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Mind if I chime in here? by Senor Barborito 06/02/2003, 10:28pm PDT
Lizard_King wrote:

I need clarification wrote:


What if I do both? IN THAT ORDER?

Here's an idea. When we decide we want "regime change" instead of "cash cow for Halliburton et al," we come up with some sort of game plan for after our amazing win? Now, I'm no super genius like yourself, but I would guess that if you want to install a regime sympathetic to the US's interests, you may want to stick around for a week or so JUST IN CASE things don't go to plan. Call me a pessimist, but doing the Icky Shuffle after winning an air campaign against a country stuck in the 16th century and without any airplanes then running off to the next sandbox to kick some 3rd grade ass doesn't sound to me like regime change.

There, I just provided an idea. You can now return to calling me names.


Did I miss the part where the coalition forces were pulled out of Afghanistan and Iraq? No, I didn't think so. You can't possibly be serious if you expect Iraq to get to any state of western normalcy this quickly; a few decades of totalitarianism take a while to recover from (never mind the primitive wasteland we have to work with in Afghanistan). In any case, there is a lot to be said for moving on other targets before they have an opportunity to develop a gameplan beyond bombing their own people. For instance, it is quite clear that either theocratic Iran and any non-Saddam Iraq cannot coexist without one or the other falling. My money's on Iran regime changing itself within the next ten years, but it should be interesting either way.

In any case, what you provided was a vague expansion of what is already being done. Not much of a novel alternative, I think. What would you do differently in Afghanistan, for example, other than the present attempt at the merger of the tribal institutions already in place and some sort of democratic simulacrum to appease the masses, and maybe let some actual economic growth other than in heroin get off the ground?


Iran is slowly reforming, and it's better that they handle it internally than that we come in - the people of Iran are fiercely nationalistic (considering themselves modern Persians rather than Arabs) down to the last man, unlike the Iraqis. There is no way in hell we could walk into Iran without it turning into an Israel-Palestinesque bloodbath. Additionally, the only reason they're developing nuclear weapons in the first place is to make sure the modern colonial powers (us) don't stomp all over them, which I can appreciate. At least with Iraq we had some moral leverage for our actions, but in Iran we'd have nothing at all. They're reforming, they're developing nukes as a defensive measure, and they're far less likely to engage in preemptive hostilities with their neighbors than just about anyone in the region save Pakistan. There isn't a good reason to go there now - meanwhile there are more good reasons to focus on North Korea than you can count on your fingers and toes. Shouldn't we be focusing on the people who can nuke the continental US sometime within the next few years rather than the people who might be able to hit Israel?

-SB
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War on Terror may create World of Terror says Rumsfeld. by Fussbett 05/24/2003, 1:20pm PDT NEW
    Re: War on Terror may create World of Terror says Rumsfeld. by Mh 05/24/2003, 6:40pm PDT NEW
    I thought we got rid of terror when we invaded Iraq! NT by The Ironic One 05/24/2003, 6:53pm PDT NEW
    One day this war on terror is going to end :( NT by Col. Kilgore 05/24/2003, 8:43pm PDT NEW
    Re: War on Terror may create World of Terror says Rumsfeld. by Lizard_King 05/25/2003, 3:28pm PDT NEW
        I'll keep this simple by fag packet 05/26/2003, 3:08am PDT NEW
            Re: I'll keep this simple by fag packet 05/26/2003, 3:18am PDT NEW
            Terrorism won when we declared the war on it and passed the Patriot Act by Senor Barborito 05/26/2003, 4:48pm PDT NEW
                Example by Senor Barborito 05/26/2003, 8:41pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Example by Jhoh Creexul 05/26/2003, 10:22pm PDT NEW
                Re: Terrorism won when we declared the war on it and passed the Patriot Act by Lizard_King 05/27/2003, 3:10am PDT NEW
                    I'll grant the first, actually, but not the second by Senor Barborito 05/27/2003, 6:50am PDT NEW
                        Re: I'll grant the first, actually, but not the second by Lizard_King 05/27/2003, 8:45pm PDT NEW
            Re: I'll keep this simple by Lizard_King 05/27/2003, 3:03am PDT NEW
                Re: I'll keep this simple by I need clarification 05/27/2003, 3:50am PDT NEW
                    Holy fuck I agree with you and Fussbett both?! NT by Senor Barborito 05/27/2003, 6:57am PDT NEW
                    I'll keep this extra simple for INC's sake. by Lizard_King 05/27/2003, 8:32pm PDT NEW
                        EVERYTHING you say is exceedingly simple, moron. It's in your DNA. by I need clarification 05/27/2003, 9:25pm PDT NEW
                            Re: EVERYTHING you say is exceedingly simple, moron. It's in your DNA. by Lizard_King 05/28/2003, 2:18am PDT NEW
                                Just a nit... by Chairman Mao 05/28/2003, 2:25am PDT NEW
                                    Re: Just a nit... by foogla 05/28/2003, 3:23am PDT NEW
                                    Re: Just a nit... by Lizard_King 05/28/2003, 6:10pm PDT NEW
                                        Yeah I thought you'd say something like that. NT by Chairman Mao 05/28/2003, 6:31pm PDT NEW
                                You're (still) boring by I need clarification 05/29/2003, 3:35am PDT NEW
                                    Re: You're (still) boring by Lizard_King 05/30/2003, 1:16pm PDT NEW
                                        Jesus, you're fucking predictable. And boring. by Satire 05/30/2003, 2:19pm PDT NEW
                                            Doh! I mean NT by I need clarification 05/30/2003, 5:46pm PDT NEW
                                                Thanks NT by I need clarification 05/30/2003, 6:18pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Jesus, you're fucking predictable. And boring. by Lizard_King 05/30/2003, 11:15pm PDT NEW
                                                I win!! You ARE boring! by I need clarification 05/31/2003, 2:00am PDT NEW
                                                    You fucking idiot. by Lizard_King 05/31/2003, 1:31pm PDT NEW
                                                        Re: You fucking idiot. by foogla 05/31/2003, 3:10pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: You fucking idiot. by Lizard_King 05/31/2003, 11:48pm PDT NEW
                                                                I need smileys by foogla 06/01/2003, 6:15am PDT NEW
                                                                fixed last quote by foogla 06/01/2003, 6:16am PDT NEW
                                                                    Re: fixed last quote by Lizard_King 06/01/2003, 12:11pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: fixed last quote by foogla 06/01/2003, 2:57pm PDT NEW
                                                        Man, you really stick to the playbook, don't you? by I need clarification 05/31/2003, 5:51pm PDT NEW
                                                            As usual, your "arguments" are disappointing and trite. by Lizard_King 05/31/2003, 11:38pm PDT NEW
                                                                fucked up the quotes above. NT by Lizard_King 05/31/2003, 11:39pm PDT NEW
                                                                Fucked up the argument above as well. HA! by I need clarification 06/01/2003, 2:34am PDT NEW
                                                                    Pitiful. Your posts are just getting worse. by Lizard_King 06/01/2003, 12:00pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: Pitiful. Your posts are just getting worse. by fag packet 06/01/2003, 9:11pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Unfortunately by Senor Barborito 06/02/2003, 12:12am PDT NEW
                                                                            Re: Pitiful. Your posts are just getting worse. by Lizard_King 06/02/2003, 10:25pm PDT NEW
                                                                                Deep sigh by fag packet 06/03/2003, 3:36am PDT NEW
                                                                                    Well, I'm glad we cleared at least part of that up. by Lizard_King 06/03/2003, 2:57pm PDT NEW
                                                                        You have ONE unheard messages. To hear new messages, click here. by I need clarification 06/01/2003, 11:31pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Re: You have ONE unheard messages. To hear new messages, click here. by Lizard_King 06/02/2003, 10:14pm PDT NEW
                                                                                Mind if I chime in here? by Senor Barborito 06/02/2003, 10:28pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    Re: Mind if I chime in here? by Lizard_King 06/02/2003, 11:30pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Re: You have ONE unheard messages. To hear new messages, click here. by Lizard_King 06/02/2003, 10:26pm PDT NEW
                Re: I'll keep this simple by Fussbett 05/27/2003, 4:18am PDT NEW
            What a pouty child you are by Diotallevi 05/27/2003, 7:39pm PDT NEW
                Thanks for addressing that portion so effectively. NT by Lizard_King 05/27/2003, 8:46pm PDT NEW
                    ...and thank YOU for reponding to yourself. NT by Nick Detective... still holding out 05/27/2003, 8:54pm PDT NEW
                        Fag. Keep trying, though. NT by Lizard_King 05/27/2003, 9:08pm PDT NEW
                            Dear Cocksucker by fag packet 05/28/2003, 9:13pm PDT NEW
                                Dear Shit Drinker by Lizard_King 05/30/2003, 1:21pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Dear Shit Drinker by John Ashcroft 05/30/2003, 1:45pm PDT NEW
                                        "Enterprize"? OMFG clever RFOFLOFL NT by Excited commie shitheads everywhere 05/30/2003, 11:18pm PDT NEW
                                    We Are No More. by Higher Standards 05/31/2003, 3:25am PDT NEW
                And, cunt - by fag packet 05/28/2003, 9:38pm PDT NEW
                Dio you rule by Steve Lollerson 2 06/04/2003, 11:26am PDT NEW
    Re: War on Terror may create World of Terror says Rumsfeld. by foogla 05/27/2003, 6:56am PDT NEW
        U.S. to Planet: Suck our collective dick. by Moab 05/27/2003, 8:04am PDT NEW
            So by Senor Barborito 05/27/2003, 8:12am PDT NEW
                Re: So by Moab 05/27/2003, 8:23am PDT NEW
                    Switzerland? We could be like the Von Trapp family with more dicksucking! by Senor Barborito 05/27/2003, 8:32am PDT NEW
                        Ok, I give up. NT by NT Helper 05/27/2003, 9:32am PDT NEW
                            You realize I'm trolling you at this point, right? by Senor Barborito 05/27/2003, 9:35am PDT NEW
                                That's why I gave up. by NT Helper 05/27/2003, 9:39am PDT NEW
 
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