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Why do Republicans support the serial killer in Minnesota murdering lawmakers? NT by Mysterioso 06/14/2025, 9:24am PDT Can someone explain to me why the American left loves illegal immigration so muc by Oom Shnibble 06/07/2025, 6:06pm PDT Let's put the stupids in Balance of Power by laudablepuss. 06/10/2025, 9:03am PDT Can someone explain to me why the American left loves illegal immigration so muc by Oom Shnibble 06/09/2025, 7:56pm PDT Did the Babylon Bee turn on the GOP? by laudablepuss 06/04/2025, 2:02pm PDT It's been really fun watching "games journalism" collapse by blackwater 05/13/2025, 11:00pm PDT Taylor Swift regained control of her legacy!!!!! NT by I Have No Life and I Must Scream 05/30/2025, 10:52pm PDT "Stage 9" NT by He's just so fucking stupid 05/19/2025, 3:52pm PDT blue's news has a rumor that paul steed died by jeep 08/11/2012, 7:56pm PDT Wendy's Is Introducing Uber-Style 'Surge Pricing' by Blackwater 02/27/2024, 12:38am PST Who is this for? by Ground News 04/27/2025, 3:24pm PDT April 4th is Foreskin Appreciation Day! by happy smegma day! 04/04/2025, 2:17pm PDT Pirates pull Long Island Coup by One Eyed Wanker 03/28/2025, 3:48pm PDT The Bitcoin thread, or are we all still terrible at monetizing everything? by Saltlord 12/11/2017, 2:17pm PST Hegseth included an EiC of The Atlantic on his nat security Signal group by lololololololololol 03/24/2025, 1:30pm PDT The one true fact that disgraceful moron ever uttered NT by Autism spike 03/04/2025, 11:32pm PST A real win-some, lose-some kind of day by Sam Bankman-Fried 02/24/2025, 8:18pm PST Musk's "explain your accomplishments" email by he's SO fucking stupid 02/24/2025, 10:17am PST Krasnov NT by Comrade Mysterio 02/24/2025, 2:24pm PST You fuckers still happy with your choice? NT by just checking 02/19/2025, 10:07am PST How you guys feeling about Gaza being the 51st state? NT by Hangman 02/04/2025, 9:43pm PST (folds like a cheap suit, licks shoes) NT by President of Colombia 01/26/2025, 3:57pm PST What is everyone's plans now that you're a woman? by Rafiki 01/21/2025, 6:26pm PST United Healthcare CEO killed in targeted shooting by Lol 12/04/2024, 7:27pm PST Trump says he will change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America by blackwater 01/08/2025, 3:07pm PST Happy New Year! by Mischief Maker 01/01/2025, 1:26am PST Militia mole by John Williams 01/04/2025, 7:47am PST Happy War on Christmas, Comrades! NT by Mischief Maker 12/24/2024, 10:46am PST Time for a code-yellow?: A blunt instrument that works by blackwater 12/20/2024, 3:25pm PST The Onion bought Infowars by Rafiki 11/14/2024, 6:55am PST Some broad needs to raise $9 billion in Vietnam to not be executed by Ron Vivichek 12/03/2024, 9:18pm PST Pig & Bald shill for Concordia by blackwater 11/18/2024, 1:53pm PST Sheriff’s deputy fired, charged with killing 7 dogs during animal by Hangman 11/15/2024, 8:46am PST Anyone here think the US government controls the weather? by Geryk 10/09/2024, 7:49am PDT LOL some dumb kids DDoSed the Internet Archive because of "Palestine" NT by What a bunch of fucking losers 10/09/2024, 8:23pm PDT Hooray, all out war in the Middle East :( NT by laudablepuss 10/01/2024, 5:50pm PDT Hezbollah pagers OOPS. Hezbollah walkie talkies OOPS by Nostromo 09/18/2024, 4:58pm PDT Happy 9/11 day, everyone! by Mysterioso 09/11/2024, 7:47am PDT I'm in Cuba! NT by Fussbett 08/26/2005, 9:54pm PDT Friend by Roop 08/04/2024, 10:41am PDT This week fucking sucked, you guys. NT by kate leth 07/17/2024, 8:26pm PDT Please use 'Balance of Power' for politics and election nonsense. NT by Mysterio Silverstein 07/09/2024, 9:35pm PDT AZ, GA, and NV are now polling R NT by Huhuhuh Uhuhuhuhuh 07/09/2024, 8:27pm PDT (dial tone noise, modem sounds, shits pants) NT by Sleepy Joe Biden 07/07/2024, 10:05am PDT Hey how are things going for MM's favorite show, Majority Report w/ Sam Seder by Mysterio 04/18/2024, 12:42pm PDT Awful quiet in here. NT by Uuuuhuh. Uuuhuhuhuh. 08/14/2022, 6:29am PDT Any bets on the next debate, if it happens at all? by RFK's brainworm 07/03/2024, 4:21am PDT Awful lot of silence her since last night NT by Huhuhuhuh......uhuhuhuh....huhuhuh. 06/28/2024, 12:14pm PDT Pelican Brief. NT by Mischief Maker 07/01/2024, 1:58pm PDT MAGAts that got insulted. what are you going to do about it? by hee hee 06/29/2024, 3:43pm PDT Republicans now too stupid to understand distancing during a pandemic by goddamn so fucking dumb 06/05/2024, 6:27am PDT #RIP AMERICA NT by Mischief Maker 05/30/2024, 4:56pm PDT The dumb shit-eating nerds DDoSing Internet Archive is cringe as fuck NT by Danny The No-Refund Gamer 05/27/2024, 10:09am PDT Microsoft drops the axe at Bethesda by Old Man Withers 05/07/2024, 9:38am PDT Oh boy why didn't Joe Biden stop Iran's limp dicked drone attack NT by lololololololololol 04/14/2024, 7:25pm PDT Sean Combs' homes pwned as agents roam sex trafficking zones NT by DHS poems 03/25/2024, 7:18pm PDT NY Times is propaganda! NT by Hunter Biden 03/17/2022, 5:48pm PDT The most awesome 57 year old aggravated assault suspect ever by Fortinbras 01/07/2009, 9:07pm PST If SCOTUS rules Trump has total presidential immunity, Biden should put out a NT by hit on Trump. -MM 02/28/2024, 7:22pm PST Duck Slide Range : An arcade-style mobile game I made by Jizaboz 01/11/2023, 9:30pm PST Full Russian invasion of Ukraine is underway. NT by MM 02/23/2022, 8:16pm PST what I ate for lunch by bottomtop 02/21/2024, 11:48am PST Without COVID, would Trump have been voted out? NT by Rod Serling 02/15/2024, 8:52pm PST So is the Xbox dying or what. by Blackwater 02/10/2024, 8:48am PST Romance scammer reveals how he tricks women after failing to fool CBC reporter by The GameCynic 02/05/2024, 11:38am PST fat old orange blob talked himself into another 83 million lolololol by lololololololol 01/30/2024, 4:06pm PST The DSA is broke, lol NT by MischiefMaker hardest hit 01/22/2024, 8:40pm PST I took my parents out for supper this week. by Lars 09/07/2023, 9:16am PDT This whole Israel thing sure seems like a sticky wicket. by Mysterio 10/08/2023, 7:48pm PDT Sam Seder crashes Dennis Prager's show to discuss Israel by Mischief Maker 11/29/2023, 7:40pm PST So Elon Musk bought twitter... by Mischief Maker 04/26/2022, 9:02am PDT Bernie Sanders breaking up a fight between Mullin and a Teamster is peak comedy. by Mischief Maker 11/20/2023, 8:22pm PST Genocide? No. Against it. In all forms. NT by Surf 10/12/2023, 10:41am PDT FYI: by Mischief Maker 10/04/2023, 7:29am PDT This area is a cesspool. I don't like it. NT by Oh 10/04/2023, 9:43am PDT oh boy syphilis by laudablepuss 09/23/2023, 5:32pm PDT Republicans so obsessed with Hunter Biden's cock they embraced gun regulation. NT by Mischief Maker 09/19/2023, 10:09pm PDT Looks like Ol' Pissjugs is stepping down as CEO by Kirahu Nagasawa 02/03/2021, 6:01am PST Inmate #P01135809 NT by Mysterio 08/24/2023, 5:29pm PDT America's Mayor! by Uhhuhuh. 08/23/2023, 3:20pm PDT Nvr4get - #BLM defaced Joan of Arc's statue in New Orleans NT by Mysterio 06/08/2020, 8:08pm PDT This is the song written for the train chase by laudablepuss 07/04/2023, 2:17pm PDT When your lawyers tell you to shut the fuck up, don't grab a ukulele. NT by Mischief Maker 06/29/2023, 4:07pm PDT US PRES IDENT by JPG Man 06/28/2023, 7:29pm PDT Oh god by laudablepuss 06/20/2023, 9:21am PDT As our immortal god-emperor is dragged to prison, let us remember... by Mischief Maker 03/30/2023, 7:46pm PDT Could you live with Pence or Chris Christie? by Let's Build Bridges 06/01/2023, 9:12pm PDT Bud Light is the worst liquid on Earth by Mysterio 04/16/2023, 8:04am PDT Should he have done it? by MM 04/27/2023, 4:52pm PDT The Onion has been embarrassingly awful lately NT by fucking moron 04/28/2023, 8:32pm PDT Fox News shitcans Tucker Carlson by Mischief Maker 04/24/2023, 10:55am PDT Foiled by King Charles clause! NT by lololololol 04/05/2023, 4:00am PDT Sometimes the stereotypes about right-wing influencers are true. by Mischief Maker 03/17/2023, 10:05am PDT teen gets accepted to 1.3 million colleges, gets $50 in scholarships by laudablepuss 03/16/2023, 9:04pm PDT New "Twitter is failing" thread by Dick Clownshoes 11/21/2022, 8:56am PST Are all you northerners surviving this bomb-ass cyclone? by E. L. Koba 12/23/2022, 2:11pm PST Oh shit! Anonymous is gonna target Elon Musk by Emperor of Mars? 06/05/2021, 9:52pm PDT Reminder: caltrop's qanon shitbags ACTUALLY BELIEVE the following NT by ACTUALLY BELIEVE 12/17/2022, 7:49pm PST Fuckboy banning links to other sites. by Elon Mush banned elonjet 12/18/2022, 11:21am PST Project Veritas captures sexual grooming of minors in public schools on video: by Belbo Jacopo 12/10/2022, 12:54pm PST body of 7 year old girl abducted by FedEx driver by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/03/2022, 1:01pm PST Introducing Meta's new AI, GALACTICA. by blackwater 11/15/2022, 4:58pm PST Anyway we're back by Donald Trump 11/15/2022, 6:31pm PST Artemis actually launched by laudablepuss 11/16/2022, 9:19am PST another shitcoin exchange (FTX) has impoded by film at 11 11/09/2022, 2:28pm PST Fuck yeah! Lula regains the presidency literally stolen from him previously! NT by Mischief Maker 10/30/2022, 7:14pm PDT So, Nordstream sabatage: Archduke Francis Ferdinand moment or no? by Walter Winchell 09/29/2022, 11:35am PDT Blond Hitler currently conspiring to build global climate sized death camps. by The Atlantic 09/26/2022, 5:07pm PDT Rumors about Xi Jinping under house arrest and/or a Chinese military coup by Counterfeit Engine Parts 09/23/2022, 2:38pm PDT CDC Drops Quarantine, Distancing Recommendations For COVID-19 NT by Time to distribute blame! 08/11/2022, 3:15pm PDT Mike Lindell got his phone taken by the FBI at a Hardee's NT by Hardee Har Har 09/15/2022, 7:08pm PDT Empirical Notes on Kissing by hacker news 05/22/2022, 11:48pm PDT Fuck me, is Ukraine going to straight-up DEFEAT Russia's military? by Mischief Maker 04/01/2022, 12:18pm PDT FBI no-knock raided Mar-a-Lago. Holy shit! NT by Mischief Maker 08/08/2022, 5:34pm PDT PACT Act passed by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/03/2022, 8:01am PDT Google engineer goes crazy, thinks AI is real by Rafiki 06/11/2022, 11:14am PDT Head of the somethingawful clan in EVE online steps down by blackwater 07/22/2022, 10:56am PDT This is now a Japanese politics site. by Tuey 07/12/2022, 7:49pm PDT Uvalde shows that Texas cops are fake tough guys by Gasoline 05/28/2022, 11:11am PDT cryptocurrency? more like craptocurrency NT by dr. no 05/11/2022, 10:24pm PDT Ope! Someone was gonna shoot Brett Kavanaugh! by Gasoline 06/08/2022, 8:13pm PDT Carmack's 'rocket' by Senor Barborito 02/05/2003, 5:41am PST Proud Boys charged with sedition. Has Joe Biden finally gone too far? NT by Gasoline 06/07/2022, 7:19am PDT Time to ban all guns. by Gasoline 05/25/2022, 10:05am PDT Time to buy coathanger futures. NT by Mischief Maker 05/02/2022, 7:46pm PDT Bernie Sanders is Metal. by Mischief Maker 05/07/2022, 5:47am PDT The following topics are banned for one year by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/10/2022, 4:37pm PDT Happy Victory Day, comrades! NT by Putin on the ritz 05/09/2022, 4:21am PDT I'm going to start a fight with the bleachers here in 3 days NT by Hysterical Losers 04/20/2022, 2:52pm PDT 7 hour gap. Hmm. NT by Nixon 03/29/2022, 9:43pm PDT Guys, I can't read but I am very successful NT by lololololol 03/28/2022, 10:07am PDT This is a good one from Home Depot by fucking moron 03/23/2022, 7:16am PDT CALTROPS will be a Climate Change site, not politics, from now on. NT by Mysterio 03/20/2022, 9:00pm PDT Mexican Invasion. A humble and earnest request by Don't kill me, the messenger 03/21/2022, 3:21pm PDT Ivan Danko's message to the Russian people. by Brody Wilder 03/17/2022, 9:47am PDT Looks like COVID hysteria is over by blackwater 03/02/2022, 5:13pm PST Ukrainians of Caltrops. What's the situation over there? NT by How can we help? 02/13/2022, 8:57am PST FLUSHIN DOCS IN THE TOILET NT by lololololol 02/23/2022, 7:19am PST I didn't know Canada was a (non-UK) monarchy! by Mischief Maker 02/21/2022, 3:52pm PST ThedaCare must be stopped. We fought a war against slavery. by Mysterio Westington 01/22/2022, 8:21am PST If you thought it was tough getting a Tinder match in Ukraine before... by Jane's Dating Services 01/30/2022, 3:01pm PST Alex Jones sure came off like a bitch today by sipping bleach 01/25/2022, 4:17pm PST Tucker Carlson wants to fuck the Green M&M. NT by That is all. 01/26/2022, 10:52am PST Justice Breyer to retire by fucking finally 01/26/2022, 10:38am PST Breaking News: Video games are social by Rafiki 01/19/2022, 11:01pm PST Blizzard has lost almost 29% of its overall active playerbase in three years by blackwater 05/18/2021, 2:29pm PDT I feel like starting a fight by Senor Barborito 01/19/2003, 6:46am PST Welfare check: ICJ, laudable by Rysteriu 01/01/2022, 9:47pm PST Happy Traitorous Scum day, fucking traitors NT by Drink Bleach It's Grate 01/06/2022, 7:12am PST Bring it on, 2022! by Mischief Maker 01/01/2022, 6:58am PST Ghislaine Maxwell didn't commit suicide NT by Just getting in ahead of the rush 12/30/2021, 1:22am PST Who's trying not to pay any attention but yet still about to throw up by laudablepuss 12/21/2021, 8:27am PST Unicron variant transforms people into Orson Wells zombies by laudablepuss 11/26/2021, 1:37pm PST Here's your fucking RIP Steve Jobs thread by Mysterio Hive Mind 11/16/2011, 9:52pm PST WP:IDIOT creates problem for himself by Yaris 12/08/2021, 5:48pm PST Give me your fake Wisconsin parade murderer takes. NT by Mysterio 11/22/2021, 1:41pm PST Give me your sincere Kyle Rittenhouse take. by Horus Truthteller 11/13/2021, 11:46am PST Insulin by JPG Man 11/20/2021, 10:55pm PST That weak load "Shaman" got 41 months in prison hahahahaah by lololololol 11/19/2021, 6:02am PST Get your money today, gamer dads? by ???? 07/16/2021, 8:24pm PDT Hackernews cretins on Assange by i_hate_goons.vbs 10/29/2021, 6:14am PDT BOMBSHELL JANUARY 6TH by TRUMP'S WARP SPEED 10/25/2021, 3:28pm PDT this made me laugh by laudablepuss 10/04/2021, 2:10pm PDT Fred I mean Robert Durst found guilty of murder by laudablepuss 09/18/2021, 9:50am PDT Today we find out uf California produces Reagan 2.0 NT by Plus Feinstein replacement pick 09/14/2021, 7:55am PDT Pfizer vaccine approved by FDA by lololololol 08/23/2021, 12:10pm PDT If any of you are in Afghanistan, it is time to leave. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/13/2021, 8:32am PDT Judge Laurence H. Silberman: disgusting blob, 1st amendment predator by bias crybaby 08/18/2021, 12:37pm PDT Trump thinks he's going to be reinstated in August by Will never stop laughing 06/03/2021, 11:47am PDT California Trannies Ban High-End Gaming PCs by Teach for Amerikkka 07/26/2021, 8:12pm PDT Rich guys race to recreate space tech from 60 years ago by Mischief Maker 07/15/2021, 5:37pm PDT So Haiti had their own 'January 6'. Wow. Thoughts and prayers. #insurrection NT by Shaved Butthole 07/08/2021, 7:37pm PDT "Taxing the wealthy" by default 07/06/2021, 11:42am PDT Bill Cosby funny again NT by Pennsylvania Supreme Court 06/30/2021, 2:41pm PDT This Palestine thing really lets simps feel superior to others. NT by discuss 05/17/2021, 11:24am PDT Michael Brooks (RIP) on Israel by Mischief Maker 05/14/2021, 5:56am PDT What the hell does "I am intersectional" mean? by Mischief CIA Spook 05/06/2021, 7:20am PDT Tech giants join call for funding U.S. chip production by Vidinfox 05/11/2021, 11:54am PDT Looks like it's going to be a long goddamn summer by Roop 05/06/2021, 12:32am PDT Happy 1st Bleach Day anniversary! by drink up! 04/23/2021, 9:46pm PDT Justice was served. Chavin guilty of all counts. NT by Ichabod 04/20/2021, 5:23pm PDT Pizza Gaetz NT by heh 04/04/2021, 12:26pm PDT I'm proud of you guys for not falling for dumb "QAnon" shit. NT by Mysterio 04/10/2021, 11:38am PDT How many underage Epstein sex slaves has Alan Dershowitz raped & mudered? NT by JEW many! 03/27/2021, 6:09am PDT Some Donnie Darko shit going on in CO today NT by laudablepuss 02/20/2021, 4:49pm PST You know shit's getting real when the Dutch trash their own bicycles. NT by Roop 01/28/2021, 3:10pm PST Outing the traitors by Mysterio Cabal 01/15/2021, 7:44pm PST Charles Barkley with the worst take on the pandemic. by Mysterio Cabal 01/15/2021, 8:09am PST Happy New Year, fags! NT by Mischief Maker 01/01/2021, 12:11am PST Have you noticed how often the female teachers who sleep with students are by really good-looking? 12/11/2020, 8:30pm PST Explosion in Nashville! WTF? by Horus Truthteller 12/25/2020, 3:30pm PST Happy War on Christmas, Comrades! by Mischief Maker 12/24/2020, 5:10pm PST Gamestop has an internal dance competition. The prize? MORE WORK! by Mischief Maker 11/06/2020, 4:55am PST Hundreds of Trump supporters stuck in the cold for hours when buses can’t by reach Omaha rally 10/28/2020, 11:55am PDT I don't vote. NT by Grebble 10/18/2020, 1:51pm PDT ...aaand Trump has Coronavirus. NT by Karma Maker 10/01/2020, 10:56pm PDT Cables to Internet: checkmate by Unbelievably Fat Man 10/09/2020, 10:56am PDT I'm just one guy by JPG Man 09/26/2020, 1:22pm PDT EMERGENCY: Jolt Country not responding by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/11/2020, 1:22am PDT Donald Trump has now gotten as many countries to recognize Israel as Carter NT by (TRUMP DUNKING OVER CRYING OBAMA) 09/11/2020, 11:06am PDT It's 9/11 rememberance day. Never Forget! by Mischief Maker 09/11/2020, 7:32am PDT Healthcare's solved by JPG Man 08/03/2020, 7:45am PDT Welcome Home! by Mischief Nightmare Fuel 07/16/2020, 5:28am PDT Roger Stone by Guy that prefers things 07/19/2020, 8:47am PDT Harry Knowles - disgusting blob, sexual predator by Rafiki 09/28/2017, 6:39pm PDT Federal agent murdered by white supremacist in drive-by shooting. by MM 06/18/2020, 6:14am PDT I am declaring this an autonomous zone by Roop 06/11/2020, 6:13pm PDT Drow and orcs are next on the chopping block NT by Mysterio 06/16/2020, 5:44pm PDT DEFUND THE POLICE NT by -----NOW----- 06/07/2020, 2:15pm PDT Jellybean game - how much did black-on-black crime go up after past #BLM riots NT by Mysterio 06/09/2020, 1:54pm PDT "13 do 50" is actually more like "6 do 55" NT by Mysterio 06/08/2020, 8:57am PDT I think they are gonna solve the Madeleine MacCann case NT by Horus Truthteller 06/08/2020, 9:50pm PDT Heroes of the 2020 Riots by Ichabod 06/01/2020, 7:36am PDT WITTGENSTEIN died of COVID-19 in Dallas County NT by Please say a brief prayer 05/05/2020, 11:49am PDT Andrew Mercado by Roop 05/30/2020, 3:14pm PDT SpaceX successfully docked at ISS by IPB 05/31/2020, 12:30pm PDT Woman responsibly wears mask before calling the cops on a birdwatching black guy by IPB 05/26/2020, 8:43pm PDT Minnesota Riots by N/A Ever 05/29/2020, 7:03am PDT (pokes head in) hey, did that PUSSY trump cry like a bitch today? NT by ahahaha 05/28/2020, 11:06am PDT Jimmy Fallon by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/26/2020, 6:28pm PDT Only libtards wear masks NT by lol 05/21/2020, 6:45pm PDT ITT, I note all the creatures that got coronatested before I did NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/23/2020, 3:41pm PDT Denver guy yells at dumb fucks that don't wash and go out by Mysterio 05/11/2020, 12:04pm PDT Great Depression-style Unemployment by Horus Truthteller 05/08/2020, 10:16am PDT Amazon VP quits due to firing activists by Horus Truthteller 05/04/2020, 8:39am PDT Anyone prepping for the coronavirus? NT by Horus Truthteller 02/28/2020, 10:51am PST BETRAYAL by NEVER 04/21/2020, 6:15am PDT An AI God Will Emerge by 2042 and Write its Own Bible by blackwater 03/26/2020, 3:38pm PDT No more Trump shit for one week NT by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/04/2020, 7:02pm PDT Rand Paul has COVID NT by wash the invisible hand 03/23/2020, 7:45am PDT "America will again, and soon, be open for business. Very soon," says Trump by blackwater 03/24/2020, 12:51pm PDT Naked photos of female lawmakers by Vested Id 10/18/2019, 11:02pm PDT Engineered bat virus stirs debate over risky research by JC Denton 03/12/2020, 5:37pm PDT When your grandparents get sick, it happened b/c you HAD to dress like Pikachu by blackwater 03/05/2020, 3:31pm PST POLL: Should we bring up how dumb Vested ID is everytime he posts? by The "Oops, Donny" Guy 02/21/2020, 11:14am PST Roger Stone is going to jail by Mischief Maker 11/15/2019, 11:49am PST So corrupt, so goddamn corrupt all the time by The "Oops, Donny" Guy 02/20/2020, 11:52am PST New pictures show Stephen Hawking enjoying the hospitality of Jeffrey Epstein by blackwater 01/10/2020, 4:23pm PST France fines Apple €25 million for slowing iPhone software by Caltrops News Network 02/07/2020, 4:10pm PST English gunman's rampage set off by Thai whore's rejection! by Quétinbec 06/06/2010, 11:15am PDT What, We Worry? by Alfred E. Neumann 10/22/2019, 11:24am PDT Bloomberg with the dumbest series of statements in modern politics by Mysterio Prime 12/05/2019, 8:43am PST deadspin writer bashes barstool for not doing what destroyed by deadspin & gawker 11/12/2019, 7:17pm PST ? Maga, can you hear me? ? NT by Eric Ciaramella 11/08/2019, 9:52pm PST Lula has been released! by Mischief Maker 11/08/2019, 6:07pm PST Gfycat guy suing people for downloading gyfs gifs by Mysterio 11/07/2019, 11:45am PST Ha ha, get a load of Richard Spencer's meltdown by Ulrachi 11/04/2019, 6:00am PST Daryl Morey, Houston Rockets, China, Hong Kong, Adam Silver. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/08/2019, 6:27am PDT iPhone turns Russian man gay by dr. no 10/05/2019, 8:35pm PDT Blood in the street, everyone speechless by Roop 10/03/2019, 5:46pm PDT Richard Stallman gets #metoo'ed by blackwater 09/16/2019, 10:33pm PDT What do you guys think about Trudeau going as cartoon characters for Halloween? NT by Ulrachi 09/20/2019, 6:02am PDT EMERGENCY: Jolt Country forum not working by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/19/2019, 9:12am PDT Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, Bolton! Phew, thank god he's out NT by Mischief Maker 09/10/2019, 9:34am PDT Trump atored as Mike Pence and it's fucking hilarious by Commander Tansin X. DARCOS? 09/10/2019, 1:40pm PDT India tries to land on the moon and fails by dr. no 09/06/2019, 3:02pm PDT Worst ator ever! NT by pinback 09/04/2019, 8:42am PDT Well Boris Johnson just ran to the queen and she suspended parliament. by Mischief Maker 08/28/2019, 4:50pm PDT Please stop putting obvious political threads in News NT by laudablepuss 08/25/2019, 8:17am PDT David Koch died. by Mischief Maker 08/23/2019, 7:41am PDT NoFlo, Antonio by Vested Id 08/20/2019, 5:56pm PDT HMMMMMM by PewDiePiechart 08/15/2019, 11:51pm PDT Andrew Yang - sko caltrops poster on the trail? by Horus Truthteller 08/15/2019, 11:49am PDT Donald Trump’s latest real estate deal: buying Greenland? by blackwater 08/15/2019, 11:05pm PDT How long until Epstein's mysterious suicide? by blackwater 07/15/2019, 1:21pm PDT Israel has seeded the moon with water bears by Blackwater 08/11/2019, 6:37pm PDT Seattle City Council cunts by Mysterio 07/27/2019, 6:28pm PDT I will bump this thread every time liberals do something NT by to own the cons 07/25/2018, 5:20pm PDT Segway company owner drives a Segway off a cliff and dies. by Jhoh Cause..... 2 09/27/2010, 5:33am PDT Back in the seventies, I never dreamed the future would look like NT by a George Kennedy movie 07/08/2019, 7:58am PDT What's Caltrops think about canceling student debt? NT by Ulrachi 06/25/2019, 11:35am PDT Microsoft unveils XBox body wash by Blackwater 06/12/2019, 11:07pm PDT Notre Dame is on fire by laudablepuss 04/15/2019, 12:25pm PDT Bernie released his taxes today. by Mischief Maker 04/15/2019, 6:30pm PDT And now by in Euronews 04/13/2019, 6:27pm PDT Do you want to see what a blue map of the US looks like? NT by Bernie's running 02/19/2019, 10:47am PST The Newspocalypse arrives at Huffpo, Buzzfeed, Yahoo News, Vice... by blackwater 02/02/2019, 4:41pm PST Paying for the wall with porn by Blackwater 01/22/2019, 3:02pm PST All crime solved in LA, onto the dine and dashers by Geryk 01/21/2019, 9:08pm PST Nice site... would be a *shave* if something happened to it... by Gillette 01/15/2019, 5:44pm PST The adventures of Randy Pitchford by THE LOCUST 01/11/2019, 5:02pm PST That woman who fucked Jhoh and wrote a New Yorker article got a book deal NT by Mmmm, Venus Gummi 01/09/2019, 1:41pm PST Twitter suspends Gavin McInnes and Proudboys accounts, no reasons given. NT by Will Trump be a 3 term president? 08/10/2018, 6:14pm PDT Is the unfunny 4chan far-right shitposter here a false flag to discredit trump? by dr. no 11/02/2018, 11:13am PDT Hey guys! What'd I miss? NT by OJ 10/01/2017, 12:58pm PDT Speaking of flags, false or otherwise by laudablepuss 10/26/2018, 12:17pm PDT Pipe bombs! Pipe bombs! Rolly-Polly Pipe Bombs! NT by Git 'er Done 10/25/2018, 5:55am PDT Synagogue massacre, birthright EO, Kanyexit by Vested Id 10/30/2018, 4:14pm PDT Trump has no idea how umbrellas work by Ulrachi 10/29/2018, 5:21pm PDT New from Japan: the future of workplace collaboration. by blackwater 10/24/2018, 5:03pm PDT ORANGE MAN BAD NT by Mischief NPC 10/22/2018, 6:43pm PDT I see shall-issue coming to Maryland probably sooner than expected by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/08/2018, 9:42pm PDT Sokal squared by blackwater 10/05/2018, 12:53pm PDT Mexico passes new anti-meme law by blackwater 10/05/2018, 12:42pm PDT Saw a pretty substantial car accident yesterday by laudablepuss 09/28/2018, 8:42am PDT Paypal banning Alex Jones for no reason will be the downfall of PayPal NT by I hate Comcast 09/22/2018, 2:22pm PDT I will bump this thread every time conservatives do something NT by to own the libs 07/25/2018, 5:20pm PDT Beto/Cruz debate impressions by to own the cons 09/21/2018, 5:51pm PDT Mischief Maker's Porn Habits Should Bar Him From Working With Vulnerable POC NT by Lib faggot 09/19/2018, 1:28am PDT How the "Statue of Liberty" cost the US Postal Service over 3 million dollars by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/17/2018, 9:32am PDT CNN. by Elon Blunt 09/15/2018, 12:36am PDT speaking of magic, did an evil wizard summon Florence? by laudablepuss 09/14/2018, 10:27am PDT The Patriarchy broke my racket. NT by Serena Williams 09/08/2018, 9:20pm PDT Any newspaper will let (Jewish) women publish an essay about anything by Mysterio 09/08/2018, 6:32am PDT InfoWars just got deplatformed. by Eury 08/06/2018, 10:21pm PDT GOP leaders grill Facebook and Twitter execs over allegations of censorship by blackwater 09/06/2018, 2:48pm PDT It's Cohen down by Vested Id 08/21/2018, 6:42pm PDT Ajit Pai admits he lied about a DDoS during the Net Neutrality comment period. by Mischief Strawman 08/11/2018, 11:39am PDT Let's turn away from partisan bickering and consider the important question by blackwater 08/10/2018, 4:48pm PDT Bring back Space Ghost Coast to Coast by We need it 08/08/2018, 7:20pm PDT Funding secured, bitches! by Elon Musk 08/08/2018, 4:29pm PDT Boeing's new hypersonic plane, can anyone say "flying Edsel" by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/15/2018, 10:54pm PDT Happy Independance Day err I mean Independence Day by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/04/2018, 5:38pm PDT Can we have someone check on John McAfee? by He's acting crazier than usual 06/24/2018, 1:49pm PDT My trip to IKEA and free items. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/03/2018, 6:00pm PDT Happy (June 5) birthday Kathleen Kennedy. Thanks for ruining Star Wars. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/19/2018, 9:43pm PDT Who wants to defend our new family-separating border policy NT by laudablepuss 06/15/2018, 3:13pm PDT SIEG ZEON by to own the libs 06/20/2018, 11:28pm PDT Who wants to defend our new "seperate but equal" space force? NT by laudablepuss 06/19/2018, 8:11pm PDT DC goes crazy as Caps win Stanley Cup by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/07/2018, 9:27pm PDT Woman making fake rape charge against cop gets away with it by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/28/2018, 6:54pm PDT Technocracy by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/31/2018, 12:35pm PDT Well, not motherfucking, but what about cousin fucking? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/15/2018, 11:12am PDT The Santa Fe School Shooter was a pussy by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/22/2018, 6:53pm PDT The Oxford English Dictionary is the Hotel California for words by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/21/2018, 2:47pm PDT You Tube is Huge, and Morgan Stanley says so by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/22/2018, 6:27pm PDT Guy pwns United Parcel Service, gets their mail for months by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/17/2018, 8:51am PDT Forget Joe Arpaio; conviction, pardon, it doesn't matter by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/17/2018, 8:11am PDT Is there life elsewhere in the universe? Probably yes, but... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/16/2018, 11:52am PDT Reddit finally banned r/shoplifting NT by I wonder what was the last straw? 03/21/2018, 8:35pm PDT Dankula guilty: welcome to world's biggest shithole: Great Britain by Eury 03/20/2018, 7:14pm PDT Ha ha ha, fucking Rubio and Grossman are gonna fix society cos of GAYMES by lolololol 03/08/2018, 8:02pm PST Mom vs Google by laudablepuss 03/22/2018, 1:40pm PDT Elon Musk builds a flamethrower by blackwater 01/29/2018, 11:37pm PST Salon now mines coins on your PC if you visit with ad blocker. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/13/2018, 6:20am PST Joe Arpaio had no idea the pardon was an admission of guilt. by Judge Barry 01/14/2018, 10:31am PST Steven Seagal runs like a rapist. NT by Worm 01/13/2018, 10:59am PST Ah, Christmas-time. Let's all have a homecooked Chinese pie by Mysterio Lollerson 12/23/2017, 4:04pm PST How badly do you want to punch this man? by bad? 12/14/2017, 2:19pm PST So that "Cat Person" article is about Jhoh, right? by E. L. Koba 12/12/2017, 5:30pm PST Scott Adams gets into the cryptocurrency biz by blackwater 11/26/2017, 9:14pm PST Worst defense story ever? by fabio 10/09/2017, 2:32am PDT This is how I always pictured Veronica by elephant 09/20/2017, 9:44am PDT What if we just say igga? NT by Worm 09/22/2017, 1:05pm PDT Portland slides further into Portlandia skit by fabio "food leader" 05/29/2017, 10:56am PDT Surface details of Antares, motherfuckers! by Mischief Maker 08/24/2017, 4:58am PDT Hey, guess who turned out to be a Nazi? by I need clarification 08/20/2017, 4:45pm PDT I downloaded Gab the other day and now it's off the Google store by Mysterio 08/17/2017, 10:41pm PDT It's important to name this foul evil appropriately. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/12/2017, 2:11pm PDT Guys! Guys! Check out my huge dick! Now forget about that last botched strike! NT by Trump, desperate for headlines 04/13/2017, 7:25pm PDT I really though Obama wiretapped him. Sorta disappointed now. NT by Grebble 03/13/2017, 8:42pm PDT The Russians have cyber attacked the U.S. by leonid24 12/30/2016, 8:22am PST I'm taking as many celebrities with me to the very end! NT by 2016 12/26/2016, 8:53am PST Any of you guys get stung by this one? by Taking a poll. I mean, "pole" HEH 12/17/2016, 12:01am PST Why should I give a fuck about forcing trannies to use the correct bathroom? NT by Hi, bo news! 05/31/2016, 7:49pm PDT Entire internet history viewable by UK government in a few weeks by John Gulp 11/24/2016, 6:27pm PST Debate Update: NT by We are so fucked 09/26/2016, 6:36pm PDT What, nobody discussing the Commander 'n Chief forum The Donald fucked up? NT by Wow, just Wow 09/08/2016, 2:23pm PDT What is Aleppo? NT by pinback 09/08/2016, 2:22pm PDT Dumbest non-Trump story so far this year? by laudablepuss 09/08/2016, 2:41pm PDT Ban guns NT by Mysterio 06/12/2016, 8:46pm PDT Allies of liberalism commit more culturally enriching diversity in France. by ja 07/26/2016, 8:20pm PDT fox fucking news the only source of a half-decent take on Turkey, what the fuck by Welcome to Omsk 07/17/2016, 7:45am PDT I'm a bad person for laughing at this story by Horrible Misogynist 07/25/2016, 7:33am PDT Well, that wasn't very... Nice! NT by http://bit.ly/1nyOjyi 07/15/2016, 10:48am PDT 5 police officers sniped dead in Dallas at BLM protests NT by skip 07/08/2016, 7:08am PDT Did you buy anything vaguely computery between 1998 and 2002? by The Happiness Engine 03/10/2014, 4:44pm PDT How did you British guys and g-- guys vote in the referendum? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/23/2016, 9:20pm PDT Step 1 in getting liberals to commit suicide. by ja 06/24/2016, 12:10am PDT Should Pope Francis Resign? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/17/2016, 8:53pm PDT RIP NT by Orlando 06/12/2016, 8:56pm PDT Elon Musk is an idiot who shaves his nose and thinks we're in the Matrix by Roop 06/04/2016, 11:44pm PDT Switzerland rejects universal basic income by landslide, Bernie bros feel bern NT by 8) 06/05/2016, 3:27pm PDT Muhammad Ali's Punching Out NT by B| 06/04/2016, 1:22am PDT Fuck the election, where do you side on pro-/anti- gorilla shooting by Rafiki 05/31/2016, 3:17pm PDT Biotech CEO's net worth re-evaluated from $4.5 Billion to Zero by Vested Id 06/01/2016, 3:30pm PDT The NRA's latest funding idea: scare people about Hillary's Anti-Gun record & by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 04/22/2016, 8:20pm PDT Gawker still giant pieces of shit by fabio 03/07/2016, 9:51am PST Leftism by ja 02/18/2016, 9:29pm PST YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! by Antonin Scalia R.I.P 02/13/2016, 7:21pm PST US spooks build robo-bomber to kill pakis based on PRISM metadata, name it SKYNE by Welcome to Omsk 02/16/2016, 11:10am PST FUCK! by Alan Rickman :( 01/14/2016, 10:52am PST Go to Forbes with AdBlock on and salt the earth with their tears NT by Dankvalley 12/30/2015, 12:09am PST Happy Back to the Future day! by 8======D 10/21/2015, 9:43am PDT JPMorgan Chase bank wants to learn about bitcoin by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/16/2015, 9:22am PDT Can someone explain the Iran nuclear deal to me? by Ashamed 09/09/2015, 8:42am PDT We don't die, we multiply by Richard Heene, Jason Russell 08/23/2015, 4:31am PDT Dividing People by Roop 06/25/2015, 10:48pm PDT Eat Fresh! by Worm 08/04/2015, 10:46am PDT (chugs Ouzo) FUCK YOU EUROPE I CAN DO WHAT I WANT (barf) NT by Greece 07/05/2015, 11:50am PDT I want Donald Trump to win by Mysterio 07/15/2015, 4:44pm PDT Most infuriating headline ever? by Huffington Post 07/06/2015, 9:23pm PDT RIPPED FROM TODAY'S HEADLINES: USA CHALLENGES JAPAN TO GIANT ROBOT DUEL by serial malcontent 06/30/2015, 1:32pm PDT Congrats Caltrops, you outlasted Reddit NT by Vested Id 07/03/2015, 3:34am PDT fags NT by supreme court 06/26/2015, 9:17am PDT FTC busts first Kickstarter creator for wasting people's money by WITTGENSTEIN 06/11/2015, 2:22pm PDT Must be hard being a Paragon when your mom is full Renegade! by Worm 06/10/2015, 11:54pm PDT The only true brave ballsy punk rock rebellion that exists in 2015. by kate leth 05/19/2015, 6:28pm PDT If you don't finish the crust, you should go to jail for just that. by The Breadman 05/21/2015, 10:13pm PDT CHOO by COOX 05/04/2015, 8:24am PDT Dead man gaming: 32yo dies after 3-day non-stop marathon in Taiwan internet cafe by serial malcontent 01/19/2015, 11:35pm PST Another victory for multiculturalism. by kate leth 01/07/2015, 9:12am PST NYPD received death threats. Anythone who now disagress with them is a criminal. NT by Gawker 12/22/2014, 3:58am PST 21 (+12) by Bill Cosby Count 12/06/2014, 7:47am PST Bypassing robot hookers to go full VR? by fabio 12/20/2014, 12:53pm PST Fursecution just got real by fabio 12/07/2014, 5:40pm PST Maybe Rolling Stone should do articles on Radiohead, not rape. NT by C-Dog 12/06/2014, 2:56pm PST Evidence exonerates cop who shot mike brown ayy lmao by kate leth 10/22/2014, 11:52pm PDT Ralph Baer, inventor of the videogame console, died. by Mischief Maker 12/08/2014, 7:25am PST Let's have a conversation about race here on Caltrops NT by A message from Caltrops Cares 08/15/2014, 5:53pm PDT Marketing company threatens Emma Watson, blames 4chan, demands internet censorsh by Rafiki 09/24/2014, 9:19am PDT Joan Rivers died. NT by Mischief Maker 09/05/2014, 11:34am PDT RAW FOLEY VIDEO FOOTAGE by WARNING: VERY GRAPHIC 08/19/2014, 5:06pm PDT Quite surprising by laudablepuss 08/11/2014, 4:07pm PDT Remember, if you circumcise your baby, just kill yourself instead! NT by Brad Edwards 04/18/2014, 10:10pm PDT James Garner kicks, time to watch Support Your Local Sheriff again NT by laudablepuss 07/21/2014, 10:17am PDT Yo! raises a million dollars of VC funding by blackwater 06/18/2014, 11:21pm PDT I don't think I can call anyone a fag anymore. by conflictNo 01/07/2003, 1:17pm PST Please remember to change your passwords. NT by Bradley Svedka. 04/11/2014, 10:46am PDT Cancelling the Redskins trademark by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/18/2014, 8:43pm PDT Video of Donald Sterling tapes released by fabio 06/15/2014, 10:30am PDT Holy FUCK. Not even anti-government/corporate, really. by Senor Barborito 04/30/2003, 11:59am PDT OKCupid telling people to stop using Firefox! Hahah! by OUTRAGED CITIZEN OUTRAGED 04/01/2014, 12:08pm PDT Ick by laudablepuss 03/26/2014, 4:42pm PDT Hitchens is in a pretty awkward conversation with Mother Teresa and Jesus Christ NT by Fullofkitttens 12/16/2011, 8:44am PST Oderus Urungus is dead NT by fuck fuck FUCK! 03/24/2014, 3:48pm PDT Funny thing happened yesterday in Ukraine by WITTGENSTEIN 03/01/2014, 6:05pm PST Nice looking travel points card offer for high-spend customers- Must hurry by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/13/2014, 5:16am PST China raises bar for inspiring dystopian cyberpunk games by stupid rookie 01/30/2014, 11:47am PST The Christmas story by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 12/25/2011, 8:09am PST Funcom investigated for making shitty MMO's by WITTGENSTEIN 01/29/2014, 7:09pm PST Video of the year so soon? by fabio 01/10/2014, 12:57pm PST Emergency notice: Potential Velveeta Shortage by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/08/2014, 5:31am PST 20 years, bitches! NT by Nancy Kerrigan's destroyed knee 01/06/2014, 6:29am PST Happy Halloween! by Mischief Maker 10/31/2013, 9:51pm PDT Everyone in the news are fucking idiots. by Worm 08/27/2013, 9:12am PDT Yuppies are ruining San Francisco and Silicon Valley by WITTGENSTEIN 09/20/2013, 10:03pm PDT The US: Literally for babies by Rafiki 10/13/2013, 11:33am PDT Keep your enemies close, but don't buy from them:Mickey D's stops using Heinz by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/25/2013, 6:24pm PDT Domain Name Reg: 50c each, up to 3; Today Only: 1/2 price hosting, or both by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/22/2013, 7:55am PDT Fukushima outcry is bullshit, news media terrible, Foreign Affairs only reliable by newsrag - fucking newbie 10/03/2013, 4:57am PDT So, have the stupid feminists on Gawker gutted PA's public image yet? by fucking newbie 09/21/2013, 11:29am PDT Let's take bets on who'll win the Gawker "Least Privileged Minority" ladder by WITTGENSTEIN 09/25/2013, 6:12pm PDT Putin shows preachy facet in 9/11 NY times op-ed, no sense of irony/futility by fucking newbie 09/12/2013, 9:49am PDT John McCain played poker at work by Souffle of Pain 09/04/2013, 8:22pm PDT Report from the Game Developers Conference by I need clarification 03/11/2003, 12:29pm PST Ballmer got fired NT by Brandon Flick 08/25/2013, 10:31pm PDT Sister from That 70s Show dead by Am I goin to die? 08/15/2013, 3:37pm PDT Moore, Oklahoma is now No More, Anywhere by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/21/2013, 6:41pm PDT The KTVU report on the pilot names for the crashed airliner that were wrong by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/16/2013, 11:05am PDT Some Italian freelancer files stories from Aleppo, deserves everything Anita got by fucking newbie 07/12/2013, 5:45am PDT Anyone against stand your ground laws is a fucking child. by Mysterio 06/14/2012, 12:14pm PDT It was nakedly a robbery, nothing less by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/12/2013, 9:40am PDT Two news items for the 4th of July by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/05/2013, 4:15am PDT Tax law can be really exciting! I suspect you think so too. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/26/2013, 2:07pm PDT So Massachusetts had an interesting 3rd party candidate today by Live from Watertown 06/25/2013, 11:08pm PDT Edward Snowden by The Internet 06/10/2013, 7:46am PDT Man butchered in London...those sick animals must pay. by Chillum 05/22/2013, 7:32pm PDT Waaaah! waaah! We're infamous for tax evasion and the IRS did its job! Waaah! NT by Tea Party groups 05/17/2013, 3:07pm PDT Breaking news: The Sun rose this morning! Film at 8, 9, 10, 2, 5, and 11! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/13/2013, 5:06am PDT Thatcher died. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/08/2013, 4:02pm PDT It's an item about the insipiency OF THE NEWS. How is it NOT fucking news? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/18/2013, 10:26pm PDT damn by god 05/17/2013, 11:06pm PDT Now, this college class was a *real* easy A! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/09/2013, 4:00pm PDT Oh, this is killing me. Or maybe it won't. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/09/2013, 1:18am PDT Nice try, faggots, but we're gonna wait until 100 kids get killed before NT by considering any new gun laws. 12/14/2012, 11:16am PST if the bombs had had guns they could have protected themselves from the NT by turrists 04/15/2013, 3:04pm PDT Did something happen in Fort Worth? by WITTGENSTEIN 04/28/2013, 5:37pm PDT I have found the woman who shall be my true bride by Bruce Willis 04/18/2013, 8:35am PDT This is the saddest article I ever read. by Zsenitan 02/09/2008, 2:39am PST My condolences go out to the Cable family. by Worm 04/15/2013, 12:00pm PDT Happy Blue Wish Resurrection day, everybody! NT by Mischief Shai-hulud 03/31/2013, 3:34pm PDT Turns out being the head of an institutionalized child rapery is hard. by Mischief Mephistopheles 02/11/2013, 6:39pm PST This just in: A cop killer has been killed by the cops. Poetic justice or Irony? NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/14/2013, 5:01pm PST ex-cop Chris Dorner on rampage by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/08/2013, 11:50am PST The most hipster news story ever? by fabio 02/03/2013, 4:56pm PST Reddit founder commits suicide by Entropy Stew 01/12/2013, 11:24pm PST The megaupload guy is back by Mischief Maker 01/20/2013, 10:51am PST A petition is a fun way to become involved in your government! by Roop 12/22/2012, 6:40pm PST "They" were gonna kill the "leaders" of the Occupy movement by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/30/2012, 3:44pm PST Cool new story idea from the world of super hero comics by laudablepuss 12/27/2012, 10:33am PST Why is Yahoo such a concentration of conservative shitbags? by re: 12/21/2012, 6:28pm PST I'll be forwarding this joke to CODCO. by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 11/28/2012, 7:20pm PST A reckoning for contact sports by Mysterio 12/02/2012, 9:59pm PST I was cooler than most people realize by Larry Hagman 11/24/2012, 11:00am PST John McAfee wanted on suspicion of murder in Belize by WITTGENSTEIN 11/23/2012, 9:33pm PST Hey, what does Michael Brown have to say about Hurricane Sandy by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/30/2012, 6:53pm PDT Aahahahahaha you fucking turd by America 10/17/2012, 12:53pm PDT So Exiled turned into Something Awful by fabio 09/11/2012, 8:13pm PDT I don't know if this is news or qt3 shit by jeep 09/06/2012, 6:58pm PDT OH GOD MY FACE NT by Marc Summers 08/18/2012, 5:07pm PDT Aaaahahahaahahaha NT by Paul Ryan's yearbook 08/12/2012, 9:35pm PDT First I came for the not Police & Firefighter public workers, motherfucker! by Scott Walker 08/06/2012, 8:57pm PDT How 'bout something happy for a change? by Mischief Maker 08/01/2012, 7:43am PDT Look out, everyone. EA Released Ebola 2K12. by dante 07/31/2012, 8:21pm PDT Paterno's record gets taken away by skip 07/23/2012, 3:11pm PDT I guess there was some exciting murder last night :( by laudablepuss 07/20/2012, 9:30am PDT creexul I think I found you a job by jeep 07/19/2012, 2:11pm PDT Keep us informed of Tuesday's vote, MM. Or we'll all think less of you. by Imperial Walker 06/03/2012, 7:23pm PDT RIP Ray Bradbury by Oom Shnibble 06/06/2012, 8:35am PDT People have different ways of dealing with the death of a beloved pet. by Mischief Maker 06/05/2012, 6:47am PDT Using Passwords and "Swordfish" by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/23/2012, 8:02am PDT Charles Taylor convicted on all counts of War Crimes & Crimes Against Humanity by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/26/2012, 11:05am PDT Tax day moves to April 17 this year by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/15/2012, 1:20am PDT Lieberman on Fox news about the Secret Service scandal by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/22/2012, 11:08pm PDT Dunkin Donuts steak, egg & cheese bagel vs. McDonalds steak, egg & cheese bagel by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/11/2012, 3:57pm PDT Happy Easter, fags! by Mischief Maker 04/08/2012, 2:10pm PDT Taco Bell's new Doritos nacho cheese crunchy tacos by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/20/2012, 11:26am PDT Raunchy and sick sex joke by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/20/2012, 5:49am PST Ron White, Comedian by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/08/2012, 7:47pm PST Top 10 reasons Xanax is hard to quit by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/17/2012, 4:42pm PST Reagan.flv by Biff Naked 02/16/2012, 9:58pm PST Who the hell would want to be a Lung Cancer Advocate? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/06/2012, 10:16am PST Holy shit, Internet Blackout!!?? by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/17/2012, 9:54am PST Just when I went to DL the 3 Angels Future Pinball table... by Megaupload shut down by the FBI 01/19/2012, 3:18pm PST In Opposition to SOPA and PIPA by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 01/17/2012, 2:03pm PST I liked Scott Walker better when he was a second-rate crooner NT by Fullofkittens 02/21/2011, 9:19am PST 30 Years Ago, Tomorrow by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 01/12/2012, 8:41pm PST new games website by jeep 01/04/2012, 12:49pm PST Former Sen. Arlen Spector is now a stand-up comedian by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 12/28/2011, 12:12pm PST Time for game companies to abandon online accounts for anything by Rafiki 12/23/2011, 1:54pm PST Discovering Autistm by E. L. Koba 12/15/2011, 11:14pm PST Cooney & Conway are a bunch of lying bastards, because they're lawyers of course by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 12/15/2011, 7:32pm PST Travelocity: Major Dick Factor! by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 11/22/2011, 11:51am PST Raise a glass, nerds, there were none better. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/12/2011, 7:29pm PDT #ows by This is Chris's Blood 11/15/2011, 10:19am PST Another stupid politician: Willard Mitt Romney by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 10/22/2011, 11:23am PDT October 2011: worst month ever to be a computing pioneer? NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/25/2011, 10:59am PDT Why are some ad things so stupid? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 10/12/2011, 6:32am PDT What's Monty Cantsin up to? by Choson 10/04/2011, 12:22pm PDT Bank err I mean Stank of America screws everyone over again by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 10/03/2011, 7:17pm PDT Steve Jobs resigns, to live out his last day(s?) with his family. by Fullofkittens 08/24/2011, 4:59pm PDT Now L.L. Bean is offering free shipping by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 09/25/2011, 4:49pm PDT Bachmann calls out Perry on resident tuition for illegal aliens by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 10/01/2011, 7:09am PDT Team Sp00ky's streaming gear stolen by homeland security by Entropy Stew 09/28/2011, 10:06am PDT Women in Saudia Arabia can now vote, says the King by Mysterious Stranger 09/25/2011, 2:48pm PDT Troy Davis to fry in two hours; looks like the barbecue will go on schedule by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 09/21/2011, 2:24pm PDT Headline of the decade by the wire 09/20/2011, 7:25am PDT Well, it's not his mother, but by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 09/15/2011, 3:23am PDT I know the spanish! by Miguel Bloombito 08/29/2011, 1:35pm PDT I missed the part where SB tried to sabotaged Wikileaks by Mysterio 08/24/2011, 9:09am PDT Slate is the second-worst publication in the Washington Post company by WITTGENSTEIN 05/25/2011, 7:23pm PDT Fucking 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse fucking up freeway traffic! NT by Mischief Maker 05/21/2011, 9:37am PDT This should explain everything by laudablepuss 03/30/2011, 9:53am PDT They've fished a few turds out of the recycled cesspool of the Royals' Gene Pool NT by Mischief Maker 04/29/2011, 9:21am PDT Japanese cartoon explains radiation in an unintentionally comical way by WITTGENSTEIN 03/17/2011, 4:19pm PDT Did the tsunami kill pissdrinker or tiem rogrses? NT by fake creexul-like thing 03/15/2011, 10:38pm PDT whichcharlie.com by E. L. Koba 03/02/2011, 5:37pm PST Presenting the long-lost Third Shitposterio Brother by haha 03/01/2011, 6:03pm PST Libya by Mysterio 02/21/2011, 9:07pm PST Mubarak resigned! by laudablepuss 02/11/2011, 10:28am PST Ahhhhh enjoying the new, smaller government of the GOP. spit take WHAAAA by Jon Stewart 01/24/2011, 8:31pm PST Wikileaks by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/28/2010, 11:49pm PST Creepy fucking mutant and possible Goon shoots 18, kills 6 by WITTGENSTEIN 01/10/2011, 3:43pm PST free games by bombMexico 12/15/2010, 1:38am PST PS3 unveiled by Fussbett 05/16/2005, 8:27pm PDT Nutrition professor discovers miracle weight loss secret by Jerry Whorebach 11/17/2010, 6:04pm PST Requesting anyone effected by the 4loko ban to live blog. NT by Worm 11/10/2010, 6:14pm PST Call of Duty Black Ops sells more than the bible by Worm 11/11/2010, 8:40am PST The Cables are gone! It's PINBACK'S WORLD NOW!!! by Pinback 11/03/2010, 2:23pm PDT garbage day I mean purple day. by -THE CABLES- 10/20/2010, 10:54pm PDT Great moments in CNN writing by laudablepuss 10/20/2010, 8:45am PDT Kotaku readers get call bullshit on Kotaku's non-stop shilling of Naughty Bear by Worm 09/27/2010, 6:39pm PDT Anyone else getting their news exclusively from the Next Media Animation youtube by Worm 09/22/2010, 1:29am PDT edmonton destroyed by falling meteorite by Sword of Justice 09/19/2010, 6:00am PDT Oh Eric by Cannibal Dave 09/17/2010, 2:45am PDT mohommadiddlydans still support violence against artists by Sword of Justice 09/15/2010, 7:08pm PDT The last of our combat troops have left Iraq. by laudablepuss 08/18/2010, 4:02pm PDT Wikileaks SIGACT's leaker by E. L. Koba 07/26/2010, 7:45pm PDT HI-RESOLUTION VIDEOS OF 9/11 by HI-RESOLUTION VIDEOS OF 9/11 12/17/2004, 9:59pm PST Semi-literate unemployed libertarian drives around on welfare dollars by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/13/2010, 12:48pm PDT The Arizona Immigration Bill is a little racist, isn't it? NT by Mr. 3000 and his blob 05/21/2010, 10:07pm PDT hackers reveal the entire global warming scam, someone is punching a door NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/21/2009, 12:41am PST G8/20 weekend was really awful, annoying. by mark 06/28/2010, 6:54pm PDT More evil from the boys at WSJ by Noi Dau Don 06/22/2010, 1:16pm PDT THE NEW SEXTING CRAZE THAT'S SWEEPING THE WORLD by Jhoh Cause..... 2 06/15/2010, 6:00pm PDT Well I can't find Jerry's(?) link, but that hot banker might be crazy by Last 06/15/2010, 10:57am PDT The Israelis were completely out of line by Grebble 06/05/2010, 2:45pm PDT moot's talk at TED, online by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/02/2010, 12:03pm PDT Way too old to be news, yet still hilarious. by Noi Dau Don 05/28/2010, 1:53am PDT Fishgrease's booming school by Noi Dau Don 05/28/2010, 1:51am PDT Retarded NY terrorist guy by laudablepuss 05/04/2010, 9:23am PDT Big news!!! HUGE news!!! by Rafiki 03/31/2010, 1:20pm PDT Yep by Ricky Martin 03/29/2010, 3:25pm PDT Gamerdates by Lizard_King 03/22/2010, 9:58pm PDT Enjoying my tax funded healthcare! NT by Gotcha! 03/22/2010, 2:29pm PDT Glenn Beck tells the TRUTH even if we aren't prepared to hear it! by Godwin Maker 03/19/2010, 9:06pm PDT news, this is actual news (race warriors committing to the race war in progress) by irony 02/17/2010, 5:22pm PST Project Megan 3 by Noah Cross 03/14/2010, 11:12pm PDT Brother's moving to Australia, friend lost her job, still surrounded by assholes by laudablepuss 03/09/2010, 4:31pm PST nVidia retracts GPU-killing 196.75 drivers by Entropy Stew 03/05/2010, 10:14am PST Drop it like it's a baby by Worm 03/01/2010, 2:16pm PST PSN goes down, no one notices by Lizard_King 02/28/2010, 8:09pm PST things the msm likes: global warming alarmism, people dying, persuasion by irony 02/28/2010, 12:15pm PST No Gods, No Moderators by Worm 02/24/2010, 6:32am PST Nyews woyp. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/22/2010, 3:22am PST Duke Lacrosse Rape Accuser Charged with Attempted Murder by irony 02/20/2010, 2:46pm PST best in show by up with pod people 02/18/2010, 9:19pm PST Theodore is the child of innocence by Theodore is the child of innocence 02/05/2010, 12:30pm PST More anal sex for fifth graders. by Noi Dau Don 02/12/2010, 10:49am PST Panic room saves Mohammed cartoonist from potential axe murderer by Lizard_King 01/03/2010, 8:23am PST Death Cat by Mischief Maker 02/01/2010, 12:08am PST The Poe Toaster did not show this year by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/23/2010, 11:34pm PST danny glover adds his INSIGHT into the haiti earthquake: global warming by irony 01/15/2010, 1:59pm PST "Dog picked lock," claims hospital by FABIO 01/14/2010, 9:22pm PST brits travel further past orwell's dystopia, arresting people for rhyming a word by irony 01/13/2010, 10:01pm PST We need to send our biological weapon QB to China by Choson 01/12/2010, 4:15pm PST Hey, they finally made a sexbot by Rafiki 01/12/2010, 9:37am PST Finally, a dating site for Caltrops by Rafiki 01/05/2010, 8:18am PST Today is the day I declare things GAY by irony 01/04/2010, 11:35am PST organically grown food is fucking gay by irony 01/04/2010, 9:07am PST obama lets another terrorist commit terrorism in america by irony 12/30/2009, 7:15pm PST guy spotted naked inside his own home by peeping mom, 1984 shit ensues by irony 12/22/2009, 9:50pm PST Switzerland to ban minarets by Fuck neutrality 11/29/2009, 5:11am PST first official justifiable tent city: "obamaville" by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/12/2009, 11:41pm PST Proofreading? PSH by Bodybag 12/10/2009, 5:53pm PST giant increase of private jet travel to the copenhagen climate change summit by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/07/2009, 8:16pm PST climate fraud professor gets trolled hard put away wet by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/06/2009, 5:28pm PST navy SEALs capture terrorist leader, obama has SEAL team arrested by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/24/2009, 5:45pm PST Ruminations on the Criminal Justice System. by Mischief Maker 11/18/2009, 2:17pm PST Woman beaten for being fat. by Zsenitan 10/24/2009, 10:38am PDT motherfucking water on the motherfucking moon by up with pod people 11/14/2009, 3:20pm PST british police arrest veteran for handing in a discarded gun by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/12/2009, 3:07pm PST BLACK FRIDAY DEAD POOL by Rafiki 11/11/2009, 9:38pm PST obama is blind to terrorism, fort hood pays the price for his incompetence by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/12/2009, 1:20pm PST obama's presidency is becoming more and more like those star wars prequels by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/08/2009, 10:20am PST leftism officially fails, venezuela bans video games by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/06/2009, 2:34am PST west nile is now a national emergency... I mean sars, no wait I mean ebola no wh by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/24/2009, 5:01pm PDT im a naughty vampire guy by gruman 10/31/2009, 4:28pm PDT news story reaction award winners: burn children for food stamps edition by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/23/2009, 5:46am PDT 4chan orders 50$ of pizza as a present to weather balloon family by Fortinbras 10/21/2009, 3:42pm PDT Woman Wins Econ Nobel by E. L. Koba 10/20/2009, 11:12am PDT Glenn Beck doesn't understand things. by Fussbett 07/03/2006, 7:28pm PDT Sex offenders living in tent cities (in America!) by Zsenitan 09/28/2009, 10:03am PDT Women: Pros and Cons by Entropy Stew 09/15/2009, 9:32am PDT Pedobear on Oregon Children's Theater Costume Sale Flyer, universe lolls, high f by Zsenitan 09/23/2009, 10:22am PDT Wii Player Demographics: Children, Cops Executing Hazardous Search Warrants by Fortinbras 09/22/2009, 10:41am PDT Reclaimed Arab land over. Quentin Beck broke with Brit roommates. by FABIO 09/16/2009, 8:51pm PDT RFC 1149 finally implemented. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/11/2009, 6:57am PDT Give me the biggest star in the world, you smash his pancreas, he'll drop like a by Ray of Light 09/16/2009, 12:29am PDT Dont copy that floppy 2 by H1N1 09/09/2009, 11:57am PDT Joe Francis explains business to stupid jury via PowerPoint by Fussbett 08/27/2009, 3:03pm PDT Japanese Men: The new woman? by Fussbett 11/20/2007, 12:04am PST This is why I hate Foreign Policy magazine by Fortinbras 08/20/2009, 7:06pm PDT What's a synonym for "That's so _________"? by Fortinbras 08/17/2009, 1:32pm PDT RIP Patrick Stewart :( by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/17/2009, 1:36pm PDT Glenn crossing his eyes at the end is a nice touch by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/01/2009, 12:23am PDT Are the Cables into gardening yet? by FABIO 08/12/2009, 3:00pm PDT I've finally figured it out by A Crazy Person 08/01/2009, 10:31pm PDT Red Eye outraged about breastfeeding doll............................. in Spain. by Fussbett 08/07/2009, 11:37pm PDT Motherfucking News! by Fussbett 08/03/2009, 4:55pm PDT Let's read about India by Quétinbec 07/29/2009, 6:33pm PDT Man sentenced to 25 years for kidnapping, torture: "That bitch drove me crazy." by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/30/2009, 9:41am PDT AT&T blocks /b/ by Entropy Stew 07/26/2009, 6:10pm PDT australian pigs taser a man doused in gasoline by Weyoun Voidbringer 07/22/2009, 5:07am PDT Case against mother who made fake Myspace name tossed, Caltrops can rest easy by Fortinbras 07/03/2009, 10:04am PDT IBM Taken Over by Red China by Fussbett 12/08/2004, 8:22pm PST Phone phreaker gets 11 years for being an incredibly petulant little bastard by Fortinbras 06/30/2009, 10:06pm PDT manbearpig doesn't stand a chance, and neither does the american taxpayer by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/27/2009, 2:19am PDT reason.tv presents blushing animu whore next to obama (oh and our lost decade) by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/23/2009, 7:59pm PDT america supports the iranian dissidents by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/19/2009, 1:50pm PDT Asshole neighbor cranks his porn up to 11, plays audio out the window at kids by Fortinbras 06/24/2009, 4:09pm PDT canada, land of milk/honey/despotism by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/21/2009, 4:51pm PDT newsweek goes beyond just being a shitty socialist propaganda rag, to insanity by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/20/2009, 4:32pm PDT This forum needs an overhall. IMO by New USER 06/16/2009, 1:52am PDT Bill O'Reilly goes after "David After Dentist" father. by Fussbett 06/07/2009, 6:13pm PDT SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM (obligatory joke) by laudablepuss 06/09/2009, 4:48pm PDT Is the Onion funny again? by FABIO 01/09/2009, 1:00pm PST Hizbullah Loses Lebanon Elections (pro westerner's win) by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/07/2009, 4:57pm PDT obama vs human nature, by the great victor davis hanson by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/07/2009, 5:28pm PDT Chinese Umbrella Defense by Fussbett 06/05/2009, 9:26pm PDT Obama winning hearts and minds in Arab world. by Fussbett 06/04/2009, 5:31pm PDT cheny is now more popular than pelosi by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/05/2009, 1:13pm PDT Wiki[edia bans Scientology. Cult-off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Zsenitan 05/28/2009, 6:03pm PDT Donald Rumsfeld as graphic designer by Fussbett 05/20/2009, 5:19pm PDT 13-year-old UK boy did not knock up his babysitter after all. by Last 05/19/2009, 2:07pm PDT Swine flu parties. by Zsenitan 05/19/2009, 9:10am PDT Got anyone for me to sue? NT by Mischief Maker 05/15/2009, 5:14pm PDT When is it acceptible to beat your wife in Saudi Arabia? by Fussbett 05/11/2009, 1:27pm PDT British People by Queerio 05/04/2009, 12:14am PDT Sewing machines, red mercury, Saudi Arabia by Fussbett 04/18/2009, 2:22am PDT BBC on tea bagging by Fussbett 04/15/2009, 10:23pm PDT firefighter saves a kid while (by?) wearing spidey costume by up with pod people 03/27/2009, 10:56am PDT Quentin Beck: Journo? by Zseni 08/22/2007, 2:26am PDT RIP Marilyn Chambers, at last buried deep inside something else NT by Zsenitan 04/13/2009, 5:31pm PDT So, Time Warner Cable just put a 40 gigabyte cap on your connection in Austin by Fortinbras 04/03/2009, 4:22pm PDT party of ulululululululu crashed by the hitchmonster *guitar shreds* by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/01/2009, 5:46am PDT Suicide bombing caught on camera in Sri Lanka by Fortinbras 03/13/2009, 3:46pm PDT New York legislator wants to make Japanese rape sim illegal by Fortinbras 03/09/2009, 5:26pm PDT Sharon Poczatek is a dumb cunt. by Fussbett 03/03/2009, 6:27pm PST Bank robber makes escape from Greek prison via helicopter FOR THE SECOND TIME by Fortrinbras 02/24/2009, 9:51am PST Brazilian hostage taken with Sega Light Phaser by Fussbett 03/05/2009, 2:15pm PST The worst history channel show ever. by laudablepuss 03/04/2009, 12:31pm PST Long Range Russian Bomber Turned Back from... Canada by Fussbett 02/27/2009, 10:33am PST Details of Chris Brown and Rihanna assault story are starting to get embarassing by Fussbett 02/10/2009, 9:16pm PST Children with neo-nazi names removed from NJ home by OMGWTFPLUR 01/14/2009, 7:57pm PST Drunken Negro Face Cookies by Fussbett 01/24/2009, 7:59pm PST Matt Taibbi goes to New Orleans by mark 09/29/2005, 2:08pm PDT Circuit City looking to liquidate, starting tomorrow through end of March by Rafiki 01/16/2009, 8:46am PST Glenn Beck's emotional Fox debut by Fussbett 01/21/2009, 7:01pm PST The true meaning of freedom by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/15/2009, 11:51pm PST The farewell address of Karl Rove by Zsenitan 01/16/2009, 9:53am PST Army video game recruitment by FABIO 01/14/2009, 4:51pm PST Bad day for Sci Fi greats. by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/15/2009, 12:09am PST Logitech celebrates Billionth mouse! by Mischief Maker 12/29/2008, 3:42pm PST The Wii is a terrible, terrible gift by Fussbett 12/29/2008, 2:43pm PST Man doesn't wait for the robot hooker industry, invents robot girlfriend. by Fussbett 12/11/2008, 6:48am PST Mario Puzo talks about The Godfather by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/08/2008, 5:30pm PST Man wins libel suit for insults typed on forum. by Fussbett 03/23/2006, 2:46pm PST Douche flees California fires on Segway by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/16/2008, 3:41pm PST Peter Schiff, alias Sarah Connor by Jeff Fries 11/17/2008, 12:00am PST Child dies of stupidity after being banned from COD4 by his mom by Hans Clastorp 10/21/2008, 8:33pm PDT Time Cube 4 day rotation theory proves Obama is actually Bill Ayers by FABIO 11/04/2008, 4:25pm PST Mackerel are the new cigarettes by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/07/2008, 5:08pm PDT Krugman wins Nobel Prize. (Our King/Steing/Krugman thread was deleted) NT by Fussbett 10/13/2008, 4:23pm PDT DID YOU KNOW: North Korea is no longer on our terrorist nation watchlist? by Zsenitan 10/12/2008, 1:43am PDT Fucking ouch. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/08/2008, 10:51pm PDT This isn't a case of racial hate. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/05/2008, 9:44pm PDT Bailout passes. They added more tax cuts! There's some sound fiscal advice. by Zsenitan 10/03/2008, 1:02pm PDT Who is to blame for America's financial meltdown anyways? by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/02/2008, 1:34pm PDT Lord British going to space by Mischief Maker 09/24/2008, 7:31am PDT NRA Pamphlet Sticks it to Gang Members, Lobsters, Tidal Waves by mark 01/08/2007, 9:49pm PST Spanish Basketball Team Olympic Photo by Fussbett 08/13/2008, 3:29pm PDT Has this been Snooped yet? by FABIO 08/10/2008, 12:49pm PDT Qt8 quarterly update by Zsenitan 07/30/2008, 3:41pm PDT I'm pretty sure this is news by Quentin Beck 08/01/2008, 12:04pm PDT Hey Hey what's doing in.... NEW ZEALAND by Ray of Light 07/24/2008, 9:49am PDT UK Times <s>journalist</s> food critic writes Next Tuesday screed by Ray of Light 07/24/2008, 11:41am PDT CNBC person has nerdy son, tells everyone. by Fussbett 07/22/2008, 1:39pm PDT WOMB RAIDER by mark 07/23/2008, 7:19pm PDT OPEC chief blames rising crude prices on (1) weak US dollar (2) Iraq (3) ethanol by Fussbett 07/06/2008, 9:48pm PDT Around blax. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/16/2008, 2:17am PDT Dibs on .faggot by Entropy Stew 06/26/2008, 3:12pm PDT Today's lesson is: do not use the internet. by Zsenitan 07/03/2008, 11:26am PDT Quentin Beck Cannot Write by Zsenicorpse 09/19/2006, 8:45am PDT My friend psh-s at magic. She's seen it before. by laudablepuss 06/19/2008, 5:13pm PDT Iowa flooded to fuck by Ray of Light 06/18/2008, 5:17am PDT Everyone is accusin him of some old boolshit when he's just tryin ta have a good by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/21/2008, 2:33pm PDT 3% of all gamers are bipolar. by Fussbett 06/11/2008, 6:08pm PDT Buh? by Bill Ford 06/06/2008, 4:24am PDT British Police Arrest Six OiNK members by Fussbett 06/03/2008, 1:24pm PDT Shia LaBeouf finds Spielberg trapped by Bioshock spider god. by Fussbett 05/18/2008, 2:01am PDT Dolly Parton exposes Howard Stern's trickery (or possibly witchcraft?) by Fussbett 05/16/2008, 6:26pm PDT Austrian Dungeon Master to world: Hey, give me credit for not killing them all by Fussbett 05/07/2008, 11:22am PDT Bee Death by Ray of Light 05/08/2008, 11:05pm PDT CNN's Richard Quest found in NY park with a rope around his cock... by Quétinbec 04/22/2008, 4:30pm PDT Bullet-resistant poor people discovered in Tampa by Ray of Light 04/18/2008, 11:37pm PDT GAMERU PILLU by Wormu 04/10/2008, 5:02pm PDT STOP SENDING CHET YOUR PERSONAL BANKING DETAILS by Entropy Stew 03/21/2008, 3:13pm PDT Is there a cure for (future) Creexuls? by Lizard_King 04/02/2008, 7:27pm PDT UK Cosplayers set Guinness World Record by Jerry Whorebach 03/19/2008, 4:01am PDT Bank serves whores by Quétinbec 03/13/2008, 3:13am PDT Too Pretty to Fly by Fussbett 02/26/2008, 7:37pm PST RE: WHO CARES? A: Rock Paper Shotgun cares on me! by Worm 02/26/2008, 10:52am PST a "ddos but in MEATSPAEC" by Grumah 02/27/2008, 9:54pm PST Japanese man takes a walk in schoolgirl uniform, chaos ensues. by Fussbett 02/23/2008, 12:46pm PST People are taking bad tattoos into the 3rd dimension by Fussbett 02/19/2008, 2:07am PST Fan wears Caltrops colors, sexal posturing by Zsenitan 02/16/2008, 1:59am PST Guess what caused the latest shooting? by FABIO 02/15/2008, 5:47pm PST Pop Economics with Fussbett and Ray by Fussbett 02/13/2008, 5:17pm PST Smartiness is uselessness. by Zsenitan 02/13/2008, 12:40am PST If Slate didn't suck horribly, it would be by Zsenitan 02/10/2008, 12:16pm PST Colt .45: a gateway drug? by Bodybag 02/10/2008, 5:29pm PST My new favorite blog by Mischief Marketer 05/06/2007, 9:25am PDT I think Rudy may have a new tagline by Mischief Maker 01/31/2008, 6:30am PST PC World doesn't concern itself with console specifics. by Fussbett 01/28/2008, 9:56am PST "Canadians" in the US South. by Fussbett 01/27/2008, 7:57pm PST Mexico sick of their Japanese transit system. by Fussbett 01/22/2008, 1:52pm PST A guy named Bevis says he's found cosmic strings by laudablepuss 01/21/2008, 6:18pm PST Wingnut on penises: "Never make the mistake of calling the police..." by Zsenitan 01/16/2008, 7:36am PST Uncov goes Fucked Company. by Zseni 01/21/2008, 11:02am PST People tend to overdo the ACLU's support of ridiculous causes. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/17/2008, 8:59am PST The Hitch on Obama! by Zsenitan 01/14/2008, 1:48am PST Thomas Biskup not dead. by Brian Wilson 01/10/2008, 10:13am PST Dumbest thing ever written about art. by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/08/2008, 4:39pm PST 50 die in Kenya church massacre by Vested Id 01/01/2008, 10:56pm PST A troll is the reason for the season by Ray of Light 12/25/2007, 2:38am PST Rob Schrab finally finishes SCUD: The Disposable Assassin by Fortinbras 12/29/2007, 7:06pm PST Merry Christmas by McMoo 12/25/2007, 11:06am PST My Xmas present for Caltrops by E. L. Koba 12/24/2007, 12:58pm PST Help, inappropriate sexual arousal. by Zsenipoo 12/21/2007, 11:42pm PST A disquieting development by Ray, of Light 03/12/2003, 10:17pm PST Voyager! by laudablepuss 12/10/2007, 6:40pm PST Quentin Beck soon to travel to Iraq to sample new industry by QB opportunity alert service 08/16/2007, 10:55pm PDT Lou Dobbs starts to troll me personally by Fussbett 12/07/2007, 11:20am PST Porject Megan 3 results in suicide. by Mischief Maker 11/18/2007, 3:34pm PST guy smashes a 17 month old into a wall, blames vidyan gaems, is a muslime by diet Coke/Grumah forever 11/21/2007, 5:39pm PST You don't see an article like this every day by laudablepuss 11/15/2007, 12:21pm PST Writer's Strike solidarity by Fussbett 11/10/2007, 1:27pm PST "Not a Chinese male with his eyes like this..." *chink eyes* by Fussbett 11/13/2007, 7:13pm PST Look out. . . 20,000 crack addicted niggers to hit the streets by Zseni 11/13/2007, 11:53am PST I've been stocking up on these by Worm 11/08/2007, 3:22pm PST EA Buys Bioware by Mysterio 10/11/2007, 9:00pm PDT Ebert gets hacked by Vested Id 10/29/2007, 11:09pm PDT Idiots want $200 meeyin for being dumb. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/04/2007, 5:25pm PDT Qt3 jumps right off the faggot ship into the ocean of gay by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/01/2007, 8:07pm PDT Biological Basis For Creativity Linked To Mental Illness by Grumah 09/30/2007, 12:39am PDT Iranian president speaks at CU, what a faggot nutjob NT by America 09/24/2007, 2:47pm PDT I like evil companies that are also stupid. by laudablepuss 09/17/2007, 6:18pm PDT Man drops dead playing Asian MMORPGs by FABIO 09/18/2007, 11:51am PDT iPhone wielding FAGS cripple Duke University's network by abc 07/19/2007, 11:47am PDT Evil capitalist flaunt their imperialst insensitivity to our pwecious feelings by dustbin of history 09/11/2007, 7:35pm PDT Someone needs to learn about drycleaning by Mischief Maker 09/08/2007, 9:39am PDT Pseudo-Cable brother sentenced for Blaster worm variant by Fussbett 01/29/2005, 5:13am PST Slate chatroom or somethign by laudablepuss 08/29/2007, 12:22am PDT Alberto Gonzalez resigns?! NT by Fullofkittens 08/27/2007, 11:03am PDT Have I linked to alicublog before?! by Zseni 08/24/2007, 1:48am PDT Chinese Develop Real-Life End Boss by Ray of Light 08/18/2007, 2:31am PDT SI article about why Vick is going to jail for many years. by laudablepuss 07/26/2007, 7:23pm PDT I like Russians. Russians are funny. by laudablepuss 08/01/2007, 4:08pm PDT The Great Calgary Beer Shortage (2007) by mark 07/26/2007, 11:08pm PDT CNN goatse'd us by freeze frame 07/24/2007, 1:13pm PDT online scams to increase exponentially by One Laptop Per Child 07/23/2007, 6:33pm PDT 4 results for google search "Nigger in the whitehouse". NT by Quentin Beck 07/20/2007, 1:01am PDT The problem in Iraq: Lousy marketing. by Belbo Jacopo 07/23/2007, 7:42am PDT INC and Lou Dobbs are not happy about David Beckham by Fussbett 07/15/2007, 8:49am PDT Zseni's Dream come true by Mischief Maker 07/09/2007, 6:13pm PDT Canadian healthcare, the Trojan horse for terror by Fabitoulle 07/07/2007, 3:22am PDT Beverly Sills + New York Times 43rd Ave building: memorial haikus by Zseni 07/05/2007, 5:46pm PDT Can republicans detect irony? by Creexul :( 04/03/2006, 4:11am PDT Thank you for NOT voting by Grumah 06/28/2007, 8:15am PDT Nancy Grace on infant with alcohol poisoning by Fussbett 12/11/2006, 6:13pm PST Jhoh moved to Indiana? by Flabby-o 06/21/2007, 8:36pm PDT Hmong: sko fucking badasses forever? by Zseni 06/22/2007, 3:56pm PDT Jso says it's called "red on red." by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 11:21pm PDT whiny cunt Paris Hilton dragged kicking and screaming back to jail by co2 06/08/2007, 5:25pm PDT Rapebot 2.0 by Cannibal Dave 06/05/2007, 10:26am PDT The joke...*glasses*...is on YOU! by Flavio 06/04/2007, 1:05am PDT Overheard on the c-train last night by mark 06/03/2007, 4:16pm PDT Lou Dobbs: barely literate jackass? by laudablepuss 05/31/2007, 11:57am PDT Our DOJ by laudablepuss 05/23/2007, 2:25pm PDT DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS RAISE YOUR HANDS by Jhoh Cable o_O 05/15/2007, 6:34am PDT WaPo: TROLLS ARE STRANGLING INTERNET DISCOURSE by Zseni! 05/16/2007, 8:19pm PDT Hottest and blackest . . . by laudablepuss 05/09/2007, 6:45pm PDT Artificial Insemination... ISN'T ALL THAT GOOD FOR YOU, AND YOU'RE NOT A FEMINIS by T, Zseni! 05/09/2007, 8:23pm PDT A huge troll threatened to steal my dog! by In real life! 05/07/2007, 3:01pm PDT This article about Bush fascism gets my dick hard. by Zseni 05/05/2007, 2:32pm PDT For a people whose deep national pride is in bestowing the Nobel Peace Prize, by Zseni 05/05/2007, 2:28pm PDT Gonzo by laudablepuss 05/03/2007, 6:08pm PDT Somebody shoots some people, I don't know by Ray of Light 05/02/2007, 2:54pm PDT look, someone got worm out of the basement by and into an airplane 04/30/2007, 12:12pm PDT "There's Still a Line," Toronto Star reports by Ray of Light Presents 04/07/2007, 11:03am PDT Great moments in Internet news by McMoo the something-something 04/14/2007, 8:27pm PDT Boys are a huge problem. by Zseni 04/10/2007, 2:26pm PDT Ford continues to suck by Flavio 04/10/2007, 4:05am PDT Administration upset over defusing of Iran hostage situation by FABIO 04/04/2007, 3:21pm PDT Evangelist Face or O Face? by Zseni 04/07/2007, 9:10pm PDT Just got interviewed by the LA Times by mark 04/03/2007, 6:24pm PDT LAPD: castrated like so much Tijuana "police" force by I need clarification 03/31/2007, 12:40am PDT I would give you money, but first I must temporalize. by Zseni 03/27/2007, 4:41pm PDT Why do Americans know more about Paris Hilton than international politics? by Mischief Thoughtful Media 03/27/2007, 7:52am PDT Workshop at eTech conference? CANCELLED. by Worm 03/27/2007, 3:37pm PDT McCain's Myspace page gets hacked by Mischief Maker 03/27/2007, 6:33pm PDT The music industry is getting it's ass kicked by Grumah 03/23/2007, 8:23am PDT Yale Law Graduate and her boobs left penniless and destitute; trolls to blame. by Mischief Maker 03/07/2007, 7:27pm PST Off to Glasgow by mark 05/06/2006, 10:44am PDT Stop eating that cat food by Entropy Stew 03/16/2007, 9:52pm PDT Jack Thompson will STRIKE BACK and DESTROY TAKE TWO!!!!!! by laudablepuss 03/19/2007, 3:30pm PDT War protestor gets lost, stumbles into new Jhoh Cable meme by I need clarification 03/17/2007, 6:21pm PDT AWWWWWWW I missed "international eat a tasty animal for PETA" day. by Jhoh Cable o_O 03/15/2007, 11:37pm PDT Haliburton to USA: So long, friends! NT by mark 03/12/2007, 2:46pm PDT Yet another one... by Mischief Maker 03/07/2007, 4:25pm PST Conservapedia by laudablepuss 03/05/2007, 4:07pm PST I hope China's markets fucking crash below ground by co2 02/28/2007, 2:22am PST Were Dinosaurs on Noah's Ark? by Mischief Maker 03/02/2007, 10:27am PST Sources: Naked Principal Found With Sex Toys Watching Gay Porn In Office by Motherhead 03/02/2007, 3:08pm PST Anna Nicole Smith is dead by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 02/08/2007, 2:57pm PST twin towers were demolished on purpose by squibbs 02/26/2007, 10:44pm PST would somebody PLEASE shoot Ralph Nader? by democracy as we know it 02/27/2007, 6:35pm PST Imagine how it would've been by Al Gore 02/27/2007, 1:06pm PST Fox tries humor again by Flavio 02/26/2007, 8:12am PST "The 1/2 Hour News Hour" by Fussbett 02/20/2007, 3:38am PST Operation: Christianity is OVER by Jhoh Cable o_O 02/25/2007, 7:08pm PST Troll Police were too late by Flavio 02/22/2007, 9:46pm PST Adults only care about the news if there's a parallel to a childrens' book by Flavio 02/19/2007, 7:39am PST Saddam's palace, before and after. by Mischief Maker 02/16/2007, 2:10pm PST Hey, Zseni! by laudablepuss 02/09/2007, 2:11pm PST Latter day Malcom X: I don't want privacy, I want pita chips. by Zseni 02/14/2007, 6:43pm PST HELP NOT WANTED. by Zseni 02/19/2007, 8:40am PST Britney shaves up there, too by Bodybag 02/19/2007, 8:59am PST Glen Beck withdrawl by Fussbett 02/18/2007, 12:46pm PST Woman at Atlantic Monthly: some women just aren't beautiful. by Zseni 02/14/2007, 6:26pm PST Jack Cafferty shits on Wolf Blitzer by Flavio 02/15/2007, 4:04am PST Conservatives aren't wrong - REAGAN is wrong. by Zseni 02/14/2007, 6:33pm PST Zseni saw another typical article on CNN's front page this morning by Zseni 02/14/2007, 7:47pm PST Giuliani in line with Zseni's perfect conflict free world beliefs by Zseni 02/14/2007, 7:44pm PST Zseni can't get enough Anna Nicole Smith by Zseni 02/14/2007, 7:43pm PST Institutions try to strip Zseni of her lesbianism rights by Zseni 02/14/2007, 7:42pm PST I love the Mises Institute by Zseni 02/14/2007, 6:48pm PST The Fear Of Success by Zseni 02/14/2007, 6:40pm PST /pizza by Fussbett 02/18/2005, 6:22am PST Newscaster exposes Nintendo DS as child molester tool by Fussbett 02/10/2007, 1:18pm PST Real life horrible Star Trek episode! by laudablepuss 01/26/2007, 2:47pm PST Three dead in Brooklyn, freedom to blame. by Jerry Whorebach 02/08/2007, 11:59am PST Trolls are destroying writers. by Zseni 02/05/2007, 1:00pm PST White people conceive of yet another terrifying sexual deviancy by Zseni 02/07/2007, 3:39am PST Second Life: The Hot Trend I Fucking Hate by Zseni 01/31/2007, 5:43pm PST Woman exhibits absolutely no abnormal behavior, is diagnosed with Asperger's. by Zseni 02/01/2007, 6:17pm PST Racism buffet by Zseni 02/02/2007, 2:28pm PST Suddenly I find myself in full support of whatever the hell PETA does by Mischief Maker 02/01/2007, 4:07pm PST Are you sure he saw you? by Mischief Maker 02/01/2007, 12:59pm PST From my local newspaper. by Jerry Whorebach 02/02/2007, 2:48pm PST Skate Or by mark 02/02/2007, 12:44am PST Congratulations, you're a cultural time-bomb.... CANADA. by Zseni 01/31/2007, 5:29pm PST GRAVEL GRAVEL GRAVEL GRAVEL by Zseni 01/31/2007, 5:04pm PST Q: Yes or no? A: Apricots. by Zseni 01/24/2007, 9:37pm PST Religious Right to Religious Left: you guys are CRAZY PIE IN THE SKY. by Zseni 01/28/2007, 10:56am PST Vegetable, Vegetable, Vegetable by Zseni 01/29/2007, 1:19am PST WSJ columnist watches TV for the first time, finds it morally edifying. by Zseni 01/28/2007, 11:01am PST If you knew what I know, you'd know why I lie to you by Mischief Maker 01/27/2007, 10:36pm PST Stand and Deliver by Mischief Maker 01/26/2007, 9:15pm PST CAT MAFIA by Zseni 01/25/2007, 2:25pm PST Dirty Hippies: propaganda fodder, friends to animals. by Zseni 01/19/2007, 8:57am PST Troops are not for NATION BUILDING. They are for BASE BUILDING. by Zseni 01/19/2007, 8:45am PST The Goose-Stepping Ballerina by Zseni 01/19/2007, 8:40am PST Slave comforted by slave mentality after finding the Right Master For The Job by Zseni 01/16/2007, 9:50pm PST Dinesh D'Souza: 9-11 is all about Clinton and Carter. by Zseni 01/19/2007, 9:04am PST Saddest Christian ever. by Zseni 01/17/2007, 9:19am PST Fucking conservatives don't want you to take a class in Penis. by Zseni 01/08/2007, 8:51pm PST The Headline: The Few Jerks That Make Everybody Suffer by Zseni 01/15/2007, 8:52am PST finally found it, saddam's hanging actually shown by co2 01/01/2007, 2:42pm PST Pepsi turns in thieves of Coke secrets by Fussbett 07/06/2006, 4:09pm PDT Brazil to YouTube: STOP POSTING PORN by Zseni 01/05/2007, 6:25pm PST MM's Bush Speech drinking game brought to you by SURGE!!! by Mischief Maker 01/10/2007, 7:56pm PST Japanese oil tanker and US nuclear submarine collide by Zseni 01/09/2007, 5:22pm PST China fakes out Bush, starts prosecuting Muslims in earnest. by Zseni 01/09/2007, 4:49pm PST Actual Conservative to Fake Conservatives: you are a frothing gay schoolboy by Zseni 01/09/2007, 1:55pm PST The new Svetlana Alliluyeva: Rana Hussein by Zseni 01/08/2007, 1:02pm PST The WSJ provides allowance policy v. bad for children, v. good for markets by Zseni 01/08/2007, 9:28am PST I kept my horrifically handicapped child alive... by Zseni 01/04/2007, 2:16pm PST cnet gadget fan gets lost in wilderness by and croaks 12/08/2006, 6:15pm PST Hot Muslim Slut: get your filthy Western dick out of my CULTURE. by Zseni 01/07/2007, 9:30am PST Two Strategies for Avoiding Truth by Zseni 01/07/2007, 9:05am PST Formerly less-harmless crank turns into harmless crank, gets Time article. by Zseni 01/07/2007, 8:58am PST ...the distant gurgles of Arabs, terrified by the threat of drowning... by Zseni 01/07/2007, 8:34am PST I voted for Bush, I'm not sorry, and you must respect my opinions. by Zseni 01/04/2007, 8:53am PST Blogging, the nihilist impulse by Zseni 01/04/2007, 2:50pm PST I'm bipolar and I'm on a thousand meds! by Zseni 01/04/2007, 8:43am PST The UCLA taser cop by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/01/2007, 8:41pm PST finally found it, saddam's hanging actually shown by co2 01/01/2007, 2:52pm PST Global warming and Christians by Fussbett 12/29/2006, 5:05pm PST Technolegal ramnifications roundup! !!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!! by Zseni 12/28/2006, 5:40pm PST No, haha! It's Sicily ALASKA! Oh, Doctor Fleischman, you nut. by laudablepuss 12/29/2006, 12:08pm PST Japanaese actor to play Chinese general by Zseni 12/26/2006, 1:09pm PST Oops by Mischief Maker 12/21/2006, 9:03am PST I hate Christians, Wal-Mart and bad video games by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/15/2006, 4:14pm PST Blogging is dead. by Zseni 12/14/2006, 1:35pm PST Girls Gone Wild founder is a pussy by U.S. District Judge Richard Smoak 12/13/2006, 4:46pm PST Iran hosts 1st annual "Denial Con" by Fussbett 12/11/2006, 3:46am PST Dismissing all frat boys as felonious chuckleheads: legitimate by Zseni 12/04/2006, 11:25pm PST Wii launch. by Fussbett 11/19/2006, 2:07pm PST The Wii is hard work. by conflictNo 11/25/2006, 1:55am PST Ku Klux Kramer by Worm 11/21/2006, 2:53pm PST Clay Fighter by Clay Fighter 04/16/2006, 2:52am PDT Rumsfeld steps down by Entropy Stew 11/08/2006, 2:58pm PST =( NT by Saddam 11/05/2006, 9:12pm PST Ten "unmissable" examples of New Games Journalism by Choson 03/04/2005, 6:51pm PST Itagaki has a way with the ladies by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 11/07/2006, 11:39am PST Caltrops in the news by Marshall McLuhan 11/06/2006, 7:00am PST Best police sketch since that leprechaun news report. by Fussbett 04/26/2006, 12:19pm PDT Rick Santorum: "Our troops are kinda like elves" by Mischief Saving Throw vs Car Bomb+2 10/21/2006, 9:00am PDT Stingrays declare war on human beings by Steve Irwin's ghost 10/19/2006, 4:19pm PDT AIM log request: North Korean Adventure! by conflictNo 10/09/2006, 7:25pm PDT NY yankees don't just suck, they're terrorists too by Boston 10/11/2006, 5:51pm PDT I'm bored of that big thread. Let's discuss homosexuality in politics and TV. by Zsenicorpse 09/27/2006, 1:38am PDT Hate congress by laudablepuss 09/21/2006, 9:05pm PDT Popeye's gotta be getting his ass kicked this week. NT by Mischief Maker 09/25/2006, 1:14pm PDT What is the difference between a leftist and someone dying of syphilis by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/21/2006, 9:44am PDT A quick chat: Turkish German with Turkist Gitmo Detainee by Zsenicorpse 09/17/2006, 3:22am PDT CSI MIAMI'S GREATEST CHALLANGE YET by Jhoh Cable o_O 09/17/2006, 1:45pm PDT Anna Nicole Smith's son dies, cause unknown so far by co2 09/12/2006, 1:30pm PDT Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter, has died by Souffle of Pain 09/04/2006, 12:52am PDT Christopher Hitchens: SOOOOO mature by Zsenicorpse 09/11/2006, 9:10am PDT Fat man advocates honesty, restraint, conservatism. by Zsenicorpse 09/04/2006, 10:57pm PDT Twitch Guru reports on Ritalin by Fussbett 08/30/2006, 9:21pm PDT pedophile arrested in Thialand for JonBenet Ramsey murder by bad luck for Quentin Beck 08/16/2006, 4:02pm PDT Father-in-law of Landis commits suicide. by Worm 08/17/2006, 11:19am PDT Nerd who hates landscaping shoots cheerleader by Fussbett 08/25/2006, 12:05am PDT France is still a nation of pussies by co2 08/17/2006, 4:51pm PDT Cancer is just terrorist cells, man. by Zsenicorpse 08/17/2006, 1:11am PDT Lou Dobbs fighting to make life better for grandchild by Fussbett 08/03/2006, 4:09am PDT The ultimate cool is criticism by Zsenicorpse 07/16/2006, 3:18pm PDT Mel Gibson comes out on the side of Lebanon like so much Lance Bass by Fussbett 07/29/2006, 5:47am PDT Corbin "Snowglobe" Bernsen by Fussbett 07/30/2006, 2:08am PDT Glenn Beck preps for World War III by Fussbett 07/21/2006, 9:06pm PDT John Dean: Republicans Are Immoral. by Zsenicorpse 07/17/2006, 8:17am PDT Self righteous brits on jews by Chicago 07/16/2006, 1:33am PDT Deuce Bigelow, Space . . . uh . . . hotel guy. by laudablepuss 07/11/2006, 3:33pm PDT shit, those fucking jews are making me proud. Almost as bad as me now. by hitlercorpse 07/13/2006, 9:52pm PDT The Zidane Headbutt by Fussbett 07/10/2006, 2:56am PDT Flight 93 was faked. by Creexul :( 07/11/2006, 10:29pm PDT Hollywood to Mormons: you WILL watch the kissing scenes. by Zsenicorpse 07/10/2006, 1:28pm PDT Any economists out there? by Zsenicorpse 07/08/2006, 4:24pm PDT Fire! NT by Taepodong-2 07/04/2006, 6:13pm PDT My name is Lincoln... I live on the second floor... by Zsenicorpse 07/07/2006, 2:50pm PDT CIA: We're agile! by conflictNo 07/05/2006, 9:32am PDT Founding Fathers Fight! by Zsenicorpse 07/05/2006, 5:32pm PDT Fueling America: state-by-state impact map! by conflictNo 07/03/2006, 7:23pm PDT Church is for PUSSIES by Zsenicorpse 07/02/2006, 2:50pm PDT Frozen Embryos: A Future Scenario For Action Movies by Zsenicorpse 07/02/2006, 9:15pm PDT Follow up on the Judge w/ the pump by Willdog 06/29/2006, 10:12pm PDT This is good by laudablepuss 06/30/2006, 2:38pm PDT Women: we're just not offensive enough! by Zsenicorpse 06/29/2006, 12:47am PDT China to Africa: We come in peace, NOT LIKE WHITEY by Zsenicorpse 06/28/2006, 12:44pm PDT So things are going well in the middle east, I guess... by I need clarification 06/28/2006, 8:08pm PDT All biofuels are now at least 35% cheaper than US gasoline. by Souffle of Pain 06/23/2006, 12:43am PDT Seems I'm not alone by Zsenicorpse 06/27/2006, 7:32am PDT I'm looking for a kissinger joke by Vermont 06/23/2006, 7:04pm PDT "you are writing childrens books, you need to be a ruthless killer by FABIO 06/19/2003, 1:47am PDT Evil Mullahs by E. L. Koba 06/14/2006, 10:27pm PDT <US Military> I wanna take you to the GAY BAR by Entropy Stew 06/14/2006, 8:42am PDT Could someone please get James Inhofe a cookie? by Fussbett 06/08/2006, 3:26pm PDT I can leg press 2000 pounds by Pat Robertson 05/27/2006, 1:48am PDT Hobos/Hippies get new name by Fussbett 05/26/2006, 5:25am PDT Scott Peterson's next victim/alibi signs up. It turns out it's Juror #8. by I need clarification 05/26/2006, 10:27am PDT STERLING JOHNSON by Fussbett 05/25/2006, 1:30pm PDT 60 more hits until the 30,000,000th Caltrops site hit! Pound away! NT by Quentin Beck 05/25/2006, 5:50am PDT Courageous Tale of Speechwriting by Fussbett 05/22/2006, 1:43am PDT Chet goes nuts. by Bill Dungsroman 05/15/2005, 3:47pm PDT New Jersey: not going to be tricked into setting themselves on fire by I need clarification 05/17/2006, 7:54pm PDT Kutaragi says PS3 is cheap, once you appreciate the finer things in life. by Fussbett 05/14/2006, 11:28pm PDT Madden '07 (Wii) screenshots!! by Rafiki 05/12/2006, 8:06pm PDT Fired for trolling. by Hans Clastorp 05/10/2006, 7:21pm PDT Fuck you, Mao by FABIO 05/07/2006, 4:57am PDT I HAVE BLOG! - Rhaluka Romero by I need clarification 06/26/2005, 7:43pm PDT Has this been linked yet? by Entropy Stew 05/03/2006, 12:36pm PDT Seeking gasoline price drop, Bush suspends EPA rules. by Fussbett 04/25/2006, 9:46pm PDT Man's bid for virgin bride enrages neighbors by Fussbett 04/28/2006, 9:06pm PDT Arnold Schwarzenegger: Border wall a Stone Age solution by Fussbett 04/26/2006, 6:45pm PDT Breaking celebrity divorce news by up with pod people 04/25/2006, 3:13pm PDT Gonzales said the public must not consider child porn a victimless crime. by Fussbett 04/23/2006, 12:30am PDT $168 Million retirement package!!! by Lee Raymond, CEO, Exxon 04/23/2006, 12:45am PDT BDR, a bad writer getting worse every day by I need clarification 04/11/2006, 12:11am PDT Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston by up with pod people 03/23/2006, 2:45pm PST Washington Post newsflash: hey there's these blogs. by Creexul :( 04/15/2006, 9:45pm PDT clay fighter by Clay Fighter 04/14/2006, 10:10pm PDT Intel engineer and giant pussy gets on wrong plane, cries. by Fussbett 04/07/2006, 1:04pm PDT SCEE VP says PS3 to cost between 500 and 600 EUROS by Fussbett 04/05/2006, 4:52pm PDT Seven shot dead at party by Fussbett 03/25/2006, 9:28pm PST P2P money loans by Fussbett 03/29/2006, 11:37pm PST Get off my lawn punk >:( by Bodybag 03/22/2006, 2:10am PST Korean military recruits top five Korean gamers. by Fussbett 03/21/2006, 10:19pm PST What historical precedence do we have for Iraq? Hmmmm... by Fussbett 03/20/2006, 10:06am PST Slashdot: all over the Ivan Rorick thing by Mannix 03/19/2006, 10:49pm PST "Chef" quits South Park. Scientology mockery the cause? by Fussbett 03/13/2006, 5:03pm PST OVER THE LINE by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/15/2006, 5:25pm PST Deus Ex conspiracy watch by JC Denton 10/05/2005, 2:15pm PDT Alaska hit by 'massive' oil spill by Fussbett 03/12/2006, 3:01am PST Bully: Rockstar's secretive new video game by Fussbett 03/13/2006, 5:14pm PST This is all the talk of the flag community. by Flag Martigan 03/12/2006, 5:22pm PST CLERIC'S POWER GROWS by Fussbett 03/13/2006, 5:59am PST Brokeback Marriages by Pompei 03/09/2006, 7:21pm PST "Netbangers" by laudablepuss 03/07/2006, 2:13pm PST Sword falls off wall, kills teen. by Fussbett 03/08/2006, 2:44am PST Merrill Keiser, Jr.: Gay and scared? by Fussbett 03/08/2006, 5:47am PST This is NOT a joke (I have only done this once). by Creexul :( 03/06/2006, 1:57pm PST Google appoints supervillian "Dr. Brilliant" by Fussbett 03/03/2006, 6:35pm PST Special Message for INC by Erik 02/27/2006, 1:43pm PST How well can you draw INC? by Worm 02/14/2006, 6:46pm PST Progressive-thinking South Dakota first to attempt abortion ban by Fussbett 02/23/2006, 4:41am PST This is how you protest: by News Master 02/13/2006, 9:06pm PST Man gets blowjob, woman gets pregnant by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 02/24/2005, 2:00pm PST They hate our freedom. by Creexul :( 02/05/2006, 10:49am PST Mac users loyal not to Apple, but to past by I need clarification 01/24/2006, 12:19am PST Need for Speed implicated in death by Fussbett 01/27/2006, 3:45am PST Scientists determine why I enjoy shows like Intervention so goddamned much by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 01/19/2006, 7:37pm PST $10 Million Bat Mitzvah by Fussbett 12/02/2005, 11:06pm PST Video game devels lose last chance to get close to half-naked girls for free by I need clarification 01/24/2006, 3:33pm PST War of the Ebaumsworld(s). by Creexul :( 01/11/2006, 7:35pm PST Alito's wife sheds a tear, Republicans apologize for Democrat mistreatment. by Fussbett 01/13/2006, 1:08am PST Trolls Outlawed? by Fussbett 01/10/2006, 3:51am PST Microsoft and Intel side with HD-DVD. Format war looming. :( by Fussbett 09/27/2005, 6:23pm PDT Israel Should Move to Alaska by Fussbett 12/14/2005, 9:37am PST STUDY: Women and men still act like women and men on internet by Fussbett 12/29/2005, 9:13am PST It's Clown Shoes for Everybody M-Fer by The Weasel_Master 12/18/2005, 12:34pm PST Binro Portal of Evil News post by Binro Portal of Evil News post 11/29/2005, 9:19pm PST Old Man Learns About Free Speech Long After Founding Free Speech Foundation. by Fussbett 12/11/2005, 3:51am PST No hairy tacos for 500 pound pretend cop (ripped from Jhoh's friends page) by I need clarification 12/16/2005, 1:15pm PST Tookie countdown party at INC's! NT by Fabsy 12/12/2005, 9:41pm PST How can this possibly go wrong? by Pompei 12/13/2005, 9:57pm PST Air marshals shoot SB in Miami, of all places. SB believed dead, still annoying. by I need clarification 12/07/2005, 2:53pm PST HEADLINE OF THE DAY: Judge deals RIM blow (crossposted to Knuckle Shuffle) NT by Fussbett 11/30/2005, 7:15pm PST I see this shitheap has still not acquired any feminine graces. by Zseni-chan ^_^ 11/29/2005, 6:53pm PST Why are liberals corrupt? :( by Creexul :( 11/28/2005, 10:04pm PST Another Lou Dobbs post: China hurting American motorcycles by Fussbett 11/25/2005, 1:44pm PST Canada actually served a purpose to the world yesterday by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/26/2005, 2:01am PST Ricky Martin: "I love giving the golden shower" by Fussbett 11/22/2005, 3:33pm PST DID THE RED DOOR HAVE PAINT ON IT OR SOMETHING? by Creexul :( 11/22/2005, 6:27am PST Bush attends church in China, photographers resort to photoshop by FA-BI-OH! 11/19/2005, 10:46pm PST Here's some news roundup by I need clarification 11/19/2005, 10:28am PST Chris Klein doesn't placate. by Fussbett 11/16/2005, 6:59pm PST Snoop pshes the hotdog competition by Fussbett 11/13/2005, 3:25pm PST You can call a McDonalds and ask hot girls to blow people, and they will. by Creexul :( 11/13/2005, 12:26pm PST Pentagon tries to recruit 10 year olds, denied by really buff mooms. by Creexul :( 11/12/2005, 2:08pm PST Warren Spector wants to show Mom GTA3, can't. by Fussbett 11/05/2005, 11:39am PST Hi from Cahleefornee-ah by I need clarification 11/10/2005, 5:54pm PST HAHAHAH by Kabuke 11/10/2005, 1:13am PST Spending $100,000 on a virtual nightclub by Fussbett 11/03/2005, 11:46pm PST Pluto's got three moons now. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/31/2005, 11:20pm PST WAR ON TOLERANCE by Fussbett 07/16/2003, 3:52am PDT I don't know which to make fun of first... by Gib 10/28/2005, 1:49pm PDT Apple is totally like the civil rights movement. by Worm 10/26/2005, 11:42am PDT Plea for attention by up with pod people 10/27/2005, 10:51pm PDT HEY WHO'S THAT WITH THAT TERRORIST? by Creexul :( 10/26/2005, 6:15am PDT Let's further the dialogue on race by Lizard_King 10/23/2005, 6:40pm PDT Blacks commit crime to protest racism by Fussbett 10/16/2005, 8:56pm PDT Scribble, Jack Thompson, and BDR. It's been a great day. by I need clarification 10/18/2005, 6:52pm PDT World still going crazy, press still happy to pretend it's real. by I need clarification 10/07/2005, 1:22pm PDT Spielberg wades back into games, Wall Street ecstatic! by I need clarification 10/14/2005, 10:35am PDT Kingda Ka! by laudablepuss 10/11/2005, 5:15pm PDT Has anyone (ELSE) noticed how I'm even funnier now that BDR left? by I need clarification 09/29/2005, 6:22pm PDT Google and Sun partner, tech reporters JERK FURIOUSLY by Fussbett 10/06/2005, 6:07pm PDT Pat Robertson, Bill Bennet, is the right wing getting cocky? by Mischief Maker 10/02/2005, 3:38pm PDT HELLO, THIS IS OJ SIMPSON by I need clarification 09/30/2005, 6:58pm PDT MSN: Women - superficial self-serving bitches towards both sexes by FABIO 09/17/2005, 2:24am PDT Your job is to infiltrate the lipstick factory... by I need clarification 09/15/2005, 12:09am PDT Bush: Katrina relief requires spending cuts by laudablepuss 09/16/2005, 5:52pm PDT Travolta massages Katrina workers by Fussbett 09/13/2005, 1:38am PDT LIBERALS AREN'T TOLERANT AT ALL by Creexul :( 09/12/2005, 4:17am PDT Stripper knifes guy who is "all set." by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/08/2005, 1:38am PDT Ouch by TAFKAM 09/09/2005, 12:38pm PDT "...so poor, and they are so black..." -- Wolf Blitzer by Fussbett 09/07/2005, 8:14pm PDT Oh fuck off by TAFKAM 09/03/2005, 9:14am PDT Hurricane Katrina by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/29/2005, 1:49pm PDT 19 year-old girls are retarded by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/02/2005, 11:19pm PDT Space by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/02/2005, 1:04pm PDT Jonsey is slacking already by E. L. Koba 08/30/2005, 9:53pm PDT Telethon by TAFKAM 08/30/2005, 11:56am PDT You can sleep for $42/hour in Minnesota by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/28/2005, 9:59pm PDT Poppy Z Brite is staying put. by Fullofkittens 08/28/2005, 9:57pm PDT Prince marks VJ day at Cenotaph by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/21/2005, 4:37pm PDT Internet press vs angry politicians! by laudablepuss 08/24/2005, 4:34pm PDT Breaking news as it happens by Druids 08/20/2005, 2:32pm PDT Peter Jennings: RIP by Fullofkittens 08/07/2005, 11:19pm PDT Anyone have video of Novak saying "bullshit" and walking off CNN? NT by Fussbett 08/05/2005, 1:29pm PDT God: Boy Scouts need to start allowing gay troop leaders by I need clarification 07/29/2005, 2:29pm PDT Japanese Robot Hookers by Motherhead 07/27/2005, 5:08pm PDT Lawyers are retarded by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/25/2005, 7:20pm PDT With the GTA:SA ban successful, lawyer goes after nude mods for Sims 2 by Fussbett 07/23/2005, 10:53pm PDT Military's Energy-Beam Weapons Delayed by Bodybag 07/14/2005, 1:44pm PDT Bombs go off; my tinfoil hat goes on. by Fullofkittens 07/07/2005, 8:02am PDT Let's play Golf? by Eyo 07/18/2005, 9:38am PDT Most important news story this year! by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/14/2005, 6:57am PDT Autisim: Caused by mercury in vaccines? Science says no, parents say YES! by Fussbett 07/13/2005, 5:35am PDT Romero: fired by Midway! (or is it "?"?) by I need clarification 07/12/2005, 8:47pm PDT Grokker.com by Motherhead 07/08/2005, 8:30am PDT dork on dork violence by Choson 07/06/2005, 10:31pm PDT Science one step closer to Resident Evil by Daverd 06/27/2005, 4:39pm PDT Pacman turns 25, Monty Cantsin quoted by Fussbett 06/17/2005, 7:50am PDT DJ's wife sells his Lotus Esprit on eBay by Jeff Fries 06/22/2005, 1:36pm PDT SEAN PENN IS VERY CONCERNED by Creexul :( 06/11/2005, 2:10am PDT Malta Schmalta by I need clarification 06/07/2005, 3:49am PDT Future 9/11 Memorial: Liberals Evil by Creexul :( 06/07/2005, 1:46pm PDT A journalism flame war hots up! by laudablepuss 06/10/2005, 10:07am PDT Deep Throat was FBI deputy director. by Creexul :( 05/31/2005, 4:59pm PDT IN THE FUTURE, EVERYONE WILL BE HITLER FOR 15 MINUTES by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/03/2005, 6:18pm PDT Totally Au-some by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/29/2005, 11:19am PDT Official Bittorrent search engine by FABIO 05/26/2005, 12:55am PDT (NEWSFLASH) I WONDER IF THEY'RE EVIL HMMMMM by Creexul :( 05/19/2005, 3:21pm PDT GALLAGHER ATTACKS by Fussbett 01/12/2005, 8:59pm PST US ally fires on its own people(!). by Creexul :( 05/14/2005, 7:54pm PDT The Nintendo VHS Tape by Rafiki 05/17/2005, 9:47am PDT The sick motherfucking media is biased like the scumbags that they are........ by Creexul (OR SECRETLY JSO?) 05/10/2005, 5:00am PDT Obviously you haven't grown up on a farm in Georgia! by Worm 05/09/2005, 2:49pm PDT Canada (OR NAZI MUTHAFUCKIN GERMANY) censors scientists! by Creexul :( 05/08/2005, 8:20pm PDT Anne Rice grapples with the internet by Fussbett 09/27/2004, 3:16am PDT Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse, checking in! by Motherhead 04/27/2005, 3:58pm PDT Top 10 Lynndie England Excuses and/or Dinosaurs by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/30/2005, 4:42am PDT For those following "XBOX 360" News . . . by bink 04/23/2005, 9:00pm PDT Woman "fingered" in Wendy's chili scandal by Bodybag 04/22/2005, 8:25pm PDT Every time I think Japan has disgusted me for the last time by Ray of Light 04/22/2005, 8:40am PDT GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING LAPTOP (paraphrased) by Fussbett 04/22/2005, 9:32am PDT Adobe buys Macromedia! Holy fuck!!! NT by Fussbett 04/19/2005, 5:16pm PDT Hog Dogging by Fussbett 04/18/2005, 6:26am PDT I'm afraid I must now kill myself for real by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 04/15/2005, 1:27am PDT Mitch Hedberg dead, also some lady in Florida by athodyd 03/31/2005, 1:39pm PST Jesus makes a music video about Ah-me-rah-ca-huh by Fussbett 04/12/2005, 5:59pm PDT Taxes by Entropy Stew 04/12/2005, 3:08pm PDT Judge not, lest ye be judgethed thineselvin. by Fussbett 04/10/2005, 5:03am PDT Bomb Mexico! by Kab(uke) Seme 03/28/2005, 1:49am PST First concrete information about the Xbox 2, coming soon. by bink 04/11/2005, 7:37pm PDT So it turns out I like scotch by I need clarification 04/09/2005, 1:02am PDT Gaming attracting an older audience? by Fussbett 04/08/2005, 2:48am PDT Sony wants to manipulate your brain. by laudablepuss 04/07/2005, 12:54pm PDT Downtrodden Star Wars fans now line up for NO REASON by Fussbett 04/07/2005, 4:03am PDT Sean Penn is exhausted by Fussbett 04/06/2005, 8:19am PDT Canada takes a stand, finally by Baltimora - Tarzan Boy.mp3 04/05/2005, 11:09am PDT Get Your War On updated a lot: Terri Shiavo by Fussbett 03/22/2005, 12:01pm PST A heightened need to exaggerate and invent by Cat Stevens - Peace Train.mp3 04/05/2005, 5:06am PDT Photo of Marines banned due to guns by Cat Stevens - Peace Train.mp3 04/02/2005, 6:27pm PST Binro: the fatter, whiter Imari? by athodyd 04/03/2005, 12:34am PST Dear False Tabloids >:( by I need clarification 03/31/2005, 4:30pm PST 'Bono' still a fucking tard. by The Happiness Engine 04/03/2005, 6:49pm PDT The Pope of the future (also, a flashback) by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/03/2005, 12:57am PST Pat O'Brien sexy voicemails by Fussbett 03/23/2005, 3:55pm PST Too pooped to pope: RIP John Paul II NT by Bodybag 04/02/2005, 2:54pm PST Carmack, wasting less time on rockets, wastes more time on cellphones by Fussbett 03/30/2005, 1:26pm PST Hey, have you guys heard about The Office? by conflictNo 03/23/2005, 10:54pm PST Another video game related death by Fussbett 03/28/2005, 4:25pm PST pot by Ray of Light 03/27/2005, 10:21pm PST Possibly the dumbest thing to ever happen on earth by Cat Stevens - Peace Train.mp3 03/27/2005, 1:10pm PST Hey, have you guys heard about the latest REVOLUTION? by conflictNo 03/24/2005, 7:59pm PST Iraq's insurgents ‘seek exit strategy' by Creexul :( 03/25/2005, 10:13pm PST Harvard Librarian too sexy and too black for promotion by Fussbett 03/22/2005, 10:50am PST The Media clubs Barry Bonds' knees like so much Tonya Harding by Fussbett 03/22/2005, 5:59pm PST In case you missed it, here's what Britney said about Michael Jackson by Fussbett 03/22/2005, 10:05am PST News flash: Microsoft will win the console war by bink 03/21/2005, 4:32am PST Los Angeles: Great place to kill a wife. by Fussbett 03/17/2005, 3:04am PST The Punisher, an M60, and these people by Cat Stevens - Peace Train.mp3 03/20/2005, 11:42pm PST Brainstorm how to fix the Internet: go. by laudablepuss 03/18/2005, 2:39pm PST The leftist liberal hard left loses the last shred of credibility by Cat Stevens - Peace Train.mp3 03/19/2005, 10:58pm PST Is France French? by Creexul :( 03/19/2005, 9:23pm PST The only important thing to do right now by The Joosh 03/14/2005, 4:45pm PST Faggots working hard on making everyone tired of their shit by Souffle of Pain 03/17/2005, 5:08am PST Peace train come take this country, and ruin it by Cat Stevens - Peace Train.mp3 03/17/2005, 12:00am PST We're going to have to fucking elect another Republican administration by 24601 03/15/2005, 2:44pm PST The Sun is setting on America by Creexul :( 03/15/2005, 12:15pm PST Breaking news: as it always turns out, buhs not responsible for HST suicide. by Creexul :( 03/15/2005, 4:04pm PST Voodoo Extreme's Billy "Wicked" Wilson is dead at 33 by Fussbett 03/15/2005, 2:36am PST Japan building robotic lower-class by bombMexico 03/11/2005, 5:06pm PST Israeli army recognizes the danger of D&D by Fussbett 03/09/2005, 8:32pm PST Good work, Atlanta courthouse. by laudablepuss 03/11/2005, 1:58pm PST Working at EA just got luxurious! by Eyo 03/11/2005, 1:33pm PST Ricky Gervais: Erstwhile Synth-pop Fag by Choson 03/10/2005, 10:32pm PST Cuz she looks just like a commie and she might just be a member. by Bob Seger 03/09/2005, 6:43pm PST Slavery doesn't exist by The Joosh 03/05/2005, 10:39pm PST Wright, Molyneux and Hocking enjoy intro to game design college course exercise by Fussbett 03/10/2005, 9:02am PST I've heard enough liberal WHINING. >:( by Creexul :( 03/09/2005, 6:47am PST Wait, so do we like the Shiites or not? by I need clarification 03/08/2005, 5:13pm PST Iran has until June. Then something happens. by Fussbett 02/26/2005, 5:52am PST Leisuretown returns? by Choson 03/08/2005, 9:38pm PST Somebody wants real time surveilance on the internet! by laudablepuss 03/08/2005, 12:32pm PST Austin Police IM log by conflictNo 03/06/2005, 12:44pm PST Lou Dobbs, yesterday: Canada says no to missile defence by Fussbett 03/03/2005, 3:05am PST Celebrities might just want to start buying Blackberries by Worm 02/27/2005, 7:31am PST Diary of a Mad Black Woman by Fussbett 02/28/2005, 3:36am PST Heh. by Fullofkittens 02/27/2005, 12:11pm PST Hunter S. Thompson Dead / Memorial Haiku by Super Zseni-chan ^_^ 02/21/2005, 4:35am PST Paris Hilton is a dumb fucking bitch by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 02/24/2005, 4:24pm PST Karl Rove was behind the Rathergate forged documents, is arrested. by Creexul :( 02/23/2005, 4:44am PST Paris Hilton's T-Mobile hacked into by Choson 02/20/2005, 3:38pm PST OUTRAGE OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!! (RRRRRG) by Creexul :( 02/13/2005, 1:30pm PST Kids dumb, the terrorists have already won. by Fussbett 01/31/2005, 4:36pm PST nice highdea, kthor NT by lindsay 02/14/2005, 9:02pm PST THEY'RE TRYING TO SHUT US DOWN by Creexul :( 02/14/2005, 8:29pm PST The Atlantic Ocean: gone?! by laudablepuss 02/08/2005, 2:35pm PST IT'S A CONSPIRACY by Creexul :( 02/10/2005, 8:30am PST Abu Ghraib antidote by Arbit 02/07/2005, 8:37pm PST MPAA shuts down LokiTorrent, holds user list up like trophy. by Fussbett 02/10/2005, 9:43pm PST Google starts a mapping feature, it's instantly the best one. by Fussbett 02/09/2005, 1:38pm PST 34 to 3. by Fullofkittens 11/02/2004, 6:06pm PST Lamb of God banned from L.A. Forum by Fussbett 02/05/2005, 1:51am PST She said she disrobed at the boy's command. by Fussbett 02/04/2005, 1:14pm PST Rumsfeld can never go to Germany now? by Fussbett 02/04/2005, 6:37pm PST Onion AV Club interviews Atari and SimCity pioneers, add game reviews by Ray of Light 02/03/2005, 3:08pm PST "I'm on morphine and I'm higher than a kite." by Fussbett 01/18/2005, 11:27pm PST Jewish cock sucker mohel gives infants herpes by Fussbett 02/02/2005, 11:16am PST The US demonized Hussein. by Creexul :( 01/31/2005, 7:30am PST US's president in 2008. by Creexul :( 01/25/2005, 3:57am PST Iraqi Voting Disrupts News Reports of Bombings by The Joosh 01/30/2005, 8:06pm PST German government kicks more ass than ever by Daverd 01/30/2005, 9:58pm PST Top 100 hottest women list flawed. BDR jerk-o-meter to take over judging by FABIO 01/27/2005, 1:25am PST Troika dead? by Siskel and Ebert 01/29/2005, 2:44pm PST Good news! by Kab(uke) Seme 01/28/2005, 9:37am PST I proudly bring to you by Ringside Announcer 01/26/2005, 11:52am PST Japanese Veronica arrested by whydirt 01/27/2005, 12:41pm PST Japanese Veronica arrested by whydirt 01/27/2005, 12:41pm PST Visual Concepts sold, Sega out of sports games. by Fussbett 01/25/2005, 12:49am PST Her roots in Transilvania. by Kab(uke) Seme 01/22/2005, 2:18am PST R.I.P. Johnny Carson :( NT by Bodybag 01/23/2005, 1:41pm PST Is New Republic really a liberal mag? by Creexul :( 01/24/2005, 3:18am PST Politics with INC! (plus BMD news) by Fussbett 01/25/2005, 3:03am PST Yushchenko takes office, swears unholy allegiance to Necronomicon by Fussbett 01/23/2005, 12:22pm PST Oops, this isn't too late is it? by Creexul :( 01/22/2005, 7:45pm PST Um Truth, whats with all the tin foil? by The Joosh 01/21/2005, 10:16am PST Fisting! by conflictNo 01/20/2005, 9:13pm PST Barborito is a whore. by Kab(uke) Seme 01/20/2005, 5:21pm PST Las Vegas weatherman fired for failing to predict tsunami. by Bill Dungsroman 01/18/2005, 10:35pm PST what is this dirty bomb in boston by Voyons Donc 01/19/2005, 9:57pm PST Bipolar NFL player shot by Da Police! by whydirt q creexul 01/18/2005, 5:33pm PST Bush gets 1,000 free coffins. by Creexul :( 01/17/2005, 3:49am PST PA revokes WoW award, Blizzard crushed by Mysterio 01/17/2005, 2:18pm PST Ablogalypse Now by Maxime Faget 01/17/2005, 5:50am PST Casual racism vindicated by Kab(uke) Seme 01/17/2005, 2:05am PST Small problem by Choson 01/15/2005, 11:05am PST U.S. Army cracks down on cheaters with threat of atomic bombs by whydirt 01/13/2005, 12:54pm PST What killed Ahab the Arab was not bigotry, but ignorance. by Senor Barborito 01/13/2005, 8:17am PST The left has not donated barely anything to the tsunami relief. by Creexul :( 01/12/2005, 12:27pm PST Fire Alarm by Fussbett 01/11/2005, 1:50pm PST So are you all going to boycott the inauguration? by The Joosh 01/11/2005, 9:12pm PST Top Thai Forecaster Fired Over Tsunami by Fussbett 01/04/2005, 3:06pm PST Time to decide whom to charge in the baseball bat beating death of a fetus. by Kab(uke) Seme 01/09/2005, 11:19am PST IT'S LIKE TALKING TO THE UN (ZING) by Creexul :( 01/05/2005, 11:56pm PST They're really reaching here by Mulder 12/10/2004, 12:12pm PST Here's some news: guard your grill. by conflictNo 01/05/2005, 10:25pm PST More from Mr. Simpson by Kab(uke) Seme 12/31/2004, 10:17am PST Pixar tells people to get it or shut up. by Kab(uke) Seme 01/02/2005, 8:29pm PST Qt3 fag is dying, Dungsroman angered. by Fussbett 12/29/2004, 3:33pm PST Wow the nominees for the 2004 Fiskie award. by Creexul :( 12/31/2004, 9:58pm PST FAGS AT CALTROPS OUTDONE BY: WORST FAG YET by Lizard_King 12/29/2004, 12:57pm PST Jerry Orbach is dead from butt cancer. :( by whydirt 12/29/2004, 12:03pm PST The Pioneer Anomaly by Kab(uke) Seme 12/29/2004, 2:24am PST Has anyone seen Brooke Burke???!!!! by laudablepuss 12/28/2004, 2:33pm PST Neo Geo stick for PS2 by Fussbett 12/27/2004, 2:31pm PST The Guy Game features kiddie titties by Fussbett 12/21/2004, 10:21pm PST Gervais to write Simpsons episode by Fussbett 12/24/2004, 2:29am PST Wal-Mart: come for the anti-psychotics, stay for the life-ending firearms. by Bill Dungsroman 12/21/2004, 9:15pm PST Rudeness as Art, you'll never guess where by Ray of Light 12/20/2004, 3:40pm PST This ought to make them popular. by Oom Shnibble 12/20/2004, 5:58am PST Disturbing interview with a spook by laudablepuss 12/16/2004, 6:24pm PST Fucking Yanks by Oom Schnibble 12/16/2004, 1:04am PST Criminals: still stupid by McMoo the Anti-Drug Cow 12/13/2004, 12:20pm PST Yahoo's Revelation: Fags like anime by Berlioz 12/09/2004, 11:49pm PST North Korean diplomat shot in drunken whorehouse freeforall by Mysterio 12/13/2004, 11:15pm PST Yank bashing by Oom Shnibble 12/08/2004, 2:51am PST "BTHO List-Eater" by Willdog 12/10/2004, 3:01pm PST Dimebag Darrel, ex-Pantera: MURDERED by Fussbett 12/09/2004, 1:30am PST Because everyone's bored with the Sudan. by conflictNo 12/02/2004, 8:40pm PST Slate spaz attack by laudablepuss 12/07/2004, 12:50pm PST DDR okay for prisoners, GTA is OUT! >:[ by I need clarification 12/02/2004, 12:10pm PST Russia Warns Against Meddling by Fussbett 12/06/2004, 2:40pm PST Looking good by People's Republic of Conspiracy 12/03/2004, 3:19pm PST Africans run out of people to kill, be killed; Train chimps for the purpose by Ray of Light 12/01/2004, 12:38pm PST Alabama still OK with segregation in the state constitution. by Fussbett 11/30/2004, 2:09am PST Saw this and thought of the Cable brothers by Voyons Donc 11/25/2004, 1:41pm PST Ghost Recon 2 banned in all Koreas by Fussbett 11/25/2004, 3:19am PST Move America Forward campaigns to get UN out of USA. by Fussbett 11/24/2004, 4:05pm PST Moom predicts major terror attack on Las Vegas. by Creexul :( 11/24/2004, 8:05pm PST Raluca buys Romero a shirt for his birthday. It's perfect! by Fussbett 11/15/2004, 10:21pm PST Basketball players attack fans, fans nearly riot. What are some of the causes? by Fussbett 11/22/2004, 9:13am PST Megatokyo fans by Bunyip 11/21/2004, 10:44pm PST What's your name, fat-body? by I need clarification 11/17/2004, 3:23pm PST Arafat dead, dead dead dead. by Mysterio 11/05/2004, 12:22pm PST Tewt to world: "The Onion was never funny." by Creexul :( 11/10/2004, 3:20pm PST The secret behind the record republican turnout by Mischief Maker 11/03/2004, 10:24pm PST Thank God for Surfergirl by laudablepuss 11/08/2004, 5:23pm PST Big week for The Cable Bros. by Fussbett 11/04/2004, 11:23am PST Ha ha, ha ha. Ha. by Lizard_King 11/03/2004, 1:41pm PST Bush reelected, SB tries to make good on promise to leave country by FABIO 11/04/2004, 7:19am PST informative journalism by FABIO 11/01/2004, 9:27am PST conflictNo and Fussbett fix American politics by Fussbett 10/30/2004, 3:12pm PDT O'Reilly goes Clinton, and then some by Lizard_King 10/14/2004, 4:09pm PDT P Diddy to star in Carlio's Way prequel, grammar mangled, Fussbett sad. by Fussbett 10/20/2004, 10:39pm PDT Bombs kick off Ramadan by Fussbett 10/17/2004, 6:14pm PDT I will rotoscope YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL NT by Entropy Stew 10/20/2004, 8:38pm PDT Jon Stewart on Crossfire: by foolio 10/17/2004, 12:36am PDT Governor Courtney Love by Fussbett 10/17/2004, 5:55pm PDT Ashcroft taking on piracy by Fussbett 10/14/2004, 11:42pm PDT Kerry wins debate. Democrats sit on their asses. Naderites dumb. by Mischief Flopper 09/30/2004, 10:49pm PDT Superman's dead :( NT by Bodybag 10/11/2004, 1:06am PDT Cheney's Performance in Veep Debate Kills Comedian Dangerfield by whydirt 10/05/2004, 9:47pm PDT Darth Vader mugs a pizza boy, badly by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/07/2004, 11:46pm PDT Slashdot told me to tell you this. by ebay 10/07/2004, 8:05pm PDT http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2004-10/01/content_379267.htm NT by William H. Hayt, Jr. 10/07/2004, 7:57pm PDT Jamie Foxx nude pixx by Fussbett 09/29/2004, 4:57pm PDT Gawker blogs video games by Choson 10/04/2004, 10:40am PDT JDATE by Funkula 10/04/2004, 3:39am PDT I refuse to reply to your post and then have to read/see it Fussbett, you fag. NT by Bill Dungsroman 09/29/2004, 9:20pm PDT Kerry wins holy war. by Creexul :( 10/02/2004, 12:49pm PDT Jon Stewart interview on NPR by whydirt 10/01/2004, 12:43pm PDT Erik reviews Derek Smart game by Fussbett 09/30/2004, 2:03pm PDT Paris Hilton: "Dumb Niggers" by Fussbett 09/30/2004, 1:47pm PDT REPORTING FROM THE FUTURE by Fussbett 09/30/2004, 2:11pm PDT The recording industry wants to make sleazy hotel owners responsible for rape! by Zseni 09/28/2004, 3:01am PDT I adore aromatic candles! by Zseni 09/28/2004, 5:11pm PDT Kthor NT by Tell us about THE DATING SCENE 09/23/2004, 7:38pm PDT Jon Stewart on THE O'REILLY FACTOR (Transcript (like an AIM log!)) by Fussbett 09/24/2004, 3:42am PDT I normally leave Qt3 linkage/news scavenging to FESSBORT... by Bill Dungsroman 09/20/2004, 4:24pm PDT Another fun fact about Umberto (who fucked Veronica) by I need clarification 09/21/2004, 10:56pm PDT Canada's own war against Islam to start any day now. by Creexul :( 09/23/2004, 6:44am PDT No-Fly List is (kinda) works by Chillum 09/22/2004, 9:56am PDT I want to be a Mars Rover! by laudablepuss 09/22/2004, 4:57pm PDT Time magazine tribute to goatse.cx by Fussbett 09/15/2004, 6:12pm PDT Is FactCheck.org awesome? by Fussbett 09/16/2004, 1:06pm PDT Siegfried and Roy will never be masculine again! by Fussbett 09/16/2004, 12:54pm PDT Another great moment in trolling by Fussbett 09/15/2004, 1:57am PDT Prison doesn't seem so bad anymore by FABIO 09/13/2004, 6:12pm PDT Veronica fucked Umberto by I need clarification 09/07/2004, 9:13pm PDT Has anyone else been following RAthERGATE? by The Joosh 09/10/2004, 6:11am PDT NEWSFLASH: GTA San Andreas is going to be great. by Fussbett 09/06/2004, 2:56am PDT Dude! by Entropy Stew 09/07/2004, 1:49am PDT Terrorism in Russia by Fussbett 09/03/2004, 3:17pm PDT Palestinian prisoners end hunger strike. by Creexul :( 09/03/2004, 6:20am PDT Proletariat Internet Revolution Begins in Philly by Lizard_King 09/02/2004, 4:51am PDT How fucked up do you have to be... by Rightbug 08/31/2004, 4:47pm PDT Bipolar unhappy face. :( by Creexul :( 08/27/2004, 6:09pm PDT This would have been cool if a metal band did it. by Worm 08/25/2004, 5:09pm PDT all the money spending, without the annoying sex! by FABIO 08/25/2004, 11:54am PDT I actually LOL'd at this by FABIO 08/22/2004, 11:28am PDT pwned by The Joosh 08/21/2004, 2:09pm PDT More concessions to terrorists by Jhoh Creexul? 08/17/2004, 5:54pm PDT Hundreth post, bitches. by Chairman Mao 08/18/2004, 9:14am PDT My secret, exposed by Ray of Light 08/12/2004, 11:32pm PDT fearsome new overeater hybrid is part fat person, part sofa by Ray of Light 08/13/2004, 11:31am PDT Bush Threatens Destruction of Democrat Party by The Joosh 08/12/2004, 7:58am PDT What the fuck is the name of the fetish where people ingest semen? by What -philia is that? 08/09/2004, 12:12am PDT No one's Rick James anymore, bitch! NT by Dave Chapelle 08/06/2004, 4:44pm PDT Mass slayings over Xbox system by FABIO 08/08/2004, 11:21am PDT "We will never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people" NT by G.W. Bush 08/05/2004, 9:14pm PDT I like how there isn't even a pretext anymore. by Worm 07/29/2004, 9:22am PDT WHOSE TOUTSUITE?!? NT by DAH NINE ELEVEN MAFIA 07/31/2004, 12:49am PDT Spider-Man fucks over pc gamers. by William H. Hayt, Jr. 07/29/2004, 4:09pm PDT NEW PROJECT MEGAN 2 NEWS by Creexul :( 07/28/2004, 6:12pm PDT WOMEN WEAKEN THE KNEES! by FABIO 07/27/2004, 6:09pm PDT This land by Roop Dirump 07/24/2004, 1:15am PDT Baseball players: the worst athletes? by conflictNo 07/24/2004, 10:03pm PDT Iraqi dude helped Saddam out of spider hole, then punched him. by Creexul :( 07/25/2004, 1:46pm PDT Man gets drunk, accidently blows own balls off by The Happiness Engine 07/21/2004, 5:55am PDT Just pee and eat by McMoo the Anti-Drug Cow 07/23/2004, 9:14am PDT If lying liberals are forced to report this then it must not be a lie by The Joosh 07/21/2004, 3:45am PDT European scumbags who deserve to die horribly by The Joosh 07/22/2004, 4:19am PDT The Boondocks weighs in on Cosby's sudden v-like CREAZY by Mischief Maker 07/21/2004, 10:27am PDT Me fucking V by Umberto 07/19/2004, 11:20pm PDT Why? by theemu 07/19/2004, 5:50pm PDT you better get out your rabbit's foot, creex by whydirt 09/12/2003, 9:59am PDT Cronkite's reduces the Democratic Party to 10 points. Hopefully. by Senor Barborito 08/31/2003, 4:45am PDT The new server (MUST READ) goes up this evening *forboding music* by Senor Barborito 09/11/2003, 2:05pm PDT The not-so-hidden link between wine and Commies. And Hitler. by Lizard_King 09/08/2003, 1:18pm PDT Anna Lindh is dead. by foogla 09/11/2003, 5:59am PDT Ho ho ho. by Lizard_King 09/11/2003, 2:45am PDT Another reason to dislike France (I know you wanted one) by Lizard_King 09/09/2003, 3:26pm PDT Paul Krugman gets a stern talking-to. by Lizard_King 09/08/2003, 1:35pm PDT Hey Barbie by Ulysses S. Anderson 09/08/2003, 2:27pm PDT Since I can't think of anything funny to say... by CLATORPS IS TEH DEAD!!! 09/07/2003, 6:11pm PDT And a stroke for L_K here, as a way of returning the favor by Senor Barborito 09/06/2003, 6:35am PDT Snopes.com - FALSE by Senor Barborito 09/06/2003, 9:35pm PDT Best Seller II: Terminal Deadline by SBDMT 09/06/2003, 12:01am PDT Insert SB's apoplexy here. by Lizard_King 09/04/2003, 10:12pm PDT Opening game, opening Democratic debates by Senor Barborito 09/05/2003, 12:11am PDT Staring in the face of leetness by Roop Dirump 08/31/2003, 3:36am PDT Britney Spears on politics - hang on, there's something worthwhile here by Senor Barborito 09/04/2003, 1:25am PDT Defense of the Patriot Act by Lizard_King 08/28/2003, 11:20pm PDT Final Fantasy Tactics Advance - $15 at Sam Goody by whydirt, PATTY PATTY PATTY 09/02/2003, 9:38pm PDT A very interesting question about the IQ bell curve and racism gets answered by Senor Barborito 09/02/2003, 5:44am PDT DING-DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD, THE WITCH IS DEAD! by Senor Barborito 08/29/2003, 1:38pm PDT OK, time for another round of political fingerpointing by Senor Barborito 08/28/2003, 10:24am PDT Schwarzenegger "has absolutely no hang-ups about the fag business." by Vomitbird 08/29/2003, 4:59am PDT Life imitating (crappy) art by Mysterio 08/28/2003, 11:45pm PDT FATTY MCPORKBEAST EATS ENTIRE WORLD by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/28/2003, 8:11pm PDT Barbie and Hitchens: BEST FRIENDS 4 EVAR by laudablepuss 08/27/2003, 6:39pm PDT NYC by I need clarification 08/27/2003, 10:57am PDT CAIB report by laudablepuss 08/27/2003, 6:12pm PDT He's lived without fame for the past three years or so, so why not? by I need clarification 08/23/2003, 2:45pm PDT What the FUCK? by Senor Barborito 08/20/2003, 11:24pm PDT It's all over except the grinding of our bones with their steel feet by I need clarification 08/22/2003, 5:19pm PDT We can finally comment with a bit of knowledge on the SCO case by Senor Barborito 08/20/2003, 2:49am PDT Is Fussbett still here? by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/15/2003, 5:04pm PDT Bomb explodes, writers suck by Fussbett 08/20/2003, 10:33pm PDT The Morning News with ES and SB by Senor Barborito 08/21/2003, 12:54pm PDT My wussy Yahoo mail can not handle all the virus mails. by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/20/2003, 8:50pm PDT Paul Newman confuses NY Times editorial page for "Life in these United States" by I need clarification 08/19/2003, 3:28pm PDT Guess who is going to have a quick layover in BAKU? NT by conflictNo 08/18/2003, 7:38pm PDT What do you commies make of this? by Lizard_King 08/12/2003, 8:25pm PDT Extreme Social Working, Buying a Jetpack by Fussbett 08/17/2003, 5:56am PDT And Now For Some Atlas Shrugged by Senor "Disasterpiece Theater" 08/14/2003, 5:20pm PDT Friendster in peril! TO THE FAGMOBILE!!!! by fag packet 08/14/2003, 8:50pm PDT Halo PC Flamethrower by Fussbett 08/11/2003, 6:24pm PDT LK's view of leftists comes to life by Senor Barborito 08/13/2003, 1:25pm PDT Canadians & Britons soon to join race to cover for Saudi bullshit by Lizard_King 08/09/2003, 6:50pm PDT as for your buddy boy Noah by Lizard_King 08/14/2003, 1:15am PDT More (good) news on WMDs by Senor Barborito 08/12/2003, 2:57pm PDT Tribal troopers invade mushroom kingdom. by Vomitbird 08/12/2003, 2:40pm PDT Is this news? by foogla 08/11/2003, 3:07pm PDT Did the Filthy Critic die? NT by mrs. johnson 08/10/2003, 9:04pm PDT Spintronics, localized destruction, and you by Entropy Stew 08/10/2003, 1:31pm PDT The man just keeps making sense. by Lizard_King 08/06/2003, 10:07pm PDT Almost classier than Japanese concentration camp theme bars by Lizard_King 08/09/2003, 8:52pm PDT ELECTION OF THE CENTURY! by FABIO 08/07/2003, 12:46am PDT 53025 by Bitter 08/08/2003, 9:44pm PDT Queerest computer case ever by Fussbett 08/09/2003, 3:00am PDT SB might find this interesting. by Lizard_King 08/08/2003, 3:30pm PDT Iraqi Superhero Justice League by E. L. Koba 08/06/2003, 7:29pm PDT Who needs insulin? by Entropy Stew 08/04/2003, 10:54pm PDT MARRIED by TAFKAM 07/31/2003, 10:42pm PDT The clock says 9/11 HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR by Lizard_King 08/03/2003, 10:37pm PDT SB's dreams... CRUSHED! by curst 07/29/2003, 9:27am PDT Televangelist unscrupulous; no one surprised. by Lizard_King 08/02/2003, 12:23pm PDT Slideshow. by Colonel K 07/31/2003, 10:33am PDT MSNBC, doing its part in the war on terror by FABIO 07/31/2003, 5:12pm PDT Erik at Doublefine. by Fussbett 07/21/2003, 4:05am PDT Shit! I shoulda posted this earlier! by laudablepuss 07/29/2003, 4:25pm PDT Chomsky Part 2 by Choson 07/27/2003, 2:18pm PDT Bob Hope, dies at the age of 666. NT by Nixon 07/28/2003, 11:07am PDT Maxx Payne sues by Roop Dirump 07/27/2003, 10:33am PDT Global Frequency #9 is awesome. NT by foogla 07/27/2003, 6:47am PDT slashdot finally takes down link to old man murray by sfg 07/26/2003, 6:53pm PDT Shooting at NYC City Hall, gunman at large, Robocop responding. NT by Chairman Mao 07/23/2003, 3:52pm PDT To all six-eight Open/Free/NetBSD users on Caltrops - this one's important by Senor Barborito 07/23/2003, 11:02am PDT Now who do I vote for? by Cyrris 07/18/2003, 7:27am PDT Murder: Manna from Heaven? by jeep 07/22/2003, 3:28pm PDT No Doom 3 in 2003 by mrs. johnson 07/22/2003, 8:14pm PDT I know there's a joke here somewhere by laudablepuss 07/22/2003, 4:36pm PDT Bird-brain. by SBDMT 07/22/2003, 2:58am PDT Forgot to link this earlier by Senor Barborito 07/21/2003, 3:58pm PDT And just WHAT are we supposed to have done about this? by Cyrris 07/21/2003, 9:30pm PDT Palestinian Authority declares itself illegal by Lizard_King 07/21/2003, 12:25am PDT Too many Freedom Fries by I need clarification 07/18/2003, 8:11pm PDT Video games still bad. Movies and bullies A-OK. by Fussbett 07/09/2003, 4:19pm PDT QT3 Bannings by Fussbett 07/19/2003, 3:05am PDT Leave it to Vegas to invent the greatest thing ever... invented. by I need clarification 07/14/2003, 9:44pm PDT Tattoo Artist: 'Insert General Tso’s Chicken Here!' by Colonel K 07/15/2003, 11:26am PDT Cretins of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your prosperity. by Lizard_King 07/13/2003, 6:52pm PDT Best Canadian, EVAR. by Lizard_King 07/13/2003, 7:05pm PDT Good thing it wasn't going to happen anyway by laudablepuss 07/16/2003, 5:51pm PDT One reason I hate (many) trial lawyers... by Lizard_King 07/13/2003, 2:20pm PDT How did he die? Hmmm... by Sildenafil 07/10/2003, 4:35pm PDT Britney Spears is not a virgin! by Roop Dirump 07/08/2003, 5:09pm PDT Michael Savage Fired. by Senor Barborito 07/08/2003, 9:41am PDT I hate to keep harping on this by laudablepuss 07/08/2003, 6:29pm PDT Bizzaro World by Entropy Stew 07/08/2003, 1:03am PDT Dan Savage coins new word, is funny. by FoK 06/19/2003, 8:39am PDT Don't Copy That Floppy video (c) 1992 by Fussbett 07/05/2003, 4:14am PDT any of you entered? by FABIO 07/03/2003, 4:42am PDT IT'S COMING by Choson 07/01/2003, 9:54am PDT the new bullshit gun by FABIO 06/28/2003, 1:03am PDT FUNNY by Jhoh Creexul 07/01/2003, 6:01am PDT Indian dude drinks sunlight through his eyeballs by Fussbett 06/30/2003, 6:50pm PDT BBSpot accuses Saddam of being a camper by Entropy Stew 06/28/2003, 4:08pm PDT The only Segway in South Pudget Sound -- STOLEN by Fussbett 06/27/2003, 4:55am PDT Mummies can die? by laudablepuss 06/27/2003, 12:23pm PDT Ren & Stimpy by Roop Dirump 06/26/2003, 1:24pm PDT God Dammit by foogla 06/25/2003, 12:10pm PDT So what about that affirmative action ruling? by foogla 06/23/2003, 4:26pm PDT BBC misses point of news story. by Fullofkittens 06/25/2003, 1:03pm PDT Oh, Martha. by Lizard_King 06/24/2003, 3:00pm PDT French inspire self-immolation in Iranians by Lizard_King 06/18/2003, 10:04pm PDT Gargantuan throbbing green cock by Roop Dirump 06/20/2003, 8:22pm PDT Orrin Hatch versus Your Computer by Fussbett 06/18/2003, 4:55pm PDT Erik joins the dark side. MY SIDE. by I need clarification 06/17/2003, 5:07pm PDT Saudi/American chivalry by Lizard_King 06/17/2003, 8:16pm PDT So here is a great big hug for Derek *hug* by Anonymous! 06/18/2003, 3:34pm PDT Didcot I need some translation help here by Senor Barborito 06/18/2003, 4:51am PDT Now 'proven': women are all bi, men are either hetero or gay by Senor Barborito 06/15/2003, 12:57pm PDT Chicago's curfew laws by Fullofkittens 06/13/2003, 9:19am PDT Fucking Bill O'Reilly wants the net to stop being mean to him by Lizard_King 06/17/2003, 2:05pm PDT khmer rouge vs. gangbangers by sfg 06/15/2003, 4:30am PDT anti coed anti-feminist activist to head up air force sexual assault hearings by sfg 06/11/2003, 1:29pm PDT Links for INC by Bill Dungsroman 06/13/2003, 2:01pm PDT Apocalypse never. by laudablepuss 06/09/2003, 5:37pm PDT In case you missed it, Raines finally split. by Lizard_King 06/13/2003, 1:05pm PDT And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: by Lufteufel 06/06/2003, 11:50pm PDT Holy shit! by I need clarification 06/06/2003, 8:12pm PDT Wolfowitz openly admits war was about oil by Senor Barborito 06/04/2003, 2:53pm PDT Hamas: officially needs to die now. Rebelling Israeli settlers: same. by Senor Barborito 06/06/2003, 1:33pm PDT NASA test fingers foam by Entropy Stew 06/05/2003, 10:41am PDT Please don't eat me! by Cyrris 06/09/2003, 12:54am PDT Deep philosophical question regarding politics by laudablepuss 06/06/2003, 7:11pm PDT Ebert's best article by Fussbett 06/06/2003, 4:09am PDT Hitler, Hitler, Hitler. by arbit 06/06/2003, 7:17pm PDT Best science project ever. by Cyrris 06/05/2003, 6:36pm PDT newsflash: this place is pretty gay by Sven Lollersson 06/04/2003, 11:55pm PDT Stew's News by Entropy Stew 06/04/2003, 6:35pm PDT Much love goes out to the 8th Circuit Court of Appeals, today by Senor Barborito 06/03/2003, 3:42pm PDT War on Terror may create World of Terror says Rumsfeld. by Fussbett 05/24/2003, 1:20pm PDT Mike Tyson says that NOW he'd rape her. by Fussbett 06/03/2003, 12:39am PDT Salam Pax real, identified, and met with a reporter from the Guardian by Senor Barborito 05/30/2003, 11:33am PDT FPS players will one day rule the earth! by I need clarification 05/29/2003, 11:12am PDT Will it have mouse support?: GameSpy's FAQ about Halo by Fussbett 05/12/2003, 11:19am PDT Definition, PLZKTHX. by Anonymous Retard 05/27/2003, 10:55am PDT Hilarious child abuse! by Jhoh Creexul 05/29/2003, 5:21pm PDT Duke Nukem NOT IN 2003 says Take2. by Fussbett 05/29/2003, 8:16pm PDT New PS2 upgrade called the... PSX? by Fussbett 05/29/2003, 8:22pm PDT Gayest shit ever. Gayest shit POSSIBLE. by FoK 05/29/2003, 12:57am PDT A directory of idiots. by Cyrris 05/29/2003, 2:55pm PDT HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! by foogla 05/29/2003, 9:23am PDT Now you too can help catch a terrorist! by Cyrris 05/27/2003, 12:30pm PDT This one's for you SB by TAFKAM 05/27/2003, 2:47pm PDT Caltrops mentioned in the Onion!!! by I need Obfuscation 05/24/2003, 7:39pm PDT Ariel Sharon FINALLY gets it? by Senor Barborito 05/27/2003, 12:06am PDT From Snopes - this is news to me by FoK 05/26/2003, 2:19pm PDT Metal Gear Crap by Hans Gruber 05/24/2003, 7:55pm PDT Americans Idle: Fussbett Puns Another Headline. by Fussbett 05/23/2003, 6:13am PDT For Chicagoans by mrs. johnson 05/23/2003, 8:12pm PDT Shock Jacket by Fussbett 05/22/2003, 7:06pm PDT Since when did illegal immigrants pay taxes? by CyrrNazi 05/22/2003, 8:56pm PDT New OpenBSD speeds downloads, games significantly. Especially BitTorrent. by Senor Barborito 05/18/2003, 7:45am PDT News from the Blog world. by Fussbett 05/19/2003, 4:16pm PDT Does anyone else get a sick feeling when they read this? by laudablepuss 05/19/2003, 11:17am PDT What happened to Movie Goy? by Jhoh Creexul 05/14/2003, 6:59am PDT Nicholas Romero will make you his bitch by creativepig 05/17/2003, 3:06pm PDT Question for Chairman Mao by laudablepuss 05/15/2003, 3:42pm PDT Those Matrix cartoons. by Colonel K 05/12/2003, 12:41pm PDT Ted Rall's GONNA RUN WIIIIIILD ON YOU by Entropy Stew 05/14/2003, 2:54pm PDT Here ya go, SB by chimp 05/14/2003, 12:58pm PDT Calling out the next trendy Something Awful board trend. by Jhoh Creexul 05/06/2003, 3:30am PDT For those of you that believe there are no more American intellectuals... by Lizard_King 05/10/2003, 2:41pm PDT Insert appropiate video game pun here. by foogla 05/13/2003, 9:52am PDT WHO and CNN Declare SARS, "New Hitler." by M|H 05/09/2003, 8:00am PDT HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!! by Mischief Maker 05/02/2003, 10:48am PDT Salem Pax survived the war by Senor Barborito 05/07/2003, 12:35pm PDT William Gibson quits blogging after it "goes mainstream" by Fussbett 05/06/2003, 6:12pm PDT FUNNEY by MR FUNNEY MAEN 05/02/2003, 2:41pm PDT OH NOS!! by Your Mother in Tights 05/04/2003, 4:44am PDT Fuck the capitalist running dog media by Lizard_King 05/04/2003, 2:18pm PDT Anyone have five grand? by FABIO 05/02/2003, 11:38pm PDT NEWS FLASH: I'm better than everyone else. by Jhoh Creexul 05/03/2003, 5:26pm PDT Define: Tough motherfucker by laudablepuss 05/02/2003, 4:14pm PDT Harry Belafonte is now officially an intellectual by Lizard_King 05/02/2003, 8:58pm PDT Test for LK... by FoK 05/02/2003, 8:19pm PDT ! by Chillum 04/29/2003, 12:13pm PDT Larry King transcripts: second only to AIM logs. by Fussbett 05/01/2003, 10:51pm PDT Quaaaaaaaaaid. Quaaaaaaaaaaaaid. . . by Senor Barborito 05/01/2003, 11:34am PDT Yay Baghdad Bob! by Bill Dungsroman 04/30/2003, 12:21pm PDT THE PUNISHER movie by Fussbett 04/29/2003, 8:39pm PDT OMM Is Back by Guido Jones 04/30/2003, 5:44am PDT Groove is in the heart by Fussbett 04/29/2003, 10:51pm PDT 2k NT by Entropy Stew 04/29/2003, 1:25pm PDT Half-Life 2: Announced. by Fussbett 04/23/2003, 4:34am PDT OK, let's move SARS here by Senor Barborito 04/25/2003, 10:19pm PDT Have these guys heard of . . . oh I dunno, AIDS? by Senor Barborito 04/22/2003, 7:16pm PDT Veggieburg by buki 04/23/2003, 2:25am PDT Almost missed this one by Senor Barborito 04/21/2003, 4:57pm PDT Welcome to the Access to Archival Databases (AAD) System by MOAB 04/19/2003, 10:05am PDT Oh, great. by Cyrris 04/19/2003, 2:00am PDT This. Is Brilliant. by Senor Barborito 04/18/2003, 7:13pm PDT If you must read any of my posts, this one you will regret reading the least by Senor Barborito 04/16/2003, 6:44am PDT Why does this not give me a warm fuzzy feeling? by niche 04/17/2003, 12:46am PDT Serial stupidity by laudablepuss 04/09/2003, 3:41pm PDT Radio CIA in the Hizouse by Dragon Worrier 04/11/2003, 4:00pm PDT No comment about that statue or Iraq or anything? by Jhoh Creexul 04/10/2003, 4:41am PDT Happy fucking birthday ragtop by Jack Dandy 04/09/2003, 12:18am PDT Mr Cranky Expands to News Coverage by Mischief Linker 03/28/2003, 2:28pm PST News flash: SB and ES are one step away from becoming Binro. by Jhoh Creexul 04/05/2003, 3:40pm PST HURF WHAT? by Zseni, her granny porn finale 04/05/2003, 1:57am PST Obligatory Star-spangled Junta Thread by Entropy Stew 04/04/2003, 4:18pm PST reasons to hate the French by FABIO 04/04/2003, 3:04pm PST Freedom Fries Out-Stupided By Congress (Seriously) by Senor Barborito 03/28/2003, 1:40am PST Now for some real news, by Oom Shnibble 03/31/2003, 10:32am PST Here's the POW footage, if anyone has the stomach by Bill Dungsroman 03/24/2003, 3:18pm PST Creepy by conflictNo 03/31/2003, 6:53pm PST I fucking hate April Fools NT by foogla 04/01/2003, 3:41am PST Some gaming news - Xbox (reportedly) runs Linux unmodded by Senor Barborito 03/30/2003, 11:05am PST Insider trading since 2256 by Colonel K 03/29/2003, 8:57pm PST Apparently, gayest Oscars ever. by Jhoh Creexul 03/24/2003, 6:30am PST It's really fucking scary when the Onion can predict the future by Mischief Nostradamus 03/28/2003, 4:39pm PST Germany annexes peace by Entropy Stew 03/27/2003, 4:21pm PST HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK! by Senor Barborito 03/25/2003, 11:13pm PST The new Wu-name: biorhythms! by conflictNo 03/26/2003, 2:25pm PST latest get your war on episode comes true by FABIO 03/26/2003, 1:19am PST It's a pity we can't all gate-crash this one . . . by Senor Barborito 03/25/2003, 8:36am PST I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe, just this hhehhehhe sound by Bill Dungsroman 03/20/2003, 12:38pm PST Guh? by laudablepuss 03/24/2003, 4:57pm PST On the first evening of war. by Zseni 03/19/2003, 10:54pm PST It's "nuclear," you fucking halfwit. by FoK 03/17/2003, 8:23pm PST Another reason for Ray to freak out by veronica 03/22/2003, 2:20am PST Variety trade magazine: Where famous people post? by Fussbett 03/21/2003, 5:58am PST SO, WHO'S WATCHING CNN? AY? AY? -nt- by Entropy Stew 03/20/2003, 5:17pm PST Saddam gets the gasface by Chillum 03/19/2003, 1:27pm PST Obvious: bombs and cruise missles hit Baghdad, Iraqi weblog by Senor Barborito 03/19/2003, 11:30pm PST Score one for Darwinism by Cyrris 03/17/2003, 3:58am PST The French fight like Caltrops posters by I need clarification 03/19/2003, 12:39am PST Tom Ridge, Secretary of Oxymorons by I need clarification 03/18/2003, 1:50pm PST "30 year storm" here in Denver (e/n) by laudablepuss 03/18/2003, 6:36pm PST RFERL's Iraq Crisis website by Zseni 03/18/2003, 11:39am PST Planet Hate going in a new direction by Bokonon 03/18/2003, 11:01am PST The results are in: The FRENCHIE Chicks are out! by Fussbett 03/17/2003, 2:46pm PST US necromancers attempt to recover our undead legions from the French by Mischief M4xX0r 03/16/2003, 7:03pm PST FOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (images) by Jhoh Creexul 03/17/2003, 10:53am PST China's Death on Wheels by some fag 03/16/2003, 2:16am PST Zseni funds terrorism? by Fussbett 03/15/2003, 5:22pm PST You must be *this* mature to run for office. (another US-Iraq post) by Cyrris 03/12/2003, 12:20am PST Water found on Mars. Pope: "Well shiiiite." by mrs. johnson 03/14/2003, 4:52am PST NY doesn't like war by Wacky Willy 03/13/2003, 9:05pm PST All you Chicago assholes. by mrs. johnson 03/13/2003, 8:54pm PST Worst. Security. Team. Ever. by Little Crow 03/12/2003, 11:53pm PST A message from the INSIDE by up with pod people 03/07/2003, 8:07pm PST Caltrops.com mascot? by Bodybag 02/27/2003, 6:12am PST Your right to give peace a chance ends at my food court by Ray, of Light 03/04/2003, 11:10pm PST 2 Al Qeada beaten, possibly gang raped, to death in a US prision by ¶ 03/07/2003, 2:52pm PST Ricci Agent to Ricci: "I'll give you this necklace made of plastic beads!" by Fussbett 03/05/2003, 4:54pm PST "I do not think I have heard of a googol." *COUGH* by Fussbett 03/05/2003, 8:04pm PST NSA spying on the UN by Entropy Stew 03/03/2003, 7:38pm PST Ari Fleischer takes it up the ass by Senor Barborito 02/28/2003, 10:58am PST Rogers Dead. WTC not undead. by asfl;ghlghaglkh 02/27/2003, 12:43pm PST Being a musician is terrible. by mrs. johnson 02/23/2003, 8:40pm PST And now for the long, cold, lonely journey by laudablepuss 02/26/2003, 11:01am PST *Sigh* by Cyrris 02/14/2003, 8:10pm PST FAA to Bin Laden: Thanks by Bill Dungsroman 02/19/2003, 12:52pm PST Great White still burnin' down the house after all these years by Bodybag 02/21/2003, 5:35pm PST Hahahaha (this is cool) by Senor Barborito 02/15/2003, 11:29pm PST Speculation about Columbia by laudablepuss 02/14/2003, 8:25pm PST Dai Nippon Enthusiasts Take Heed by Mr. Palomar 02/17/2003, 12:53pm PST Far too much anxiety and shit posted about this Iraq thing. by Git 02/16/2003, 2:30pm PST Mirra sues Acclaim over BMX^4 by Entropy Stew 02/16/2003, 10:12pm PST 1000 POST FAGSZ -nt- NT by SZENI 02/16/2003, 2:31pm PST YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING CHILDREN!! by CrackerBarrel 02/15/2003, 4:01pm PST I'M A MEAN MACHIIIIIIIIINE (new ban point for me) by Jhoh Creexul 02/12/2003, 4:35am PST Possible Exploit in Unreal engine by Motherhead 02/12/2003, 8:47am PST U.S. in decline... but wait... what, now? by Fullofkittens 02/12/2003, 2:25pm PST My favorite Internet moment. by conflictNo 02/12/2003, 1:40pm PST Dude! by Entropy Stew 02/10/2003, 8:53pm PST HERE'S SOME MOTHERFUCKING NEWS! by Gan'Tharrr the Unstoppable!!! 02/10/2003, 5:33pm PST GYWO 19 up (nt) by Zseni 02/10/2003, 2:29pm PST I miss OMM-nt by Dante 02/10/2003, 12:20pm PST Iraqiriffic! by Zseni 02/09/2003, 3:38am PST A solid explanation of why we're going to war that I can agree with by Senor Barborito 02/07/2003, 4:23pm PST Richard Perle: even more insane than previously thought by Zebco Fuckface 02/04/2003, 11:58pm PST Residents of Seattle flee incoming NK onslaught by Zebco Fuckface 02/07/2003, 6:18pm PST Oh GAWD!!! Head for the Hills!!! by Mischief Shai-Hulud 02/07/2003, 2:03pm PST Followup: WTC plan finalists announced by Entropy Stew 02/05/2003, 3:37am PST Who thinks Iraq has chemical weapons?[POLL] by Gallup fag 02/06/2003, 1:40pm PST Predagook by Bodybag 02/06/2003, 4:07pm PST Can anyone else get enough of this guy? by Immodium AD 02/04/2003, 8:01pm PST Oldmanmurray pimps CGW by mark 02/06/2003, 7:54pm PST Columbia breaks up by laudablepuss 02/01/2003, 11:13am PST Uh oh: Rall on Iraq by Zebco Fuckface 02/05/2003, 11:54pm PST I am a scientist, you are all taste buds. by mrs. johnson 02/02/2003, 3:48pm PST Iraq Crap by Zebco Fuckface 01/31/2003, 5:08pm PST SMOKING GUN MOTHERFUCKERS! by Bodybag 02/02/2003, 10:36pm PST Fuck the war, here's some real news by Entropy Stew 01/31/2003, 3:00am PST Jesus, why not just bury it, Dio? by Zseni 01/30/2003, 10:39pm PST There wouldn't be so many fags here... by CrackerBarrel 01/31/2003, 2:12pm PST The Mother of All Helicopter Wars by I need clarification 01/30/2003, 8:15pm PST I don't know about the rest of you... by Bodybag 01/28/2003, 10:39pm PST Anyone watch Connie Chung tonight? by Bodybag 01/29/2003, 9:22pm PST Well this is...interesting. by veronica 01/29/2003, 1:44am PST Bubb Rubb: Whistle Fan by Fussbett 01/29/2003, 2:05am PST Chet: maniacal dictator, now whore. by Bill Dungsroman 01/30/2003, 11:28am PST Andrew Antone by Fussbett 01/29/2003, 3:22am PST BIOSHIELD! by Immodium AD 01/29/2003, 12:35pm PST state of the union with extra Funniness!! by Kmax 01/28/2003, 6:12pm PST Do you like game reviews and gossip? Do you like big fonts? by Fussbett 01/24/2003, 2:53pm PST The dumbest new subculture ever. by Jhoh Creexul 01/24/2003, 8:32am PST MOO3 GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -nt- NT by Senor Barborito 01/24/2003, 6:26pm PST guns n' roses riot video by lilgorgor 01/24/2003, 12:59pm PST FUCK by Entropy Stew 01/19/2003, 10:02pm PST Shocking disovery: Korean uranium enrichment further along than previously known by Bodybag 01/23/2003, 8:43pm PST Aw Shit! by Mischief Maker 01/23/2003, 1:38pm PST Anyone read The Economist? by CrackerBarrel 01/19/2003, 12:45pm PST CS 1.6 preview + Soul Calibur II news by Fussbett 01/15/2003, 7:35pm PST Should I let the government 0wn me? by mrs. johnson 01/08/2003, 8:43pm PST $200 and long-term birth control for addicts. by Colonel K 01/07/2003, 8:26am PST THE KIWIS GROW THEM GAY by Senor Barborito 01/05/2003, 7:44am PST Speaking about news, heres a thought by Insidious Ragamuffin 01/08/2003, 11:18pm PST Anyone here believe in Flying Saucers? by laudablepuss 01/06/2003, 7:34pm PST Ween's Pizza Hut commerical by Fussbett 01/04/2003, 1:00am PST RAY OF LIGHT I NEED YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS (more) by Senor Barborito 01/05/2003, 9:26am PST Big moments in video game history with Peter Molyneux. by Fussbett 12/31/2002, 7:18pm PST Halo for the PC now to be ported by GEARBOX by Fussbett 12/23/2002, 5:41am PST Splinter motherfucking Cell by Bodybag 12/25/2002, 3:10am PST Here's some news for all motherfuckers by ToutSuite 12/23/2002, 9:31am PST Fight for your religious freedom to rape! by Zseni 12/24/2002, 6:59pm PST XM4s gr33tz by TAFKAM 12/24/2002, 8:30am PST What, no Trent Lott threads? by Bodybag 12/21/2002, 6:38pm PST Impossible Creatues demo by Bodybag 12/23/2002, 7:27pm PST NFL Week 16 by ydrt 12/22/2002, 6:25am PST Drugs are bad by TAFKAM 12/23/2002, 7:07pm PST GOD FUCKING DAMNIT ALL TO FUCKING HELL!! by ToutSuite 12/23/2002, 9:53am PST Now that I've graduated, I want that ill na-na. by conflictNo? 12/22/2002, 4:07am PST THIS POST SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE TWO DAYS AGO by Seni 12/21/2002, 3:48am PST FLRURUF by Jhoh Creexul 12/21/2002, 7:46am PST NEWS ITEM: Mozilla users take over Caltrops forum by Fussbett 12/20/2002, 3:37pm PST