he'd fit in a normal coffin NT by Eurotrash 03/26/2017, 11:41am PDT
Speaking of coffins, Euro, isn't it about time for you to get back in yours? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/03/2017, 7:36pm PDT
[youtube id="jillette id="hitchens id="oldcowboyjoke"""] NT by Vested Id 04/02/2017, 4:42pm PDT
Not a "dumb blonde," this woman reaches hilarious levels of stupid! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/16/2017, 8:21am PDT
That smug cunt always goes after the low-hanging fruit. I hope his avatar is NT by faceless because of an acid attack. 07/16/2017, 6:58pm PDT
You know who does acid attacks? NT by *choke* 07/16/2017, 11:03pm PDT
It's whom. WHOM does acid attacks. NT by Horus Truthteller 07/17/2017, 8:50pm PDT
Horus Truthteller attacked with acid by unable to say by whom 07/17/2017, 10:26pm PDT
No, in "Whom does acid attacks," who is correct, not whom by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/03/2017, 8:49am PDT
A photo of me standing from February 25, 2004 by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/30/2017, 10:33pm PDT
the bottom of your smurf outfit isn't as white as it used to be NT by Eurotrash 07/31/2017, 2:38am PDT
Do you have any pictures you could share from when you weren't a hideous monster NT by ? 07/31/2017, 3:20am PDT
Why did you set up a camera, and a timer, to take this photo? NT by Was standing a big deal by then? 07/31/2017, 8:44am PDT
I'm sorry Commander, but they went for the low hanging fruit by Cretinous Reprobate 07/31/2017, 8:35pm PDT
look mom, I can stand on my hind legs NT by Eurotrash 08/02/2017, 1:52pm PDT
What's the issue here? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/03/2017, 7:59am PDT
Looking good, buddy. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/31/2017, 9:26pm PDT
Well, I got a payment due notice from Paypal Credit by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/29/2017, 8:57pm PDT
Then, there was MCI by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/29/2017, 9:13pm PDT
My First Hashtag: #IndictYvetteFelarca by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/23/2017, 8:12pm PST
Did you remember to link caltrops in the hashtag to help Robb increase traffic NT by to this site? 02/23/2017, 8:46pm PST
Where can we go to enjoy your new hashtag in its fullest expression? NT by pinback 02/24/2017, 3:04pm PST
She should at least be fired by Vested Id 02/24/2017, 4:37pm PST
Let us know if you end up on her jury by Vested Id 07/22/2017, 5:08pm PDT
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